Things that don't happen on Transformers

Inspired by Euan Bowen's "Things you don't see..." lists

When Optimus tells Prowl to do something, Prowl responds with "Do it yourself!"
Somebody figures out what Magnus is good for.
For once, Kup doesn't go off on some obscure tangent during a mission.
Springer realizes he's never going to get laid.
Wheelie's rhymes actually make sense.
Omega Supreme strings together a full sentence.
Optimus says "Pull my finger!"
Perceptor accidentally turns Daniel into a robot. For the rest of the episode, Grimlock walks around in dinosaur mode with a sick smile on his face.
Somebody understands Perceptor.
Somebody understands Wreck-Gar.
Somebody understands Blurr.
Blurr waits for fifteen years to get a lube job, and doesn't complain.
A new Transformer comes along that does have a decent history, and a decent introduction.
- Said Transformer does not immediately become leader.
- Said Transformer does not wind up being the second contradiction in the origin of the Constructicons.
Starscream goes an entire episode without insulting, betraying, or attacking Megatron.
Wheelie dies, and nobody cares.
Daniel dies, and nobody cares.
Magnus dies, and somebody cares.
Optimus dies, and everybody forgets.
(No more dying jokes, I promise!)
Kup doesn't call somebody "lad".
Seaspray continues to shapeshift, and actually becomes an interesting character.
Beachcomber keeps the electrum, and actually becomes an interesting character.
Galvatron stops and thinks about something, and actually becomes an interesting character.
Starscream does something without trying to become leader, and actually becomes an interesting character.
(All right, no more "interesting character" jokes.)
The Dinobots say something profound.
Snarl shows up.
The Quintessons learn the meaning of the word "subtlety", and discover that sending armies of Sharkticons after your enemies does not fall into that catergory.
- Neither does blowing up your home planet.
Somebody tells Rodimus that five Autobots is not a fleet.
Rodimus does something without mentioning Optimus.
The Ark crashes someplace real.
The Decepticons get waterlogged.
Trypticon gets fumagated.
Magnus actually understands something.
The Autobot leader is chosen for a long and distinguished service record, not just by being the tallest guy nearest to your bed when you bite the dust.
(If you don't think that was how Magnus got the Matrix, watch TFTM again.)
The Beast Warriors get hairballs.

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