. . . And always remember to give your Demon fresh human flesh everyday,
and refill its water bottle. And please don't neglect it, Demons
are people too. They need all the loving care we do, even though
they might chew off an occasional appendage or two. But remember,
those are bites of love.
Welcome
to my Demon Adoption Program. Here you can choose from several different
Demons who are in need of homes. All you have to do is choose a Demon
below and put it on your web site with a link to my home page so other
people can experience the joy of having their very own Demon. When that's
done just E-mail me at ConanTheAvenger@aol.com
with your web address and I will add you to my list of Demon Lovers along
with a link to your home page. But please be careful with your Demon.
Make sure you keep them under control, or they'll just go around possessing
people left and right, which can lead to an imbalance of Demonic possessions
in the world. And that can destroy the fragile ecosystem I have worked
so hard to maintain.
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