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Shane's "Shane and the Beanstalk" Story from Smackdown
Thank you to Jackie for this transcript!
Hello Big Show,
I saw what you did to Test
So I thought I'd try to calm you down by reading from this fable
To turn that frown ... upside down.
The story starts, a giant, a beanstalk and a boy named Jack,
but for the purposes of this story, the boy will be named ...
ShaneOMac.
Now, Shane had a dad that was angry and crass
because at Wrestlemania
Shane kicked his dad's ass.
Shane's dad was sore, he could barely walk,
so he called Shane out, for a father-son talk.
They stood in the ring, face to face and toe to toe,
when Vince called out for the giant, Big Show.
"Fe fi fo fum, I'm seven foot tall but me plenty dumb".
Show grabbed Shane by the neck, picked up of the mat,
then chokeslammed Shane down with a ferocious splat.
Vince grinned from ear to ear upon seeing the crash
said "You two will compete this Sunday, at Backlash"
Once the match started, the giant looked high and low,
but he couldn't find Shane ... which way did he go?
Up to the top of the mighty beanstalk,
the people were stunned, they could barely talk!
The fairytale ends with a mighty crash landing.
When it was all said and done ... ShaneOMac ... was the last ...
man ... standing!
