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Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye. A gun in gunmetal. Who'd-a thunk it. THIS IS THE BEST RECOLOR EVER. I love the implication of this name. His job is TO EXPLODE. Boooooring. FEEL the excitement?! MISS ELIZABETH!!! Named after an instrument used in the administering of beatdowns. I like that. THIS is the bastard responsible for our current gas prices! To be like the Hu-man... Behold my mighty hand! Candygram. Evil Gears. Ooooh, I'm shaking. Gears joins the Constructicons. He's kinda liek Wile E. Cyote. I HATE the DinoForce names. I keep having to look them up. Okay, his battle plan is to run into things. Uh-HUH. Well, if G2 Ramjet is Prince's jet, then this should be one two, because of the CREEEEEAM! Yeah yeah, I now know that the bullshit 'Reverse Evolution' SixTurbos are solid, boring black. I don't care. 'Roller Force' sounds like the kind of movie one expects to find your David Carradines or Sylvester Stallones in. Some like it rough. Butthead. Beavis. At this point, this was only the SECOND version of Bruticus. That was fine. I'd make a 'Saved By The Bell' joke, but that requires having WATCHED that pile of horse droppings. Logic dictates that he is Badass. Well, comic version, at least. He's a CAR... named SKYSTALKER. O-KAY. Sure, he works good on Autobots, but what about this WATERMELON? 'Combat Artist'. So, like most artists, he's lazy, tempermental, bitter, and eats really bad food? What a horrible mental image. I come from France. Heheheheheheh. Pop Smokescreen like a zit. Baby, I'm your trouble man... no, wait, that's DARKstalkers. Sorry. I'll send flowers. Roses, carnations, baby's breath... you name it. I spy with my little eye... Oh goodie. Yet ANOTHER character with a weirdass blue-green color that simply cannot be properly reproduced in RGB. Someone needs to find Starscream's discarded old Pretender shell and do some voodoo. Hi, I'm Starscream! Fly me! I love how these guys were drawn COMPLETELY toy-accurate while in vehicle mode... down to having GIANT JOINTS sticking out of their backs. That was funny. Oh, add the final L to your name, you puss. Cousin to Killdozer, nephew to Christine, and grandson to MEGAWEAPON! Weenie. It's like the dog ate some Crayolas then barfed them back up. WILDFLY! You make my heart cry! You make everything groovai! Something's gumming up the plumbing, poor Luigi's in a bind! Killer turtles out to get him, creepy crabs are right behind! Wildflies, holy cripes, they're all coming out the piiiiiiiiiipes... Unclean! UNCLEAN!! What was my personality again? Another idiot Destron. Who'd-a thunk it?

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