The Transformers on "Dances with Wolves"

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Grimlock: (sniffling) "Why wolf die?  Me Grimlock like wolf..."



Hun-Grr: "Nnnnngh... all this meat has made nnnHun-Grrr 
HUNNNNGRY!"



Ultra Magnus: "Wait, aren't the cavalrymen the good guys?"



Dinobot: "It is a trick!  The idians are fooling us into believing 
they have been wronged in order to attack us!"  (charges at 
Kevin Costner)



Red Alert: "Aaah!  They're all out to get me!"  (cowers)



Inferno (BW): "For betraying the Royalty, Costner will 
BUUUUUUUUUURN!!!"



Powerglide: "Forget the wolves!  Pay attention to me!  C'mon, 
look at me!"



Fortress Maximus: "This film has shown us that good, no matter 
how it may appear to our jaded eyes, will triumph in battle, but 
will be unable to stop the endless cycle of destruction and 
madness..."  (etc etc)



Frenzy: "Booooooring!  When do we get to smash stuff?!?"



Rumble: "Yeah.  Smashin' stuff is cool."



Swindle: "Hey, tell you what - I know where the buffalo are, but 
it'll cost you five cubes of energon..."



Starscream: "The indians triumphed because the cavalry had an 
incompotent leader!  Perhaps *I* should be in charge!"



Sureshot: "Yeah, I can hit the cavalry, just give me a second..."



Soundwave: "Frenzy, Rumble, eject.  Operation: Wolf-dancing."



Raksha: "The cavalry is not evil!  We have been brainwashed to 
think that by Autobot dogma!"

(He he he... :-)



Brawl: "YEAH!  Kill those buffalo!  Shoot, burn, hack, slash, kill..."



Dead End: "They lost.  How predictable."



Trypticon: "GRAAGH!  Trypticon. Hate. Wolves.  Trypticon. 
Smash!  ROOOOAR!"



Shockwave: "Engaging in recreational dancing activities with 
non-domesticated canines is illogical."



Galvatron: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!  
Wait - what were we talking about?"



Sixshot: "Hey, I can do a wolf!"



Cyclonus: "This is all part of Galvatron's master plan!"



Kup: "Hey!  That's exactly what happened to me on Sycillius V!  
'Course, the wolves were replaced by yaggersplatts, and the 
buffalo were replaced by hornitors, and the indians were 
Autobots, and the cavalry were the Decepticons, and half the 
stuff in the movie never happened... wait, what was I saying?"



Optimus Prime: "Dancing with wolves is the right of all sentient 
beings - hey, what did that one do to my foot?!?!?"