Thanks to Bryson Cutler, MrNobody97, and J64intendo for this!

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You're probably wondering how to do the "Psycho-Path" trick so I'll tell ya.
Have Mallow use the "Psycho-Path" spell and right before the spotlight zooms in on the
monster, and the cloud with a question mark comes up, press the "Y" button.  You probably know how to use "timed hits" and It's just like it.  You'll hear a sound, (same as when you do a
"timed hit") the monster's HP comes up and then a message showing what the monster is thinking.  This is a newer, better arrangement, which places them in alphabetical order.

Ok everybody...I'm sorry about the disorder of this page. It will, unfortunately STAY this way. But don't fret!! I'm working on a better REPLACEMENT for this page with a ton of info on the enemies, not just a psychopath guide!

STANDARD ENEMIES

Alley Rat-105-Dont pity me, Mario!
Amanita-52-Gotta work on my tan!
Ameboid-220-Get outta my face.
Apprentice-120-I've had ENOUGH
Arachne-82-Day-o...
Armored Ant-230-Do one good turn a day!
Artichocker-200-Relax a little, okay?
Bahamutt-500-Give me a chance, here.
Bandana Blue-150-Color me Blue, mates!
Bandana Red-120-I love the color RED!
Big Bertha-350-Adabing, ADABANG!
Birdy-150-I HATE Valentina.
Blaster-120-Wanna join me?
Bloober-130-I love floating around.
Bluebird-200-You are...magnificent
Bob-omb-90-Ouch.  HEY!  Watch it!
Box Boy-900-Been waitin' 100 years!
Buzzer-43-Buzzzzz...
Carroboscis-I ALWAYS eat my vegetables!
Chained Kong-355-A tad warm, isnt it?
Chester-1200-I love my job!
Chewy-90-I'm just a fresh flower.
Chomp-100-Workin' on a chain gang.
Chomp Chomp-150-Hey, lets PLAY!
Chow-80-Hey, I fought you already!
Cluster-60-I'll psyche you out!
Corkpedite Body-300-......
Corkpedite Head-200-Off!  FORGET IT!
Crook-38-You cant run away!  Ha!
Crusty-80-Look at THIS!
Doppel-333-This's been a bad year!
Dry Bones-0-I'm sick of gettin' hit!
Enigma-150-Gather around!  Watch it!
Fautso-420-Thanks to you I'm free!
Fink Flower-200-Gimme your best shot!
Fireball-10-Blurb blurb blurb...
Forkies-350-Shikashikashika~~!
Formless-10-I have a secret!
Frogog-80-This bright sunlight better not fry me!
Geckit-100-Geck...geck...GOCK?
Gecko-92-Red?  What about green?
Glum Reaper-180-Comin' through...
Goby-40-Blub blub blub...
Goomba-16-Goomba gumba...phew!
Goombette-100-Me speak soft, BIG STICK!
Gorgon-140-I just wanna go home.
Gu Goomba-132-Hey, maybe I CAN win!
Guerilla-135-Dont confuse me with someone else!
Heavy Troopa-250-I'll make ya beautiful!
Hidon-600-You wanna run, huh?!
Hippopo-400-This is a drag...
Hobgoblin-50-Havin' a blast today!
Jabit-150-This is the pits!
Jawful-278-Huh?
Jester-151-I've failed my King...
K9-30-May I take a BITE?
Kriffid-320-Aloe~ there!
Lakitu-124-Why do people hate me?
Lueko-220-Floating's a bad habit.
Lil Boo-66-Beep pa doodle~dee!
Machine Axem Black-120-Will I make the team?
Machine Axem Green-80-Whew!  Vertigo!
Machine Axem Pink-100-Oh!  My makeup!
Machine Axem Red-180-Gotta fight for evil!
Machine Axem Yellow-200-I'm STARVED!
Machine Bowyer-1000-Nya! I'll SNUFF ya!  NYA!
Machine Drill Bit-180-Look out, LOSERS!
Machine Mack-300-Mario!  I'm BAAAAAAAACK!
Machine Shyster-100-Boing, boing, boing.
Machine Yaridovich-800-My promotions at stake!
Mad Mallet-200-Work, work, work...
Magmite-26-Got a thorn in my foot.
Magmus-50-Clobber me for good life!
Malakoopa-95-Just call me "General!"
Mastadoom-180-Phew, I'm FREEZING...
Mokura-620-Mwa ha ha...
Mr Kipper-133-I'm a fresh little fish.
Muckle-320-Gotta know your limits.
Mukumuku-108-Ya trying to bug me?!
Ninja-235-Wooo HOOO!  I'm a FOO!
Octolot-Check out my legs!
Octovader-250-I'm a part time typist!
Oerlikon-85-I live to eat.
Orb User-8-I HATE Kinklinks!
Orbison-30-Dont jump on me!
Pandorite-300-I'm trying to sleep, OK?
Pinwheel-99-What a day it's been...
Pirahna Plant-158-Pretty boring nowadays.
Pounder-180-Wham bam SLAM!
Poundette-150-Love conquers ALL.
Pulsar-69-I'm a mini-pulsar.
Puppox-300-What does it al MEAN?
Pyrosphere-167-Vroom, VROOM!!
Rat Funk-32-Squeek, squeek...
Reacher-184-Hope you'll stay close.
Remo Con-88-The world is history.
Ribbite-My dad says, "Hello."
Rob-omb-42-Disappear?  Maybe later!
Sackit-152-This is just how I am.
Shadow-85-You're a model, right?
Shaman-150-I'm losing this fight!
Shogun-150-Do as you like.
Shyaway-140-La Dee Da~ Ha ha.
Shy Guy-78-Hold still, okay?!
Shy Ranger - 300 - Transmitting information. Over and out.
Shyster-30-Boing, boing, boing.
Skytroopa-10-What a gorgeous day!
Slintg Shy-120-Hear my song.
Snapdragon-50-I did a lot in my youth.
Snifit-200-Minimum wage for THIS?!
Sparky-120-Fire EVERYWHERE!
Spikester-50-Why, you're afraid of me!
Spikey-20-Just try and jump on me!
Spinthra-230-Oh!  I'm gonna poison ya!
Spookum-98-¿Que pasa?
Springer-122-What's going on here?
Star Cruster-72-I'M NOT A CRAB!!
Starslap-42-They think I'm goofy...
Stinger-65-Strike the pose!
Strawhead-131-Gotta press this shirt!
Stumpet-500-Express yourself!
Terra Cotta-180-Oh, Mr. Bowser~~
The Big Boo-43-Stop staring at me!
Tub-O-Troopa-500-My shell's shot!
Vomer-0-Nobody, NOBODY likes me.
Wiggler-120-I'm just a helpless wiggler...
Zeostar-90-Oh, I cant stand him!

