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The Final Countdown!!!!
Author: Sonja, Oct/1/1999 06:06:27
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*Gasp* *choke* Firejumper One
to home base, Firejumper One to home base! *cough*
It's heating up in here!! Send
re-inforcements! I repeat, SEND RE-INFORCEMENTS! *gasp*
We need EVERY VOTE we can get
in these last hours! Hit the link above, vote for Michael!! *cough,
cough*!!
(MARNIE!! Don't you DARE jump
out of my helicoptor!!)
Clan uprising!!! - Marnie, Oct/1/1999
06:17:56
Homebase to Firejumper One ....hang tight....I'm calling in the Scottish
contingent ....they're
awake at this hour!!(and even if they weren't I'd call'em anyway!!!) More
re-inforcements will
be on their way to the voting booth, soon!
Marnie
PS Scots never jump out of helicopters ...it would just make their kilts
fly up and flap around
their ears ....and shock the heck out of any passing seagulls!
Michael! UNDISPUTED KING OF THE POLLS
Author: Sonja, Oct/1/1999 09:58:41
WE DID IT!!!!!!! We won the September
poll!
Victory celebrations at Mooseheart
Manor tonight! All welcome (especially Frankie's fans! Come on
over and join the revelry! You
were worthy adversaries!! No hard feelings, right? *grin*)
I promise I shall not subject
you to my frybread - in fact chef Mary will be preparing a delicious
victory feast! (No cuke sandwiches
either - PROMISE!)
A BIG, BIG THANK YOU to all who stopped by here and decided to vote!
(see y'all NEXT month!!!)
A brief step out of retirement...
Author: gin!, Oct/1/1999 17:47:25
Homepage: MG Fans Chatroom, Msg. Board
& More
hiya gang! im stepping out of
my reclusive state long enough for a few hellos & some good wishes
=)
yep, im back online BUT not out
of retirement...
sonja, i LOVED the giraffes!!
gosh, after the LONG trek from SA, i wonder if ill have any little
baby giraffes soon?? the 2 of
them were in such close quarters in shipping - hmmmm *grin* i feel
kinda like noah ;-) ill write
you soon mokogotsi! (the old fashioned way)
hope all are well & fine &
good...im not visiting the list, etc yet...gonna be awhile on that, im
enjoying
my rest way too much =) *BIG
yawn while smiling*
to my friend of "57"...happy birthday!!
glad to see MG did well in the polls =)
no new computer yet - drat!! long story, will have it sooner or later though =) it looks like later =(
back to my cyber-hideout now,
take good care,
~gin~
Hi gin - Angela Konen, Oct/1/1999 22:42:37
Love ya dear friend!! I have seen Crazy Horse about 6 times (found a rental
place) still waiting
for my own copy--but it is my favorite.I am having a good time. Michael
is now the one and only
King of the Polls!! Lots of hard work and nail biting went into
this.
Angela
Huh?!
Author: Sonja, Oct/7/1999 05:50:26
*Looks around empty room* So....um...
where'd the tea-party go?
Huh?! - Sonja,
Oct/7/1999 05:50:26
Wassat? - Marnie, Oct/9/1999 20:44:55
Sorry, sorry ....just exhausted *y-a-a-w-wn* from the mammoth voting effort!
Gin , get the
kettle on, Angela slice us up a few cucumbers, eh? ...and Sonja, remember
...cut the crusts off
the bread! Now then ...today's topic ...MG ...what role we'd most like
to see him play? So far
I'm quite taken with the thought of a brooding Heathcliffe ...any other
suggestions to tweak
our fancies?
Marnie
Anna, Wash the Horse!! Angela, Cut the cucumbers!! - Angela Konen...,
Oct/9/1999 22:51:32
Cut the cucumbers !! Just when I thought it was safe ..to.. come.. to..the
message
board!!!.Well not to change the subject but great roles for Michael? Any
role he wants to
do. He is gifted, intelligent and sensitive. I do like Heathcliffe. How
about Romeo and
Juliet in a contemporary Native American
setting? I. love Shakespeare.He is for all time, places and people."It
seems (he) hangs
upon the cheek of night, Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear;Beauty too
rich for use, for
earth too dear!" OK..Ok..I know I changed one little pronoun...I am just
exhausted from
hanging around the voting booth..late at nught..
