FLAT OUT LIKE

October 2000


WELCOME TO CASTLE HILL PLATE DAY Mk II.
Donors “Stretch” Castle and Wal Hill made their donor’s debut last year - Chris Mooney managed to win the day, just ahead of donor Wal, who burst across the line with a rare 41 points.

WARNER DAY, with 19 members and 6 visitors, produced the following results:

1st LIZARDS   Manfred Wagner    48  points off   27  handicap
2nd LIZARDS  Jim Small    42  points off   16  handicap

1st VISITORS   Courtney Kingston    37  points off   25  handicap
2nd VISITORS  John Bavin    36  points off   23  handicap

BEST SCRATCH  Michael Harrison    27

BEST FRONT NINE  Neil Shackle    23  points off   11  handicap
BEST BACK NINE    Michael Morgan    21  points off   18  handicap

BRADMAN   Lizards  David Gilchrist     29 points off   23   handicap
(Really it was Frank Van Heyningan with 22 points off 22 handicap, however he left early and David did the right thing and accepted the honour on his behalf as he was second in the Bradman.)
                      Visitors  Brian Harris    17  points off   27  handicap
LONGEST DRIVE
   Handicap of 19 or more  7th    Glen Castle
   Handicap of 18 or less  6th    Nobody (the prize ably taken by stand-up Bill Wilkinson)

NEAREST THE PINS all par 3’s
 1st    Courtney Kingston      3rd    Michael Morgan
 4th    Bill Epps                     5th    Jim Small
 10th    Andrew Warner       12th    Michael Harrison
 13th    Neil Shackle             18th    Jake Small
(don’t ask about the 9th & 14th - the markers couldn’t be deciphered)

CUSTARD BALL EVENT winning team:
Bruce Howe, David Gilchrist , Bill Wilkinson & Phil Peddar

HANDICAP ADJUSTMENTS resulting:
Manfred Wagner -6           Garry Bird +1
Jim Small -2                       Bill Epps +1
Neil Shackle -1                 Andrew Warner +1
Jake Small -1                    Frank Van Heyningan +1

MANFRED, who has been prize-less for 17 months, eventually came good with the highest score we have seen since Harry McGuinness - back from an extended spell - cleaned up with a 50 pointer in July 1998.

THE VISITORS were a handicapper’s delight - their scores were all in the 34 to 37 bracket.  Courtney Kingston led the field with 37 points, one shot ahead of John Bavin.

JOHN BAVIN, a constant visitor over the past 3 years is on his way to Victoria.  Married 6 months ago, John has been living in Sydney while his wife resides in Melbourne.  Following a long and successful job search, he should be unpacking his bags at his new address, while we are sitting around the shed this morning.

FINES, some were:
Courtney Kingston - wearing shorts with a built-in tee and pencil holder.
Manfred Wagner - having scored 48 points, complained of having no luck during the round.
Michael Morgan - after writing his name on the 3rd hole nearest the pin marker, did 4 putt for a score of one point, and
- asked whether he missed the excitement of Lizards during his month off, did state: “I’d rather attend a session of synchronised swimming, rather than watch the Lizards hit off the first tee”.
John Bavin - social climbing - he requested the pleasure of the Chief Dobber’s company for the day’s match.

THE NEW LOOK WEBSITE exudes endless promise.  Web weaver Chris Mooney, with the aid of a few budding encyclopedists, could start the process of moulding something between Wisden’s and Britannica!

THE QUEST for the NIFTY PLATE has been a highlight on the Lizard calendar since Nev and Barbara Meredith retired to Port Macquarie.  Nev joined in 1981 and was a behind the scene assistant Caterer and provider for the whole of his active membership.  He took on an unexpected vacancy as Secretary in 1988 “till the next election”.  Elected unopposed, he remained the clubs most innovative secretary in 43 years - till his retirement in May 1993.  The first safari to Nifty land was conducted in November of the same year.  The eighth contingent is packed and ready to go.  Final briefing is at today’s meeting.

HOLDERS of the NIFTY PLATE to date:
1993  Anthony Beale          1997  Michael Harrison
1994  Michael Harrison      1998  Andrew Warner
1995  Michael Harrison      1999  Hart Schwarz (Jamberoo)
1996  Ray Walsham

NEXT MONTH is MORGAN & MOONEY DAY, a good day to bring a visitor or two.
 

Good Golfing ……. Bill Epps, Editor
 
 

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