TOP 10 REASONS WHY IT SUCKS TO BE DECEPTICON LEADER
10. Starscream is always trying to kill you.

9. Everyone expects you to stick a maniacal laugh at the end of every sentence ...muahahahahaha...

8. Let's face it, having to listen to Swindle bites!

7. Joy!  You get to co-ordinate the Constructicons!

6. You have to read fanfic after fanfic about you by Raksha (heh heh heh...)

5. Rumble and Frenzy.  Need I say more?

4. Scourge keeps kissing up.

3. Cyclonus kisses up even more.

2. The Decepticons always lose!

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY IT SUCKS TO BE DECEPTICON LEADER...

1. Guess who's the first one to be thrown out of Astrotrain?

TOP 10 REASONS WHY IT SUCKS TO BE AUTOBOT LEADER
10. You have to keep from killing Wheelie.

9. Listening to Perceptor gives you a serious inferiority complex.

8. One word: Springer!

7. Jazz is your second-in-command.

6. Face it.  Sideswipe's not giving you his rocket pack.

5. You keep dying and coming back to life.

4. Rewind keeps going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

3. Feel up to withstanding more lousy Beast Wars names?

2. Hot Rod is the role model for new recruits.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY IT SUCKS TO BE AUTOBOT LEADER...

1. "Me Grimlock should be in charge!"