Hmmmm........ - Sonja, Oct/11/1999 05:56:01
*sips tea and ponders* How about Michael as Aramis in the Three Muskateers?
OR
*gets excited and nearly spills tea on Gin who is asleep in the cucumber
sandwiches*
I'd LOVE to see Michael as this incredibly beautiful 'good-guy' angel-like
alien in a
new Star Trek movie!! He'd be all ethereal and glowing, and although Jean-Luc
and
the rest of the crew are suspicious of him to start with, by the end of
the movie he
saves the Enterprise from certain distruction and then flies off in his
glowing
crystal space-ship leaving the Enterprise crew awed.........
Well, you asked, Marnie......!
Angel-like? - Angela Konen, Oct/11/1999 10:13:53
M....G....Phone... Home... (gulp)!1Sorry Sonja, I got mixed up with ET.
Author, author! - Marnie, Oct/13/1999
10:22:35
Well, we may just have to write THAT script ourselves! LOL D'you think
if we
did Paramount would make it ...but horrors ...what if they cast FA in the
part
we write for MG? That would serve us right! ....However, I'll start it
off....
"It was a dark and ionic-stormy night. On board the Starship Enterprise
Jean
Luc Picard beheld the glowing (benign) apparition before him on the
viewscreen(insert description here ...dark flowing locks ....amazing good
looks
etc, etc....) ....he was awed!..... "
to be cont.
Cont. - Sonja, Oct/14/1999 06:16:28
"Commander Data, magnify!" Ordered Pickard. And immediately the
bridge was flooded with such bright light that the crew crouched and
covered their eyes. Ryker threw himself onto Councillor Troy, thinking
only to protect her. She slapped his face for his insolence. Warf fell
backwards against the consol, causing warning lights and sirens to start
flashing all over the ship.
A Scottish accent came over the intercom. "Engineering here, what the
devil is going on up there!"
Everyone stared at each other! What on earth had happened to La
Forge's voice?!!
Cont.???
(You'd think we were actually BORED wouldn't you?!!!) *grin*
more nonsense - Marnie, Oct/16/1999
14:13:43
*Marnie, sipping tea and taking a bite out of a rather damp
cucumber sandwich ponders and tries to figure out a way to get MG
into the plot ...decides to leave it for Sonja...or Angela ...or Gin *
"Ohno," thought Picard ...."Not another rip in the space time
continuum." Picard was horrified for...the last time that happened
the bridge crew were catapulted to a different dimension where
they found themselves on board an alternate (rather small)
Enterprise with a rather dubious tartan paint job and surrounded
by a horde of ravening women who insisted on making the male
members of the crew wear kilts ...and that Scot's voice did sound
terrifyingly familiar!….
to be cont.!
Will the space/time continuum be repaired.......?
- Sonja, Oct/18/1999 06:31:48
...Tune in to 'onelist' Mgfans community, for the next exciting
episode!!!!
More Rips and Tears - Angela Konen, Oct/19/1999 16:53:24
RIP! RIP! the tear in the space time continuum constantly
continued AND a tall handsome ethereal alien clothed in a
shimmering rainbow fabric and with soft feathery wings to
boot, stepped into the tiny trembling tartan spacecraft and
faced the assembled hordes of women. Suddenly each woman
received a telepathic message which stated in a beautiful well
modulated voice," I come from the planet Delchaney.On
our planet we communicate telepathically. Right now I am
reading your thoughts" Slowly... a slightly wicked
grin appeared on the alien's face..and his eyes twinkled...He
looked straight at Marnie who dropped her cucumber
sandwiches...at Sonja who covered her face in vain as she
turned a bright scarlet...at Gin who was heard to mutter, "I
knew that computer would get me in trouble" and at Angela
who fainted in a heap at his feet. Then he turned his dark eyes
to...(to be continued)
Rip, rip, ...tear,tear,...cont.
