First I saw how you can use this stuff to glue your finger to a coffee cup and then pick the coffee cup up in the air.  Apparently the stuff is great for gluing your fingers to ceramic.

The "star" of the commercial told me that now, after supposedly using this product, he "had the confidence to pick up an ear of corn and eat it."  I even saw footage of him at a summer picnic eating an ear of corn and displaying his confidence - proof that this stuff works!

Certainly there are thousands of senior citizens daily plagued by the life-threatening fear of NOT being able to publicly eat an ear of corn in confidence!  THANK GOD there is a solution for these people!!

I don't know about you, but my self-worth is largely based on my ability to pick up an ear of corn and eat it with confidence in the company of other people.
 

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