Back on March 4, 2003 I issued a fanfic challenge to the NHA fanfiction list. To wit:

If you know him, if you love him, find a way to weave the humor of Eddie Izzard into some Willow-fic. Since I know many people object to the use of real persons in fanfiction, I'm not asking anyone to try to write Eddie Izzard himself as a character. Just the humor. Please, make me laugh -- preferably in an executive transvestite kind of way... No other requirements. Pairings, plot, rating all author's choice.

So, yeah...figured I had to start an archive for any choice little bits that lovely authors would send my way. So...here they are. What's that you say? You might be willing to respond to my challenge? Fan-tabulous. Please send me your work of creative genius, and I'll add it here.

And y'know, Eddie really should have been contracted to play the Big Bad on BtVS at least once. He's got the element of SURPRISE! "Get a load of this demon. He's wearing a dress. He's got make-up on. Well, let's go fight him...oh, no, I can't. It's just too...I'm sorry, I can't." (And so the evil, Executive Transvestite Demon defeated the Slayer, but decided not to open the Hellmouth because it was really old, and in America what do we do with really old things? That's right! We put a car park in! And that's exactly what he did....yes...and this is all true...I have seen it in stories....)

THE STORIES

Cake Or Death by Medea
Willow/Angel/Spike. Set in Carrie's 'It's About Time' alternate universe...sort of. Carrie's characters try to think of what to get their author for her birthday.

Are You Happy With Your Wash? by Lady B
Willow/Tara. Willow and Tara have a go at the wash.