Okay, it's Veteran's Day!

TOP 10 REASONS WHY KUP IS BETTER THAN TIGATRON

10. Always has at least seven different stories to tell.

9. Could probably TELL when a female was coming on to him.

8. Kup hung out with *legends*.  Tigger just sits outside by 
himself.

7. Nobody ever said "Kup is going to die this season..."

6. Wouldn't have flipped out over a dead tiger.

5. Petro-rabbits!

4. "Bah-weep-graa-naa-weep-ninny-bong!"

3. Never ran out of things to say.

2. Wasn't a recolor.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY KUP IS BETTER 
THAN TIGATRON:

1. Opens up Transformers to the aging, geezerly population!

All right, I'm starting the next list... geez, lower the flamethrowers 
already...

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TIGATRON IS BETTER THAN KUP

10. Realizes when nobody's paying any attention to him.

9. "But now, let us Maximize... and SLAG SOME BUTT!!!"

8. He's got a sort of Zen thing going, whereas Kup is about as 
serene as East L.A.

7. CGI rendered!  (Yes, I plan on using this a lot...)

6. Could probably say "I always knew you had potential, lad" 
without getting ridiculed.

5. His gun can freeze things on impact... did Kup even HAVE a 
gun?

4. Looks cool in both modes.

3. Can go through a situation without saying "You know, this 
reminds me of..." fifteen times.

2. Is someone who you'd trust with the Matrix.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TIGATRON IS 
BETTER THAN KUP:

1. Knows the difference between his leader turning the tide and 
just getting broadsided by Megatron.