Homer
Simpson
"Weaseling
out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals. .
. except weasels."
.
"Old
people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to
see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them."
.
"This
donut has purple stuff in it. Purple's a fruit."
.
"Vampires
are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos."
.
"Just
because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
.
"Blame
the guy who doesn't speak Engish."
.
"It's
funny because it's not me."
.
"To
alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of lifes problems."
.
"A mountain
of sugar is too much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out
in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii."
.
"If
the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should
stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing."
.
"Don't
you hate pants?"
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