It appears that this bartender blew his shot at having his story portrayed in "Cocktail 2." Here's why. Robert Blake has been arrested for the murder of his wife. Wonder if he used a Baretta. Maybe I should have gone to Harvard instead. A proposal in the works will LOWER a B to the average grade. Half of all the grades are A or A-minus.

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Thor Heyerdahl, a legend in Norway who once navigated the Pacific Ocean in a raft has passed away. Also in Norway, an accused flasher told a judge that he unzipped his pants because he had a wasp in his trousers. Observers say he also offered him a deal on some Florida swampland. Ally McBeal is getting the ax. Good. I only liked the show with the original cast. Robert Downey, Jr. and Lucy Liu were the only decent additions anyway. Is a veggie burger really any better for you than the real thing? Depends on who you ask. A woman in New York is suing Dunkin' Donuts. Why? Because she claims she found a hypodermic needle in one of her donuts. Ouch. So that's how they fill those donuts with creme. Don't slander my cat or I'll sue! This is just plain creepy.

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Rudolph Giuliani's estranged wife is filing for divorce. Her asking price? A million dollars a year - tax free. Something tells me she won't get everything she's asking for.

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A professional athlete is filing for divorce from his wife, who appeared in hair metal metal videos back in the 80s. Why? Probably because he can't stand the fact that he got beat up by a girl. If you're going to build a drug tunnel, why not build it in the last place anyone would look? If a 20-year old woman can win the lottery, why can't I? Who the heck knows. For those of you into interior design, the latest furniture fashion - Contemporary Elvis. Grits have been named the official processed food of Georgia.

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I write about stupid criminals in this weblog from time to time, but there are also the corrupt police. The things people will do in the name of art. The Roy Rogers-Dale Evans museum is for sale. However, according to another article I saw on this subject, "The contents of the museum, including Rogers' stuffed and mounted horse Trigger and dog Bullet, are not included in the sale." I wanted the stuffed horse for my living room.

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Actor Robert Urich, who I fondly remember as Dan Tanna from Vega$, has passed away. This ruling actually makes sense. How can it be child pornography if it doesn't even involve children? Go figure.

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Japanese foodmaker Nissin has created a form of ramen that can be eaten in space.

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Today is tax day. Also, the Internet can destroy your marriage. I could have told you that. The initial idea for the now-infamous Enron scandal was cooked up on a golf course. According to Christina Applegate, women are more disgusting than men.

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Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are now engaged.

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