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Angst angst angst angst... Under da sea... There'll be no Decepticonnies... Just... um... ... just... giant salamis... to hell with it. Train train train... train of fools... Okay, it could also be TackerMach, TackerWing, etc... but I'm going with TackerDash. The name is in reference to the color scheme. No, not gay. Definitely not. You know, for a brief, shining moment, it seemed liek Takara had gotten black recolors out of their system... Yeah. HE'S gonna take on Grimlock. Phhhheheheheheheheheheheh. Anyone got a clue what his name means? I don't. How does he go to the bathroom? You'd blush too if you had those things sticking out of your ass. He's his own hawg. Wheelie got the Matrix, became a big truck! Fanboys everywhere shout out... 'darn!' If it flies, I can crash it! HE TORE APART THE DINOBOTS. HOLY CHRIST. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Rediculous, isn't it? If this guy hasn't got little wooden shoes, something is wrong. Lookie! I can stand on my hands, push a head out of my butt, and be a whole new robot! Closed-captioned for the hearing impared, minty fresh and available NOW! Does ANYONE know what the hell my name means?

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