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Things that don't happen on Beast Wars

Inspired by Euan Bowen's "Things you don't see..." lists

  • Rattrap shuts up.
  • Megatron goes an entire episode without drawling out a "yes".
  • Optimus gives Rattrap or Cheetor an order, and they simply shut up and do it.
  • Rhinox laughs. (Okay, it happens once in a while, but not often.)
  • The next time Megatron is betrayed, he carries out his threat and slags the traitor.
  • A stasis pod falls, and nobody notices or cares.
  • Waspinator talks in the first person.
  • Somebody points out how incredibly stupid it is to yell "MAXIMIZE!" or "TERRORIZE!" just to transform.
  • Silverbolt tells Optimus to piss off.
  • Quickstrike plants a flower garden.
  • Airazor acts like she has a personality.
  • Tigatron starts a forest fire.
  • Scorponok says something intelligent. (Impossible now, since he's dead...)
  • Cheetor just sits around for the entire episode.
  • Tarantulas stops giggling and bobbing and cackling... wait, that's too extreme. Sorry.
  • Blackarachnia volunteers at an orphanage. (Don't ask me where she'd find one.)
  • Optimus and Megatron decide to sit down and have a rational discussion about this whole war thing.
  • The entire cast goes the whole 30 minutes without saying something unbeleivably stupid.
  • Dinobot helps Quickstrike with that flower garden.
  • They use Terrorsaur and Scorponok to fertilize the garden.
  • Tigatron takes a lawnmower to the garden.
    (Okay, no more weird flower garden jokes.)
  • Rattrap doesn't make any wise-ass remarks.
  • It finally hits Tigger that Airazor's been coming on to him.
  • Megatron and Blackarachnia get married.
  • Dinobot and Blackarachnia get married.
  • Dinobot and Megatron get married.
  • Silverbolt and Quickstrike get married.
  • Tarantulas marries himself.
  • Rattrap and Dinobot... wait, they act like they're already married.
    (Okay, okay, that joke's run its course.)
  • Sentinel goes on strike until it gets some characterization.
  • Sentinel asks Optimus for some ID.
  • Sentinel starts playing disco music in the loudspeakers.
  • Sentinel loses at Space Invaders.
  • Sentinel misses a Pred attack because it was playing Tomb Raider.
    (Fine, no more Sentinel jokes either.)
  • The Predacons celebrate Christmas.