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These Party Animals know how to have a good time~
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Top 10 Reasons Martial Artists Are "Not Quite Right"
10. You actually pay money for someone to beat on you?
9. For this, I leave my child with childcare?
8. How much money did you say you paid for all that foam stuff?
7. Actually proud of bruises / blood / bodily injuries and brag on how you got them.
6. Take 3rd place in a Tournament out of 20 competitors and sulk all the way home.
5. 4th place medallions are hidden away, or given to your kids to play with, because you are mad at yourself for not placing higher.
4. Learn to fight barefoot, even though the Karate School and the Beach are the only places you ever go with no shoes on your feet.
3. Wear really awful looking headgear that gives an entire new meaning to "bad hair day" when you remove it.
2. Learn hundreds of ways to fight / hurt / disable another person, in hundreds of hours of class time, and then outwardly pray you never get to use any of it.
And the number one reason...
1. `Pajamas' for which the Fashion Police would arrest you for wearing in your own home you now wear out in public without a second thought.
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Stressed over a bad hair day?
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Food for Thought Dept.
Three guys check into a hotel. They are charged thirty dollars for their room. Each one pays ten dollars. After they go to their room, the desk clerk realizes they should have only been charged twenty-five dollars. So, she sends the bellhop up to their room to return the extra five dollars.
The bellhop can't decide how to divide the five dollars by three. So, he keeps two dollars and gives each of the men just one dollar back. This means that the men actually paid nine dollars each for their share of the room.
Nine times three is twenty-seven, plus the two dollars that the bellhop kept equals twenty-nine.
Where did the other dollar go?
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"KIAI KAT"
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Joke of the week:
SUMO-PHOBIA
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Test your powers of observation:
Focus and stare at the three black dots in the center
of this drawing for 20 seconds.
Then, close your eyes and you will see a small
picture floating across the inside of your eyelids.
What picture do you see?
Look at the photo below, what do you see?
(answer below)
Read the following statement :
What is odd about this statement? (answer below)
Count the "F's" in this statement, count them only once - How many are there?
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
(answer below)
Can you believe your eyes?
Which red line is longer, the one in the ticket booth or the one at the door?
They say your eyes can play tricks on you...they are both exactly the same length. Measure them if you don't believe me !!
There are at least 10 parts of the Human Body that have 3 letters in their name. In less than 1 minute... can you name them?
(answer below)
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Answers:
You should see a picture of Jesus.
Optical illusion, either a vase or two faces.
There is a word repeated. 'the the bush".
There are 6 of the letter 'F' in the sentence.
Body Parts: jaw, eye, ear, lip, toe, gum, arm, hip, rib and leg.
