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Davy quotes

1. You ain't got no wings you chicken. I've met you're type before. Don't come near me!
2. Thank you very much, can I have a cookie?
3. You can't lock me up like an animal! I know why he's doing it! It's because I'm short isn't it?
4. Tell the court, in my own words, the pain this has caused you.
5. Hey Micky...You're lovely.
6. He knows me! He knows me! Wait! I'm Davy not Micky!
7. He's flipped his birds!
8. He's plum crackas'.
9. Don't hit me with a stick please.
10. Another remark like that and I'll hit you with me purse.
11. It looks like a bunch of birds dancing ya know.
12. Don't do that!
13. You're a nail bitter. You're a nail bitter and your motha' neva' eva' love you.
14. Oh please, not the gallows! Don't hang me! Please don't hang me!
15. It's not how you play the game it's if you win or lose.
16. Don't you Americans have any manners?
17. I'm from the BBC That stands for better be clean.
18. I'm a little high.
19. You must be joking.
20. No, it's just that sweets make me break out.
21. You're pretty tough with a fist in you're hand.
22. All right chaps! Let's have at it, up and over!
23. Wait a minute... one more thing. Who's got they're hand on me bum?
24. I make a terrible sound.
25. I am putting the sandwich in my mouth. I am biting the sandwich.
26. My name is David Jones and I love you.
27. Ello' love.
29. Wha' about the flip side?
30. I don't have a date. Do you know a girl that would like to go with me?

Micky quotes

1. Once upon a time in the land of Krishner there lived a handsome prince in love with a frog and three little pigs.
2. Gosharoony!
3. Ah, no, no, no. No, you find the cookie, get the MONKEE then cook the cookie.
4. Little joke, 'bout that big.
5. You do and I'll be sorry!
6. I don't like it, paint it red!
7. I am El Dolinzio, the bandit without a soul!
8. Love is the ultimate trip.
9. Think of it as a MONKEE treat.
10. Uh, Peter, were gonna try to scare you, so don't be scared.
11. You punch me in the mouth and I'll kick you in the head!
12. Age only matters if you're cheese.
13. I'll love you twice as much on Friday 'cause I want the weekend off.
14. I myself am deeply jealous.
15. Love is the key that fit's a million locks.
16. I was a has been, now I'm an am is.
17. Isn't this fun?
18. Badges!?! We don't need no stinkin' badges!
19. My mommy told me not to play with toys that burn, or bash, or scratch, or, or go boom.
20. Sling me a sponge bartender.
21. It's two day's till election, we can blow this town wide closed!
22. Wait till you see a horse change into a werewolf!
23. Please! No morals!
24. What violence? He's just a typical psychopathic killer.
25. Shut up! No, you shut up! You, you, you, you, you shut up you! All right, I will.
26. Pschaw!

mike quotes

1. They probably served bad food and drugs any ways.
2. You're a beautiful thing to behold, sitting there like a manifold.
3. Winged fairies frolic near the power steering.
4. Someone came and kissed me and it caused my mind to blush.
5. You see that man over there? He talks to popsicles.
6. What a groovy looking chick! Look at those sideburns, that body!
7. They call me El Nesmitho, the bandit without no...without any conscience.
8. Save the Texas Prairie Chickens!
9. All gussied up there. You look nice, jewelry hanging off ya.
10. David means business baby.
11. El Dolenzio, what are you doing?
12. Hey, town crier baby, what's happening?
13. Peter, don't be rude.
14. Here he is, the worlds best looking midget, David Thomas Jones.
15. I regret to inform you that Norway has just declared war on Sweden.
16. There's a note for you on the pigeon.
17. Yeah, that's a groove.
18. Behind every dark cloud there is usually rain.
19. The high Lama is out back sleeping it off. I'm the regular Lama. You can call me Reg.
20. Work hard, play hard, and get plenty of roughage in you're diet.
21. It's better to die a brave death than to live a cowardly life.
22. I'm part of the new blood.
23. What it really takes a talent to do is to dig something ugly.
24. Oh, man, Keep you're dress on.
25. Due to lack of interest, tomorrow was canceled.
26. Play magic fingers!
27. When it rains you get wet if you live in a parking lot.
28. The power is inside of you. Nobody can give it to you, and nobody can take it away. Now go play the piano.
29. For every bright light there is a broken heart.
30. The only difference between me and Peter is I'm just stone legal.
31. Love is power.
32. That's right baby, and fish can swim.
33. Don't shoot till you see the whites of they're mask's.
34. He looks like a long haired near sighted monster with a guitar.
35. Man, she got hung up, you didn't hang her up.
36. Yeah, well, I'm all I have.
37. Don't object so much, you'll live longer.
38. Here I am, Mummy Man!
39. Come my trusty cohorts, let us to the MONKEEmobile, away.
40. If you think that was amazing you should see what happens after the commercial.
41. With my paranoia I need this kind of abuse.
42. Well dumb ass me.
43. What I think is what I am.
44. Another remark like that and I'll have you paved.
45. That's my patient. It say's right here on the menu, my patient.
46. And I thought to myself, why am I here watching that show when I could be out cleaning garbage cans?
47. You are the dummy dummy.
48. Does the chimpanzee in you're water bed fizz too loud at night?
49. Well, that was our last resort. I guess there's no hope now.
50. If an apple seed grows wings it will fly away like a butterfly. If a butterfly turns into an apple seed it will just lie there.
51. Just because you can thrill a toddler by chewing with you're mouth open doesn't mean you should.

