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This section has been totally re-done lately...I've combined the submittion page with the humor stories themselves!
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#1-2 by Prashant Saraswat
1. When you're hiding behind the curtains in Booster Tower, Booster says," Drink punch and eat CAKE? Sounds complicated... I don't think I can muster the energy to do it."
2. Why everybody except for Geno doesn't say Star Road....
#3 by Wings
In mushroom kingdom, there is a kid who keeps running around . Have mario jump on his head ... and enjoy!!
#4-6 by Toad
4. When Bowser gets mad at himself at the front of Booster Tower.
5. When you step on the cake at Marrymore.
6. The scene where Mario, Booster, and Bowser all want a kiss from the Princess.
#7-8 by Analiza Agustin
7. When you go to Princess's room and she says "Stop looking into other peoples rooms".
8. The part when you beat the game and Smithy hits the things in front of him.
#9 by AlphaWolf
If you sleep on the Dream cushion a couple nights, you'll get a dream of Toad jumping on your bed saying"Ya! Ya! Mario, I've kept this a secret from you till now, but I'm a...a...a...(Then he turns into a Greaper) a MONSTER!!! In the morning, Toad will be by the bed, and when Mario sees Toad, he'll run to the corner, duck, and start shaking. Then Toad will say you're sweating like crazy and give you A RED ESSENCE!!!!!!!
#10 by Chris Johnson
In Nimbus Land, if you don't take the key from one of the Nimbus People in the little room with the save box in it, than Mallow will make up a strange story about Mario and the man believes it and gives you the key.
#11 by Wings
Let mario jump into the hot spring and wait for a few seconds...his face turns red and jumps straight up and out!!
#12 & 13 by Bryson Cutler
12. In Booster Tower, I don't know which room,
but In one room with curtains that you can walk behind and come
out the other side....Mario turns into the old Mario from Mario
1, 2, and 3 of the Nintendo version! (really old)
There was that old music from the old Mario games and Mario was
2-D! It only lasted for a few seconds and whenever I go
into the room and try it again, it won't work! I still
thought it was funny!
13. When Mario is in Marrymore for the first time and gets kissed by Booster instead of the princess!
#14 by Adam Durkee
I like how right after you beat the cake in Marrymore, and you try to exit through the exit beside the hotel, the characters will stop you and start yelling at you.
#15 by Jessica
When Mallow gets mad at Mario for listening to his wish at Star Hill.
#16-20 by Me
16. In Rose Town: when Geno walks into the forest, and Gaz's mother doesn't believe his "story".
17. After Geno walks into the forest, the lady in Rose Town will usually say "A walking doll? I think you should get some help, pal. SO SCRAM!".
18. How like Yoda, Bowyer talks!
19. How the people of Nimbus Land BELIEVED Valentina's story that Dodo was actually Prince Mallow.
20. In Seaside Town, before you beat Johnny Jones, you go into one of the shops, and one of the phony people will say the following about the mushrooms that spin around: "They keep...spinning and spinning...".
#21 by DarkKnight119
I think it's funny when you defeat Valentina, and Frogficious tells you Booster has a new bride. You go to the tower, and see Booster with Valentina. Booster scoots away from Valentina, and Valentina scoots toward him, and Booster scoots away.... etc!!!
#22 by hjkewong
I think it is funny when you have 200-299 coins and stay at the Marrymore hotel suite. If you spend another night without paying, the manager will force Mario to work as a bellboy.
#23-25 by Chris Johnson
23. When you beat the game and you see the parade, After a couple minutes, you'll see Booster in his train and his snifits will run by trying to catch beetles. Booster will start running after the beetles. When it shows Bowser's Keep Bowser jumps out of it in his Clownmobile and chases Croco who just stole stuff from Bowser. A couple seconds later, you'll see the snifits being chased by Booster in Bowser's Clownmobile while Bowser is getting chased by at least 14 beetles!
24. At the beginning at the game, after you meet up with Mallow, and you go to the guard by the exit, you'll see Croco run past. After a few seconds of talking Mallow will ask the guard why didn't he stop Croco? Then the guard says," Because I forgot my Bazooka at home, Jeez Give me a break here!"
25. When the 1st time you go to the Mushroom Kingdom you'll meet up with Mallow. He'll ask you to let him join your party and if you say no, he'll start begging you till you say yes.
