FLAT OUT LIKE

March 2007


 

 

Welcome to Dave Rayner (1958-1999) Memorial Day.

(1st round of the 2007 Lindenberg)

 

 

It has been eight years since the Grizz passed away in January, 1999 & today’s event, sponsored by Jim Small, is held in his memory.  Dave was generally first in line when it came to “Downers” & no doubt, he will be keeping a heavenly eye on the day’s activities particularly when Jim calls for a toast in his honour.

 

 

FOUNDATION/LIFE MEMBERS’ DAY, with 22 Lizards and 2 visitors, produced the following results:

 

1st LIZARDS                                     Jim Small - 38 points on count-back off 15 handicap

2nd LIZARDS                                    Colin Lacey - 38 points off 22 handicap

1st VISITORS                                   Bruce Staples - 34 points off 41 handicap

2nd VISITORS                                   Bruce Howe - 32 points off 12 handicap

BEST SCRATCH                            N.G.E.

BEST FRONT NINE                       Wal Hill - 19 points on count-back off 39 handicap

BEST BACK NINE                         Michael Dodd - 19 points on count-back off 28 handicap

NEAREST the PINS                       1st       N.G.E.                                 3rd     Ian Massey

                                                            4th     (Hartmut cracked rib Schwarz)    5th     David Gilchrist

                                                            9th     Michael Harrison               10th   Colin Lacey

                                                            12th   Bob Paine                          13th   Michael Dodd

                                                            14th   Neil Winterton                    18th   Michael Harrison

LONGEST DRIVES       19+          8th     Andrew Warner LM

                                           18-           8th     Bob Paine

BRADMAN        Lizards                 Glenn Castle - 26 points on count-back off 32 handicap

                            Visitors                 Geoff Wade - 29 points off 38 handicap

 


The day’s winner, Jim Small scored 38 points with splits of 20/18 to beat Col Lacey (21/17) on a count back.  Both players had their chance to win outright but missed short puts on the last hole.  Three players, Mike Dodd, Chris Mooney & Ivan Tiltins were a shot away in third position making for one of the closest results for some time at Avalon.

 

 

Bruce Staples must have a great opinion of our half time catering.  After scoring 10 points on the first nine, he went berserk after his fill of morning repast & shot the day’s high of 24 points on the back nine.

 

If the previous paragraph looks like a reprint from last month’s FOL your memory serves you correctly.  Bruce won last month with the same score on each nine.  We think it mazing.

 

 

Our Bradman duo of Glenn Castle & Geoff Wade looking resplendent in their millinery gave us a fine exhibition of guzzling their downers.  No sooner had they rejoined the benches, they were invited to the podium once again for participation in the “Airies Anthem”.  Well done gentlemen!

 


Normally a regular in the previous event, Hart found himself watching from the front bench.  It would seem he lost a brief wrestling match with a vacuum cleaner during the week during which he was given a bear hug by the suction hose causing rib damage of some kind.  He was awarded a “Purple Hart” by his quack & advised to take a short spell from all physical activities.

 

 

When it became known that Ian Massey would be a partner in this month’s catering effort, a highly esteemed member was heard to comment “that brings an end to fast food”.  His partner in conversation replied “I quite like escargot”.

 

 

Walter Hill started our recent trip away in fine style.  On the second hole at Moss Vale he decided to demonstrate how a Hill goes downhill the fast way. At the end of his five metre, face down skid he got to his feet amidst the applause of those around him & announced “that wasn’t very clever was it”.  Nor was the way he wrung out his washed clothes the next morning from the veranda on the first floor of his motel room with Ivan Tiltins enjoying a coffee on the ground floor directly below him.

 

 

The results of our Jamberoo trip are shown later in the FOL & lizards are advised that Neil has booked for next year from Friday 7th March 2008.

 


Draw for the 1st round of the Lindenberg - 2007

Members must advise the Captain Handicapper if they will not be available for all rounds of the Lindenberg before commencing play, so that a substitution can be made.

 

1)    Jim Small                     vs    (16)     Garry Bird LM                     \_____

8)    Ian Massey                  vs      (9)     Wal Hill                                /           \_____

5)    Ivan Tiltins                    vs    (12)     Michael Harrison                \_____/          \

4)    Chris Mooney              vs    (13)     Bruce Howe                        /                       \____

3)    Mike Dodd                   vs    (14)     Dennis Castle                     \_____           /

6)    Andrew Warner LM    vs    (11)     Bob Paine                           /           \_____/

7)    Neil Winterton              vs    (10)     Brian Ellis                            \_____/

2)    Colin Lacey                 vs    (15)     David Gilchrist                    /

 

 

 

TODAY’S PLAY

Handicap Adjustments


Mike Dodd                           -1

Colin Lacey                          -1

Ivan Tiltins                             -1

Garry Bird LM                        1

Philip Brandon                      1

Dennis Castle                       1

Glenn Castle                          1

Roy Donald                            1

Brian Ellis                              1

Michael Harrison                   1

Bruce Howe                           1

Ian Massey                            1

Bob Paine                             1

Bruce Staples                       1

Geoffrey Wade                      1


 

Nearest the Pins

   Handicap of 19 or more                1st      9th

   Handicap of 18 or less                  1st      9th

Longest Drives

   Handicap of 19 or more                6th

   Handicap of 18 or less                  6th

 

 

 

 

 

Results of Lizards: Moss Vale

2nd March 2007

ATTENDANCE        19 members and 2 visitors (19 finished)

1st LIZARDS                                     Ian Massey - 37 points off 21 handicap

2nd LIZARDS                                    Ivan Tiltins - 36 points on count-back off 9 handicap

1st VISITORS                                   Brian Harris - 31 points off 27 handicap

BEST FRONT NINE                       Chris Mooney - 19 points off 16 handicap

BEST BACK NINE                         Roy Donald 19 points off 19 handicap


Results of Lizards: Gordon Donald Plate - Calderwood

3rd March 2007

ATTENDANCE        18 members and 3 visitors

1st LIZARDS                                     David Gilchrist - 39 points off 18 handicap

2nd LIZARDS                                    Roy Donald - 37 points off 16 handicap

1st VISITORS                                   Tim Lucas - 43 points off 24 handicap

BEST FRONT NINE                       Brian Harris - 23 points off 27 handicap

BEST BACK NINE                         Mike Dodd  - 19 points off 28 handicap

BRADMAN        Lizards                 Glenn Castle - 19 points off 36 handicap

                            Visitors                 Peter Kiely - 23 points off 19 handicap

NEAREST the PINS                       4th     David Gilchrist

                                                            8th     Roy Donald

LONGEST DRIVES       19+          Col Lacey

18-                       Mick Porter

 

 

 

 

Results of Lizards: Jamberoo Open

4th March 2007

ATTENDANCE        17 members and 2 visitors (only 8 finished)

1st LIZARDS                                     Roy Donald - 37 points off 16 handicap

2nd LIZARDS                                    Wall Hill - 34 points off 45 handicap

1st VISITORS                                   Peter Kiely – by default

NEAREST the PINS                       7th     Michael Harrison

                                                            9th     Ivan Tiltins

 

 

 

 

 

NEXT MONTH is Postie Memorial Day, and our caterer will be Wal Hill.

 

Good Golfing to you all.



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