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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made alot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
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"Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much. . . the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons."
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"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
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"Komodo dragons sleep head-first in large burrows. It is a very, very, very bad idea to even think of pulling its tail."
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"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."
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"When it's fall in New York, the air smells as if someone's been frying goats in it, and if you are keen to breathe the best plan is to open a window and stick your head in a building."
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"What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue: Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer."



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