Top ten signs your police force is out to get you

9. Your driveway is covered by "Police Line - Do Not Cross" tape.

8. When your kid waves to the policemen, they give him the finger.

7. You live in California.

6. Somebody keeps faxing you your miranda rights.

5. When your security system is installed, you hear the officers whining "Aw, come on, do we have to?"

4. You get ticketed for driving under the limit.

3. Your kid is "accidentally" left behind on the prison field trip.

2. Despite your best efforts to change it, your web browser always starts up on the "America's Most Wanted" site.

1. Your lawn is littered with pamphlets that say "Prison - Fast, Fun, and Forever!"