On the first day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the second day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the third day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the fourth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the fifth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the sixth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the seventh day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the eight day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the ninth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
On the tenth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the eleventh day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
11 channels not working,
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
On the twelveth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me,
12 reasons to cancel,
11 channels not working,
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms,
8 hours of busy signals,
7 frozen IMs,
6 disconnections,
5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help,
3 error messages,
2 pieces of junk mail,
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
(footnote)
As we all love to kid around about AOL,
I had to put this little page up for a few laughs
But in all fairness, AOL has been good to me.
No server is perfect, but they have done pretty well
considering how fast they have had to grow in technology.
So thanks AOL, for letting us have a bit of a chuckle here.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
(is this the problem in connecting? hmmm. lols)
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THE "12" DAYS OF AOL
