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If you've ever sat around at night and contemplated the possibility that you might very well be a Wookiee, here's a simple ten question test you can take to find out. . .
1. Are you a hairy bastard?
2. Do you often wonder where that strange odor is coming from?
3. Do you have difficulty controlling your temper?
4. Do you have trouble mastering the english language?
5. Have people ever had trouble believing you're actually part of the same gene pool as them?
6. Have you ever severly beaten someone in blind rage?
7. Do people often refer to you as "that dumb animal over there"?
8. Does your stomach take priority over your brain when making decisions?
9. Do you suspect your stomach is actually bigger than your brain?
10. Do you feel strangely at home amoung the trees?
If you answered YES to at least 7 out of these
10 questions there is a very good possibility that you may very well be
a Wookiee. . . then again you might just be Italian.
