Once upon a time there lived a nasty, butt-ugly little Pokemon called Venonat, who nobody liked at all and yet the animators of Pokemon decided to give to a main character, Tracey, who nobody liked either. This is his story.

It was a hot, sunny day in Viridian forest. Ash, brock and Misty didn't notice this however. They were all too traumatized looking at the heap of Pokemon that had collapsed during the night because Venonat had forced itself on them. Jigglypuff had escaped but was really annoyed, and Pikachu feared it might be next.

Something had to be done.

"I say, Tracey, Please stop your Pokemon sexually abusing our pokemon, theres a good fellow" Said Ash.

"I'm a pokemon watcher!" Exclaimed Tracey, who was a bit gormless.

"We know." Said Misty. "But nobody gets to abuse Psyduck apart from me, so would you mind awfully restraining your venonat?"

"Alright! I'll investigate! As a pokemon watcher!" Said Tracey.

And so Tracey interviewed a great many pokemon who all agreed that Venonat's conduct was most unsporting.

"Really? It groped you there during a battle?" questioned Tracey.

"Monchan!!!!" Hitmonchan agreed.

"Maybe we could stake that nasty little nat through the heart, cut off it's head and bury it at a crossroads." Pondered Misty.

"But Misty, you can't use those, we were planning to use them on you!" Said Ash.

"Oops, silly me! Said Misty. What CAN we do about Venonat then?"

"We'll just have to think it over" Said Tracey. "Until then, Marril, you guard Venonat tonight."

"Marril!" Said Marril, wondering why it was stuck with such an idiotic trainer.

"Yes Marril, I know I'm a pokemon watcher, but I don't want to watch THIS pokemon." replied Tracey.

"Marril! Mar. RIL!"

"Wash your mouth out with soap and water, young Pokemon!"

Later that night...

Venonat snuck up behind Marril and viciously had its wicked way with it! Oh No!

Then it dumped the unconcious body in the lake, because Venonat wasnt the sharpest tool in the box and didnt realise what the words "Water Pokemon" meant.

While it was there at the lake, it ravaged a passing magikarp.

But it *still* wasn't satisfied!

Oh look! There was that sweet little Pikachu. Asleep and innocent...sooo innocent..........

Venonat prepared to pounce!

But no, The Pikachu was awakened and ran away, too fast for venonat!

However.....

Charmander was still sleeping peacefully!!!!!!!

"Ace! look at that rump!" thought Venonat, sweating as it envisioned taking charmander from behind. It made its leap and...

Obviously forgot about Charmders tail flame!!! Silly Venonat! After having a burning tail inserted where the sun doesnt shine, Venonat was in big trouble! Who could save him?

Why, there was Marril! surely his old friend Marril would save him!

But no. Marril was still feeling a teensy bit annoyed about the violation and body dumping. So Marril sat and watched, occaisional laughing, until there was nothing left of Venonat but Ash. (NO, not Ash, we mean ash! oh forget it..)

"MY VENONAT" Tracey squealed when he saw the charred corpse. "I know he was a sex offender but I liked him! We had so much in common!!!!!!! What can I do now?????"

Tracey collapsed on the ground, sobbing, his double chin shaking violently. he was awfully upset.

Luckily, Ash and Brock knew just what to do.

They held a biiiiiig party and danced around singing "Ding-dong, the perverts gone", and all their Pokemon lived happily ever after, safe in the knowledge they would no longer be rear-ended in the night.

And thus ends our tale of Venonat.

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