That 70's Show

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=190 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" bgproperties="fixed" background="4b680803.png"> <div> <B> <A NAME="that_70_s_show"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B></div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.fox.com/70sshow" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fox.com/70sshow"><U><B>That 70's Show</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Moondusteds Wav Universe"><U><B><IMG SRC="91d4c1e0.png" border=0 width="76" height="30" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id65.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Links"><U><B><IMG SRC="91e471d0.png" border=0 width="71" height="29" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id63.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Movies"><U><B><IMG SRC="91f591e0.png" border=0 width="89" height="30" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id62.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="T.V."><U><B><IMG SRC="921791e0.png" border=0 width="121" height="30" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id64.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="New Wavs"><U><B><IMG SRC="94b7d200.png" border=0 width="125" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <bR> <div> Please <A HREF="mailto:Moondustedswavs@hotmail.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:Moondustedswavs@hotmail.com"><U>e-mail</U></A> me with any broken links</div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/70s/70s_addicted.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>70s_addicted.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Eric)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>I am hoplessly addicted.  (48kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_alcoholic.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_alcoholic.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Eric) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> You are so lucky your mom's a run-away alcoholic.  (55kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="70s_asshat.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="70s_asshat.wav"><U><B>70s_asshat.wav</B></U></A><B>- (Eric) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> Man, Red went bullistic on me.  I mean I wanna keep the job, but I really don't want to wear my ass for a hat.  Cause he said he can do that and I believe him.  (252kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tombstone/839/show/70's_badluck.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tomb"><U><B>70's_badluck.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> You don't have bad luck.  The reason that bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass.  (78kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_bus.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_bus.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>You had to throw me under the bus with you, didn't you?  (60kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/70s/70s_business.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>70s_business.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Eric)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>That is none of your business.    (32kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/70s/70s_butt.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>70s_butt.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Donna)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Why do you smell like butt?  (34kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/70s/70s_death.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>70s_death.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Jackie)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Guess who?</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Hyde)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>It's either Jackie or the cold, clammy hands of death.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Jackie)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>It's Jackie!</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Hyde)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Dammit.  (256kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_dirtypart.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_dirtypart.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Kelso)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>And I kept waiting for the dirty part, but the dirty part never came.  (136kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/70s/70s_doit.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>70s_doit.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Kelso) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> We're gonna do it and it's gonna be magical.  (47kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tombstone/839/show/70's_dumbass.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tomb"><U><B>70's_dumbass.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>What are you gonna put on your resume?  Dumbass?  (31kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_dumbass2.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_dumbass2.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Well, you know the truth is, Frank's getting on my nerves a little bit.  He's kinda..he's an ass and he's dumb.  He's a......dumbass.  (412kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_funny.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_funny.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> You're gonna look real funny when you're wearing your ass for a hat.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Eric) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> Even though I doubt that's physically possible.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Red)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Let's find out together.  (191kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/70s/70s_funtime.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>70s_funtime.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Eric)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>So, where was I for "Fun Time"?  (36kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_greenjello.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_greenjello.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Donna)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Hey, Kelso, eat that.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Kelso)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Green Jello.  Hey, Jackie, try some.  I heard that green stuff makes you horny.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Jackie) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> Michael, that only works with green M&M's.  Duh!  (233kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/70s/70s_guilt.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>70s_guilt.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Eric)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Oh!  My disappointment is melting into a mixture of exciment and guilt.  (121kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_head.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_head.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> I know.  It's difficult to hear with your head up your ass.  (115kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/70s/70s_ixnay.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>70s_ixnay.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Midge)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>My gosh!  That stuff was right here in our own neighborhood?  And to think of all the times we had to drive across town to get it.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Bob) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> Ixnay, Midge!  (202kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_job.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_job.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Your job is to study hard, get good grades, get a scholarship, go to college and move away!  End of discussion.  (148kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_kickass.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_kickass.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>I swear, I'll kick his ass!  (35kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://member.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_looks.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://member.fortunecity.com/moondusted"><U><B>70s_looks.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Jackie)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>You know, I don't really cook much.  I just plan on getting by on my looks.  (41kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/70s/70s_magic.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>70s_magic.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Kelso) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> Excuse me!  You're ruining the magic!  (80kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_man.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_man.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Eric)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Mom!  We talked about this.  I'm not a boy anymore.  I'm a man.  Shut up, Hyde!  I am a man!  (198kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/70s/70s_nosebleed.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>70s_nosebleed.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>If you </B><B><U>ever</U></B><B> do anything like that again, I will kick your ass so hard, your nose will bleed!  (131kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_notalking.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_notalking.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Kitty)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Eric, when your father's in a good mood, what do I say?</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Eric)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>No talking.  (114kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tombstone/839/show/70's_move.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tomb"><U><B>70's_move.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Kitty)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>For the love God!  Move!  (24kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_naughty.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_naughty.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Hyde)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Welcome to Camp Naughty Bad Fun!  (72kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_sinner.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_sinner.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Hey.  Nobody likes a smart-mouth sinner.(79kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_smartass.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_smartass.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?  (102kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_smile.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_smile.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>I gotta take their crappy offer and smile like a jackass while I do it!  (111kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_startrun.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_startrun.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>If this is one of your dumbass friends, you better start running!  (61kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_suck.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_suck.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Eric)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Could you please not suck?  (86kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_theme2.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_theme2.wav</B></U></A><B> - </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>The new theme song.  (684kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_toughworld.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B>70s_toughworld.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Red)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Well, it's a tough world, Eric, and people don't always get what they want.  Especially you.  (110kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="7d50e0e0.png" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://member.fortunecity.com/moondusted/show/70s_ubitch.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://member.fortunecity.com/moondusted"><U><B>70s_ubitch.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Fez) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> You are a bitch!  (14kb)</B></FONT></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>