Take Five
SOD 2/22/2000

"You are invisible for one hour. What do you do?
-Panic!

What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever done?
-Years ago, I had to take part in one of those painfully cheery celebrity sports events. I felt like a hamster on a wheel.

Do you have any bad habits that you won't give up?
-That eternal cycle of purchase- change mind- return... it's exhausting.

What would people be surprised to know about you?
-I like standing in the pits at a NASCAR race and watching the 17-second tire changes... wicked!

Do you have any regrets?
-Regrets, I have a few..."