Hi everyone welcome to the
Fakie Wildlands safari tours where you will see wild and strange
fakies in their natural habitat. Fakies as you know are not
like civilized ponies and instead live happily in a harse, yet
beautiful environment. You may have seen fakies already but
never in their own natural element. So here’s your chance to
see how they really live. I must warn you though, even the
most gentle Remco is a force to be recon with in a herd so we
require all tourist to ride on our fakie giant for your
protection. There is also a few pony eating ponies on the
tour but we are more concern for their well being than yours
because they are a unique and rare species. So I need you
all tostay within your baskets at all times. You’ll
also find that a few species are oddly attracted to your
presense. Don’t be alarm, they are only curious.
Begin the Tour
