BEDTIME STORY
by SHADOWCATSHADOW
Wolverine could not remember a time when he was with a
woman and was turned on and embarrassed at the same time. Polaris could
not remember a time when she was with a man and was EQUALLY turned on and
embarrassed at the same time. The Problem? They were making love, Wolverine's
body became immobilized, and they were stuck together. The Reason? Wolverine
had an adamantium (metal) skeleton, and Polaris had power over metals.
Beast had come into the room following Professor X. Professor X had heard
Wolverine's and Polaris's thoughts and came rolling in, then he called
Beast.
"Oh, my stars and garters, I've NEVER
seen this before!" cried Dr. Henry McCoy.
"What, two people fucking!?" said
Wolverine annoyed.
"Please get us loose!" cried Polaris.
"No," said Beast, "Just two people
stuck together."
Profesor X said, "What happened here?" then he probed
their minds and saw this:
"Oh, Wolvie, you're so strong!" cried
Lorna.
"Yes, I'm the best at what I do."
said Logan.
"And what is that?" asked Lorna.
"Kill and make love to a beautiful
woman." answered Logan confidently. Lorna next gazed at his hairy, muscled
chest and sighed. She couldn't get over the male beauty before her eyes.
She kissed that hirsute chest and climbed on top of him. Then she
threw back her head and moaned as Logan pushed into her and... Bang!
Suddenly, Polaris went limp and Logan cried out: "I can't
move!"
"Well everybody relax,I'll get you
two loose" said Professor X with a smile. He put a shield on Polaris's
mind and relaxed her. Then Beast gently took her off of Wolverine's body.
He then examined them both for signs of injury. Wolverine and Polaris were
relieved. No injuries just two mortified people. That night Professor X
probed their minds:
Logan: "Thanks, Chuck."
Lorna: That face! That body! How could
I resist?" Thank you!"
Professor X: Logan: "You're
welcome."
Lorna: "Young lady, I know,but first you must learn to control you're powers."
The End
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