TOP 10 REASONS WHY CHEETOR IS BETTER THAN HOT ROD

10.  Cheetor transforms into a dangerous cat.  Hot Rod transforms into a stupid little red car.

9.  Cheetor, at least, can decide on having plastic or metal feet.

8.  There's only one of him, and *three* Hot Rods (don't forget Rodimus).

7.  Cheetor never got caught up in that *Master craze.

6.  Who's CGI rendered???

5.  Cheetor has excellet posability, with 14 meaningful points of posability.  Hot Rod has all of the flexibility of cement.

4.  Just one question: who got their leader killed?

3.  Hot Rod hung out with an old guy like Kup.  Cheetor hangs out with Rhinox, the Maximal with the kick-@$$ gun.

2.  At least we *know* where Cheetor came from.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY CHEETOR IS BETTER THAN HOT ROD...

1.  At least Cheetor has a gun that fires SOMETHING!!!

TOP 10 REASONS WHY HOT ROD IS BETTER THAN CHEETOR

10.  He doesn't have a stupid name like Cheetor.

9.  At least he had a girlfriend.

8.  There was never a question about G1 having a second season.

7.  Who was the star of a movie?

6.  Hot Rod fought Galvatron for the survival of the Transformers.  Cheetor fought Taratulas to save his own hide.

5.  Rodimus Prime?  Yes.  Cheetimus Prime?  I doubt it.

4.  Can the Axalon transform into a 30-meter robot?

3.  No hairballs.

2.  Nobody to mistake if he gets splashed with paint.  ("I'm Cheetor!" "No, I'm Cheetor!" "I thought you were Tigatron!" "No, you are!" "No way!")

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY HOT ROD IS BETTER THAN HOT ROD...

1.  *Hot Rod* hangs out with the Dinobots.  All Cheetor has is ONE lousy Dinobot.