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"It's not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms, in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself." -Ferris Bueller

"I only speak two languages - English and bad English." -Korben Dallas (Fifth Element)

"Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop...a mop's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off! But if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta stand right up! You gotta run to a window and say, 'These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!'" -Stanley (UHF)

"It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." -The Terminator (T2: Judgment Day)

"If a machine, a terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too." -Sarah Connor (T2)

"Now and then, for no good reason, life will haul off and knock a man flat." -Jim Coates (Old Yeller)

"No one created me! I am Evil! Evil existed long before Good. I cannot be unmade. I am all-powerful!" -Evil (Time Bandits)

"If love be rough with you, be rough with love. Prick love for pricking you and beat love down." -Mercutio (Romeo and Juliet)

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." -Verbal Kint (The Usual Suspects)

"Mama always said life is like a box a chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump

"God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties." -Kate (Hackers)

 "It's in that place where I put that thing that time." -Phreak (Hackers)

"All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally kind." -Whippet Angel (All Dogs Go to Heaven)

"To be normal, to drink Coca-Cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken is to be in a conspiracy against yourself." -Jerry (Conspiracy Theory)

". . .time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!"
-Doc (Back to the Future II)

"Christmas? Christmas means dinner, dinner means death! Death means carnage; Christmas means carnage!" -Ferdinand the duck (Babe)

"Sports make you grunt and smell. Stay in school, use your brains. Be a thinker, not a stinker." -Apollo (Rocky)

"I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change." -Rocky (Rocky IV)

"I hate it when I'm always right." -Ian Malcom (Jurassic Park)

"Conan, you can't trust anyone in this world, not men, not women, not beasts." -Conan's Father (Conan the Barbarian)

"They told him to throw down his sword and return to the earth.  Hah!  Time enough for the earth in the grave."
- Conan's Chronicler (Conan the Barbarian)

"What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?" -Thulsa Doom (Conan the Barbarian)

"There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throneroom becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child." -King Osric (Conan the Barbarian)

"All my life I've been alone. Many times I've faced death with no one to know. I would look into the huts and the tents of others in the coldest dark and I would see figures holding each other in the night. But I always passed by." -Valeria (Conan the Barbarian)

 "If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love lives forever." -Sarah (The Crow)

"It can't rain all the time." -Eric Draven (The Crow)

"Well, don't dig to deep or you might get burnt by the molten lava!" -The Cable Guy

"No cat out of its first fur was ever deceived by appearances, unlike human beings, who seem to enjoy it." -The Cat (The Last Unicorn)

"There are no happy endings because nothing ends." -Schmendrick (The Last Unicorn)

"The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity." -Darkness (Legend)

"American components, Russian components. They are all made in Taiwan!" -Lev (Armageddon)

"May the schwartz be with you!" -Yogurt (Spaceballs)

"The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin' man!" -Wooderson (Dazed and Confused)

"Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hand long after they have turned to dust." -Bowen (Dragonheart)

"Magic is the bloodstream of the universe." -High Aldwin (Willow)
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"Medicine, law, business, engineering: these are noble pursuits necessary to sustain life, but poetry, beauty, romance, love. These are what we stay alive for." -Mr. Keating (Dead Poets Society)






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