All right, here's a little something that I thought up one day in lieu 
of having anything important to do.  Yes, it would have been 
funnier a few years ago, but then again, I didn't have a web page 
a few years ago...

BALLAD OF OJ SIMPSON
{Sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", and 
inspired by the Bob & Tom Show's "OJ Simpson Christmas 
Carols"}

You know Manson, Menendez, Kacynski are killers...
Just like Tim McVeigh and ol' Jack the Ripper...
But, do you recall...
The most famous killer of all...

OJ the handsome halfback,
had a very shiny knife!
And if you ever saw it,
you'd be fearing for your life!

None of the other halfbacks
dared to laugh or call him names!
They all assumed that OJ
was more than just a little insane!

Then, one night, Nicole and Ron
were just shooting the breeze...
OJ hatched a nasty plan -
hacked 'em up, and away he ran!

Then, thanks to Johnny Cochran,
he almost got away scott free!
But now, thanks to the wrongful death suit...
he can't pay his law-yers fee!!!