Main Enemies

Axem Black-550-Your timing stinks!
Axem Blade-999-It's a melee!
Axem Green-450-Are we done here?
Axem Pink-400-Red, WRONG POSITION!
Axem Red-800-I'm al thumbs today!
Axem Yellow-600-We're lookin'GOOD!
Belome1-500-I just...wanna sleep.
Belome2-1200-Gotta yummy in my tummy!
Birdo-777-I just love life!
Boomer-2000-It's all over now...
Booster-800-This is like realizing you're outside without your clothes on!
Bowser Clone-300-Grr...my castle...
Bowyer-720-What's with these folks?
Bundt-900-Congratulations.
Clerk-500-10 years I've been here!
Cloaker-1200-I love cold hard steel!
Cloaker/w/Earthlink-1200-I can't think straight!
Count Down-2400-We're into overtime!
Croco1-320-Gosh, I'm good!
Croco2-750-Ooh, I'm good!
Culex-4096-A little off, eh?
Czar Dragon-1400-Flamin' hot, right at ya!
Ding a Ling-1200-Wake up sleepy heads!
Director-1000-I just lost EVERYTHING!
Dodo-800-I'm STARVED!
Dodo/w/Valentina-1000-I'm starved...later!
Domino-900-MAGIC!  DEAL with it!
Domino/w/Mad Adder-900-Sh...sho...shocked!
Earth Crystal-3200-I hate being awakened.
Earthlink-2500-What a royal pain!
Eggbert-10-What a glorious day!
Exor-1800-Gotta mow the lawn soon!
Factory Chief-1000-Who DARES to fght ME?!
Fire Crystal-2500-I gotta vacuum tonight!
Geno Clone-250-Star pieces...Star...
Grate Guy-900-Peace is just a dream.
Gun Yolk-1500-If we're defeated, the boss is alone!
Helio-10-I'm burnin' up inside!
Jagger-600-Oh!  I'm so excited!
Jinx1-600-You're just a beginner!
Jinx2-800-Sympathy?!  Not from me!
Jinx3-1000-Ooh!  I'm gonna hurt ya!
Jinx Clone-320-I'm the real thing!
Left Eye-300-I can't see a thing!
Mack-480-Boing, boing, boing.
Mad Adder-1500-I'm alive and kicking.
Magikoopa-1600-That's...my child?
Mallow Clone-150-Ma?  Pa?  Where are ya?
Manager-800-25 years of working, sigh.
Mario Clone-200-......
Mega Smilax-1000-I was a water baby!
Mezzo Bomb-150-Look out!
Micro Bomb-30-Small is as small does.
Neosquid-800-I'm so utterly alone...
Punchinello-1200-Yeeha!  I see we're already famous!
Raspberry-600-Congratulations!
Right Eye-500-I've got an astigmatism!
Shelly-500-Slow down!
Shyper-400-Ooh!  This'll be fun!
Smelter-1500-I brush after each meal!
Smilax-200-Turn your eyes!
Smithy-2000-Eh?!  Not bad!
Smithy Body-1000-What a heavy head!
Smithy Magic Head-8000-Good magic, bad defense.
Smithy Mask Head-8000-Nothin' can hurt me!
Smithy Tank Head-8000-Don't shock me!  DON'T!
Smithy Treasure Head-8000-What's hidden inside?!
Tentacle Left-200-You wouldn't... EAT me?!
Tentacle Right-260-Keep me in cool!
Toadstool 2-120-It's tough to be pretty!
Torte-100-Cake!  Vatch zee cake!
Valentina-2000-I tell ya, he's NOTHING!
Water Crystal-1800-Get me back underground!
Wind Crystal-800-Whhhhhhooooo...
Yaridovich-1500-My promotion's at stake!
Yaridovich Mirage-500-I'm not the real McCoy!
Zombone-1800-Hey!  We're not done yet!