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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Cybertron's Penn Jillette. Hm. A European-exclusive Autobot... I'm guessing he's really REALLY herioc and has a long-ass tech-spec quote. You know, naming a firefighter 'Inferno' is kinda like naming a doctor 'Death'.... Call Ben Stein. 'Leakin Lubricants' is either a good band name or a bad porn title. Apparently, he escaped from the same prison they sent Pete Rose to. EAT FLOOR, dig? What? You didn't HONESTLY think Jazz's Pretender shell would be a honky, DID you? Alien robot clowns! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! Eyuw, a whitehead! Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear! It holds the answers to all the important questions! You know, I only JUST got the pun here recently. I'm not sure how bad I feel about that. Shame the first female in the series to get an actual toy was even more stereotypical than Arcee. Still, she kicked the Destron Jr. HeadMasters' butts on repeated occasion... Tommy Sledge, P.I. No, I'm a robot. LON, NebuLON. Seen this? I think everyone owns this toy. My manner of speaking has no bearing on my ability to give you SUCH PINCHES! Dude. MUTTONCHOPS. Powerflash! Comin' throoooough! Powerflash! Think of what you can do! You can't hold still, you keep on workin' until... THAT POWERFLASH IS YOU!!! And awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay we go. Prick. Yeah, you BETTER run for the border. Yes, yes, but is he pretty fly? The G1 toy people conveniently forget when they bitch about the Mutants' lack of robot modes. THIS guy beat Megatron? HOW many times?! Why don't I have any friends? Okay... so the missiles and beast-cannon are replaced by... are those water guns? I can't tell you how amused I was to see that my made-up name and persona for this toy, 'Guard Angel', had been mistaken by some web sites for 'her' offical name and stuff. Nebulan parents have weird baby name ideas. He's wearing a TIE. That ROCKS. I love this toy. Did I mention I love Ichikawa? Macho, macho bot! I've got to be a macho bot! Beep blurp pop poot. This is how Roller looked when Optimus died in the movie. They cut that scene. 'Millenium Roller' would be a great band name. SABER, dammit. SALT-MAN Z!!!!! SALT-MAN Z WITH BUTTERY TASTE!!!!! F*^@ing Antex. Shouki yo booti! Silencer's golden, golden, but my eyes still see... Pray his legs never go off. That would hurt. He'll kick Devastator in the knee, by gum. The Dinobot so hard, his name is a euphamism for 'shit'. Eh. Can't say this color scheme excites me much. How's he go to the BATHROOM with all that gold on his chest? Whoo. Was that me? Sorry. Maybe I should switch to Premium...

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