Norwegian Blood

Based on Norwegian Wood by John Lennon and Paul McCartney 1965

Meddled about with by Richard D. Magrath 2000

I once had a ghoul, or should I say it once had me;

It showed me a tomb, is-n't it good Nor-weg-ians' blood?

It asked me to stay and it told me to sit an-y-where,

So I looked around and I sat in the damp se-pul-chre.

I sat on a slug, bi-ding my time, eat-ing fresh spine,

We blasphemed till two and then it said "lets get more dead."

[Solo]

It told me it'd die in the morning and I started to laugh,

I told it I wouldn't and then I left that blood bath.

And when I a-woke I was a-lone, the methane had blown.

Church had lit a pyre, but is-n't it good Nor-weg-ian blood?