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*squeak* What up ya'll? I'm Flannelface! *squeak* Here I will present different discussions that may be on *squeak* my mind. I will also try to help answer any questions any of you may have on anything. *squeak* That includes hehe *squeak* sex, relationships, tacos, cheese, and even mousetraps. *squeak* So lets get this started with the first question I've been asked. To ask Flannelface a question e-mail him here ----->Flannelface
DONNY'S GIRLFRIEND
1. Hey Flannelface, my name is Donny, and I had a question to ask you regarding my girlfriend. We have been going out for about 6 months now and she gets pissed off every time I talk with other girls. Why is she getting so pissed and what should I do? 1. Answer---*squeak* Well Donny, it sounds you like got yourself a very insecure girlfriend. You see Donny, I had a girlfriend like that also. At first I paid it no mind thinking it was just jealousy but things began to get out of control. If I even looked in the direction of a mouse I would have my tail bitten off. First you should talk with her Donny about why she is doing this and try to work it out that way. If that fails, dump her ass! She will continue to do it and it will get much worse. Just don't do what I did! I called the Orkin man, and uhhh, she's been missing for awhile now. Uhhh.... I didn't say that. *squeak*
Brian's Cheese and Poo-tang (with help from Monika) 2. Question--- Dear FlannelFace, is it ok to go after a girl who has a boyfriend? Oh yeah, do you like the powder cheese macoroni or the good creamy cheese kind? Thanks, Brian! 2. Answer--- Well Brian, I take it you really like this girl? If that is the case lay back for awhile. You may want to let her know that you do like her but tell her you also undestand that she has a boyfriend and you will respect that. If she ever breaks up with this guy, she will know that you like her and she will come to you, hopefully! For now just lay back and enjoy hanging out! Who knows, maybe all that hanging out will lead to "banging out". hehehe *squeek* And for your other question, the powder cheese Mac sucks!!! Only the creamy kind for me! *squeek* Oh yeah, Mz Monika wants to say something too!!!
Heeeeey Brian! I'm monica! That sexy little sweet tart you see above. N-E-WAYZ! I say if the girrl don't be likin' her man, she be coming to you! Look at it this way Brian! You see the socks I be holdin? Her boyfriend is on the left! You on the right! See which one looks cleaner, brighter and better? The one that be on the right!!! She gonna choose good. Don't you worry boy!
3. Question - Hey flannel face! I was wondering if you could help me out? I've been smoking for about 6 years now and I want to quit? What's the best way? 3. Answer - *squeek* What's up Barry? Thank's for writing! Ok now you want to quit smokin? Now what kind of smokin we talkin about Gary? Are you talking about cigarettes or weed? If you want to stop smoking cigarettes it's easy! Stop buying them, don't put it to your lips, and light it. It's that easy! (Well that's what Lois told me). But I say do it my way Larry! Stop buying cigs, and just start bumming cigarettes from your friends like every 20 minutes. Smoke all their cigarettes! After a while they will get pissed and beat your ass. After you get your ass beating you will be fine!!!
Oh lord, Mz Monika want's to say something....
Did you say weed!? Where the weed at? Oooooo....
I can't urinate from my prostate! Plus buttered toast!
Question 4. dear flannelface,
i have a serious problem...i cant go pee at night...during the day i can pee
fine but like when it turns to night i cant it feels like i always have to pee...
i have a tingling feelin "downthere" but my body wont let me pee....
what do you think is wrong with me? i need help!!!! thnx a bunchs
really
girl who cant pee
Answer- Hey there girl who can't pee. *squeek*
Well i'm not really sure how to help you out but a good friend of mine can.
*squeek* Guy on the shitter,and if he's no help you should consider going to see a doctor.
good luck. *squeek*
SHIT BOY
Hey this is Shit Boy! I have the same *uuugghh* problem, except I can never seem to shit during the day. Only at night *uuggh* Just try to imagine a sunny day at the beach *uuugh* try running water in the sink. And you'll be peeing in no time *squirt, fart, splash* Well I got to drop my kids off at the pool if you know what I'm saying *uuuuuuuuugh* Oh damn, I think I ripped my asshole on that one!
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