If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
(on the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet) -O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.
The only difference between capitalism and communism is that
in capitalism, it is dog-eat-dog. With communism it is the other way around." Mediterranean Cafe, Berkeley, CA.
Beauty is only a light switch away. -Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. -Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then
let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. -Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C.
If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice. -Smoky Joe's. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" -Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? -The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her shit. -Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra -Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. -Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
-Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.
Make love, not war. --Hell, do both, get married.
-Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.
God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God -The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. -Revolution Books. New York, New York.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going
to have trouble with it. -Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.
JESUS SAVES!
But wouldn't it be better if he had invested? -Men's restroom, American University. Washington, D.C.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
-Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hand. -Men's restroom, Lynagh's. Lexington, Kentucky.
