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QUAKE IN FEAR, BRIEF MORTALS! THE HOUR OF RECOLORED TWILIGHT IS UPON YOU ALL!!! Duuuuuurrrrrrr... It's not easy being... uh, blue... Maybe this is pre-Transmetal-2-ization Slapper He's got meanness to the core! See, I say he and Sonar got in an escape pod and lived. And had some really UGLY babies. Well, at least they got the 'gay' part of Starscream right... TAARRRRRRRRRANTUALAAASSSSSS!!! Is this the end of zombie Tarantulas? Hey, he's smarter than Starscream in that he STOPPED trying to overthrow his Megs after the first dozen brutal ass-kickings... I have nothing to say. Whee. A blander, less colorful Terrorsaur. Oh whee. Yellow nose. Boring robot colors. Be still my kidneys. Dammit, Scorponok, I'd BE like this if it wasn't for your clumsy ass!. CLOWN NOSE!!! Now, THIS I'm a bit surpised we never got in stone-gray as a BW 'Cyber-Raptor'... Funnily enough, there's real skeeters bigger than the toy in Florida. I'd make another 'Ravage Three Bodies Evolution' joke here, but I'd have to re-read it, and I can't because I just ate half an hour ago. Anyone else hear him talking like Kelsey Grammar? 'Yes, Waspinator, I'm listening. King of the monkey-people! THIS is the big change Takara made?! Ow. My retinas! Zippy zippy bug bug. This is Transmetal Buzzsaw. I don't care what the package says.

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