Cocktail Shrimp vs. Cars

• You can drink as much alcohol as you want, and still eat cocktail shrimp.
• If a small animal runs in front of your cocktail shrimp, you don?t have to slam on the brakes.
• If cocktail shrimp breaks, you don?t need to call a mechanic.
• You don?t need insurance for cocktail shrimp.
• Cocktail shrimp never blows a tire.
• Your kids will never complain that you never let them use the cocktail shrimp.
• You can buy a cocktail shrimp without taking out a mortgage.
• If you bring cocktail shrimp into the house, you don?t smash a hole through the wall.
• Getting hit by a cocktail shrimp doesn?t hurt (much).
• You can?t consume cars for food.
• Cocktail shrimp is unaffected by rising gas prices.
• You don?t need an owner?s manual for cocktail shrimp.
• You can cook and eat cocktail shrimp without a license.

For Cars...

• A car can touch the ground and still be used afterwards.
• You can leave a car out in the summer, and it won?t go rotten.
• You can?t say that you?re going for a spin around the block in the cocktail shrimp.
• Cars don?t require cocktail sauce.
• Making your neighbors jealous by showing off your new cocktail shrimp doesn?t work.
• You can?t put bumper stickers on a cocktail shrimp if you intend to eat it later.
• Cars move faster than cocktail shrimp, no matter how hard you throw the shrimp.
• Cocktail shrimp cannot get a nifty new paint job.
• You can?t drive cocktail shrimp through a car wash.
• Pro Cocktail Shrimp Racing is rather boring.
• No cocktail shrimp comes with power windows, four-wheel drive, or cupholders.