peter quotes

1. He laid a hand on me!
2. A jug of bread, a loaf of wine, and thou beside me in the wilderness.
3. I am El Torko, the bandit...uh... without a nickname.
4. I'm innocent! I've never impersonated a parrot in my whole life. I can't even do a good cow! Moo?
5. Don't fly! Don't fly! Don't fly! If you get too close to the sun you're wings will melt!
6. When I was very young I used to be embarrassed about kissing, but now I can talk very openly about S-E-X.
7. Who turned on the dark?
8. Where there is choice there is misery.
9. Everyone is where they want to be.
10. Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.
11. I'm always the dumb one.
12. No micky, I'm the dumb one.
13. Cross at the green not in between.
14. I once got some threatening valentines.
15. Boy am I ever doing nothing.
16. Don't quit just before the miracle.
17. It's all downhill from here.
18. We want to see "Nesmith" up in the sky with the sun dotting the "I".
19. Don't worry, if the whole world is destroyed I'll take responsibility.
20. I don't think you're guilty, I just don't see how you could possibly be innocent.
21. What a time to be caught without a turtleneck.
22. I'll call the caterer!
23. Why am I always the one to play dumb? Why can't I play smart once in a while?
24. I'm not the camp d aid for nothing.
25. If you take the MONKEES off the air I'll never eat my vegetables again!

group quotes

1. Micky- Chew carefully! How are you gonna be president if you don't chew carefully?
Peter- I don't wanna be president.
Micky- Don't talk with you're mouth full.

2. Micky- Food should not be eaten with fingers.
Mike- Fingers should be eaten separately.

3. Mike- Remember these three little words...Don't argue.
Peter- That's two words.
Mike-See? You're starting already!

4. Micky- Davys in love.
Mike- Yeah, for the first time today.

5. Micky- He's gonna be the death of us yet.
Mike- He's helpless, trapped by his own good looks.

6. All- MONKEEmen to the rescue!!!

7. Oraculo- Now clear you're mind of all thoughts. How do you feel?
Mike- Oh, uh, thoughtless.

8. Micky- It's working! It's working!
Mike- How do you know? How do you know?
Micky- I saw the last scene! I saw the last scene!

9. Micky and Davy- Together we will find ourselves in places we have no business being.

10. Micky- What's the name of that band? You know, the one with the blood and the makeup.
Davy- Kiss?
Micky- No thanks. You know they have the high heels and the guy with the nine foot tongue. What's they're name?
Mike- Kiss?
Micky- No, but Davy wants one.

11. Davy- What'd you do that for? I didn't say anything.
Mike- That's in case you do.

12. Micky- Talk? Never! You can torture him, beat him, drug him. He'll never talk. There's only one torture he can't withstand. I pray they don't use that.
Ballerina- What's that?
Micky- It's a direct question.

13. Micky- What's you're sign?
Mike- Wheat.

14. Mike- Umm, I'm gonna run down to the store and buy some dog food.
Davy- Hey, hey, wait, wait, we don't have a dog.
Mike- Oh, well, I'll run down to the store and buy a dog too. Dog's are nice you know, you can pet 'em, and take fleas off 'em, and put fleas back on 'em. And besides that, dogs play with cats and, and, we don't have a cat either, umm, bye.

15. Davy- Now Micky, as my personal driver how would you help a lady in the back of a car?
Micky- As quick as I can!

16. Miss Buntwell- All I need is you're name!
Peter- Oh, could you give me a hint?

17. Davy- I was raised in the slums. I had to fight my way out of filth and poverty!
Mike- Davy, you were raised in a residential area.

18. Davy- I think he's quite tall me'self.
Micky- You would!

19. Davy- I love you Clarice.
Clarice- I don't care.

20. T.V. Woman- The fastest way to a woman's heart is through her mind.
Davy- You know, I neva' would have thought of that rout.

21. Mike- I never knew you could get so hungry saving you're country.
Davy- I'm from England and I'm hungry!