#26 & 27 by Jay
26. Near the end of the game, the Manager of Smithy's factory will get angry that Mario has gotten this far. He says "Oh no! It's Mario! How'd he get here!" or something like that. Bowser steps up and says "You can forget about Mario! I'm the one you need to worry about!" The Manager barely notices Bowsers comment and says. "We can't allow production to fall! Beat it Mario!" Or something like that (I forgot what he really says.) Bowser Gets mad and screams "DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?!?! I said I'm the tough one! Don't worry about Mario! I'm the strong one!" The Manager ignores him and says "You're jumping days are over Mario!" Bowser gets mad and pouts "You-You're ignoring me!"
27. When Bowser is at MarryMore, talks about being 'Lightning in a bottle! Earthquake in a can!", smashes into the door, and cries... then tries again.
#28 & 29 by Triggerhappy
28. The guards at grate guy's casino look too much like the men in black.
29. When Booster says in Marrymore "Okay, here's the stumper. How do we eat this thing?!"
#30 by Steve Miller
In Land's End there is a section where there are about 5 cannons shooting geckits. With the first cannon, you shoot your self back onto the platform. You can jump(or shoot)behind the cannon into mid air. Mario does a little balance act and jumps into the cannon.
#31 by Tsuki
I like when, at the beginning, Toad says "Mario, most people use something called a door to enter their house."
#32-33 by Chris Johnson
32. When you go to Mushroom Kingdom for the first time. Talk to the invisible guy (he's behind the house that has the little kid in it who wants to be like Mario). He'll say: "That horrible crocodile... and wearing crocodile skin shoes, no less! Has he no shame?
33. Go to Rose Town and talk to the guy behind the house where the switch is before you go to Yo'ster Isle. He'll say: "Hey, you found me! You must be REALLY bored, huh?"
#34-35 by n-zyme
34. When Bowser charges the prison door of Mallow's parents, and Mallow stops him with one hand!
35. When Frogfucius tried to look like he's flying, and you see the Lakitu with the fishing pole.
#36-39 by Christie Shepherd
36. At Nimbus Land, when Mallow learns he's a prince, he jumps pretty good for someone who can't jump!
37. Booster wanted to BOIL the cake!(yuck!)
38. At Booster Tower, when you get the Masher and it falls on Mario's head.
39. In Seaside Town, while Yaridovich is still in control, the mushroom person in the lobby is spying on you when you wake up.
#40-41 by Jessica
40. When Bowser says "I outta rip your stuffing out" to Geno when they first go into the factory.
41. When Mallow trips Bowser when he was about to knock down the door in Nimbus Land.
#42 by NL home
When you first enter the Mushroon Kingdom, the Chancellor says, "We heard an explosion or something at Bowser's keep. It was so loud that I almost dropped my spores!"
#43 by Captain Bob
When Mallow introduces everyone to King Nimbus and he asks everyone (except Geno) for an autograph.
#44 by Jessica
Geno says "For example, if Bowser captured the princess then Mario wouldn't come to her rescue." (or something like that)
Then Bowser says" that sounds pretty good to me, let's just forget about these star things!"
Princess: "then you can forget about your precious keep."
Bowser: "hmm..... if i help Mario find the stars ill get my get my keep back, but if I don't them...TOADSTOOL WILL BE MINE....... huh? Could you run that past me again?"
Princess: "Just ignore that idiot"
#45 by Peter Wright
The part I thought was the funniest is in Nimbus land, After you defeat Valentina outside the castle, when Mario pulls out an umbrella after Mallow goes inside the castle and it starts raining!
#46-52 by Honestbob
46. The creative way Mario likes to tell stories...by not speaking
47. When Mario falls off the cliff in the secret opening at Booster Pass
48. The many cracks about Mario's mustache
49. Bowser's grunt
50. When Punchinello hits Mario and sends him flying
51. When Mario walks up to the pulpit at Marrymore
52. When Mario jumps on the organ at Marrymore
#53 by Erlinda Fields
When Bowser is trying to knock down the chapel door in Marrymore. When Mario tries to leave, Bowser grunts, walks up to Mario and starts yelling at him.
#54-55 by Mo
54. I think it is funny when Mallow looks at the wall, tries to jump and hits the wall and slides down!
55. I like it when Mario refuses to takethe princess to mushroom kingdom and the characters scream at him, even bowser!
#56-58 by Diddy Kong
56. After you beat Johnny, jump on his head and stand there for a while.
57. After you get off the Midas River the first time, you land on the owner's head.
58. When you beat Bowser at the beggining, he shouts, "It's a chain reaction!"
#59 by Tommy Sheridan
I think the line Mallow your not a frog is hillarious just to name one since he NEVER looked like a frog.
#60 by Jessica
It's funny when you stand on Johnathan Jones' head after you defeat him and he says "Just because we're buds doesn't mean you can stand on my head."
