THE GHASTLYCRUMB ICKIES

by Michael Tice

With apologies to, and in memory of, the late Edward Gorey

A is for Azathoth deep in the Void

B for the Byakhee who bite when annoyed

C for Cthonians far underground

D for the Deep Ones wherever they're found

E for the Elder Things down in the snow

F for the Fire Vampires warm and aglow

G for the Ghouls who seldom are tamed

H is for He Who Is Not To Be Named

I for Ithaqua who walks in the wastes

J for wee Jenkin's unorthodox tastes

K for the King robed in yellow all tattery

L for the Lloigor and oneiric battery

M for the Mi-Go with metal brain-cases

N for the Nightgaunts who haven't got faces

O for the Old Ones awaiting their hour

P for the Polyps that fly and devour

Q is for age-haunted Quachil Uttaus

R for Rhan-Tegoth who's big as a house

S for a Shoggoth - malevolent slurry

T for Tsathoggua all sleepy and furry

U for the prehuman Ubbo-Sathla

V for the Voorish Sign: wave and voila!

W for Wil Whately, an expert at pentacles

X for Xiclotlians' silvery tentacles

Y for Yog-Sothoth who's both here and there

Z for Zoth-Ommog obscured by Its hair