Before you begin reading this, be forewarned: THIS IS A 
SLIDERS PIECE.  There, having said that, I can now proceed 
with a much-mangled version of a holiday classic that I like to 
call...

THE TWELVE DAYS OF A SLIDERS CHRISTMAS
{Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" - if you 
don't know the song, you're hurting.}

On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Twelve portals spinning,
Eleven Kromagg prisons,
Ten Remys singing,
Nine Maggies bitching,
Eight Colins tinkering,
Seven timers ticking,
Six worlds a-warping,
Five golden Quinns,
Four Arturos dying,
Three Wades breeding,
Two Manta ships,
And a cat named Schrodinger!