Author: Marnie, Oct/20/1999 18:32:09
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*Marnie, having polished off yet
another round of cucumber sandwiches glances over at Gin to see if
she will continue the story,
but, alas, she is still passed out on her savoury matress. Marnie continues,
having decided to start a new
thread line ...the last one being a bit full!*
".......Then he turned his dark
eyes to ....Picard ( the bridge crew having been yet again swept into the
alternate universe …and ohno
…they were wearing that darn kilt ensemble again …the design, no
doubt being the responsibility
of those paragons of haute couture Lisa and Shannela …I mean, who
else would mix Mitchell tartan
with MacCree!). Picard was only glad his body was still quite buff
from his last encounter with
the Borg (he'd worked out especially so he could swing around the
rafters to escape the Borg queen)
otherwise the chest bearing ensemble would have been quite
embarrasing. He risked a glance
at Riker …and it was obvious he'd been indulging in a few too many
'burgers! Smirking in a self
satisfied way he declared to the awe-inspiring alien presence …"I am
Jean Luc Picard, Captain of the
Wee Tartan…I mean, the Starship Enterprise. We've obviously
fallen through another rip in
the fabric of time!" Several background voices were heard to mutter,
"Not again…", "One more time!",'
"Obvious plot device."
Then Geordie, (quite stunning
with a plaid hanging from his shoulder and what looked like a genuine
Cairgorm surgically implanted
in his pectoral muscle to keep the swath of material in place)
interjected "Captain, if we just
use the anti-matter conversion chamber to reverse the dilithium
crystals we can, in a way, cause
the tear to repair itself …almost like using the ships engines as
needle and thread….!"
"Hmmm,' said Picard, "….make
it sew!!!!…." (aargh!)"
To be cont.
Marnie
A glowing new you - ~gin~, Oct/21/1999 16:08:56
Gin, awakened by all the stir, raised her head up out of the cucumber sandwiches
only for the
others to behold her incredible new glow!! OhOh, was she now possessed
by some sort of
glowing alien being??
Gin, (positive person as she always is) replied "heck no" & she was
correct. It seems her
cucumber masque mattress had literally melted off years of "exfoliation
mistakes" & revealed
her to the others with a beautiful, youthful, glowing new look!!
what WILL happen next...will Gin market the "miracle cucumber masque" only
to become the
richest woman in the galaxy?* will MG phone home (or at least say "hi"
to his ever devoted
fans) once in awhile? will a "stitch in time" save the beloved starship??
AND, while were at it,
why did they cancel Deep Space 9??
To be cont...
*US patient pending #45289732479951
~gin~
Stunned..... - Sonja, Oct/22/1999 08:58:44
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I'm afraid Marnie has rendered the entire crew and occupants of the Wee
Tartan Space
Ship totally useless, as they all try to deal, each in their own way, with
the 'pun' at the
end of her message!!
Rachel, who at the best of times struggles to keep her cucumber sandwiches
down in
transit, made a dash for the 'head' as soon as the word 'sew' was uttered!
Sonja, who
finds ANYTHING Marnie says EXTREMELY funny (don't ask! If I tell you I'll
have to
kill you), laughed so hard she choked on her Earl Grey(eyes) tea and cuke
sandwich. It
appears Mariel was too busy with her nose in her math text (no rest for
those hard
working medical students) to notice and is apparently going to let Sonja
choke to death in
a pool of Grey(eyes) tea and cuke sandwich, right there at the tea table.
So where's our hero when ya need him?!!!
Gin is the only one who has kept a cool cucumber head in the situation.
(What, they
cancelled Deep Space 9??????!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Sonja
All choked up.... - Marnie, Oct/24/1999
07:26:27
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*Marnie quickly gives Sonja a dunt between the shoulder blades (Scot's
Heimlich
manoeuvre)pats her solicitously on the head and carries on*..." Ignoring
all the
various nauseous women a burly Scot pushes past LeForge and interjects
with a
rather strange brogue (which is not native to Scotland, I might add), "Captain,
I'm
an engineer not a tailor ….ye cannae change the laws o' physics !" Realising
that this
Scotsman is way out of date, the laws of physics being routinely broken
each week,
they ignore him and plough on with their plan. "Engage" says Picard …the
engines
roar the ship starts to lurch madly from side to side …..all the women
run willy nilly
to the port …and then to the starboard …and then to the port again. Rachel's
voice
can be heard imploring, "Will someone yell cut!!" Too late, the cucumber
sandwiches
make an appearance once again. It is at this point that the glowing ethereal
form (
being played by MG), tired of being ignored makes a motion with his hand
…and all
movement ceases. "Well thank goodness for that," mutters Rachel. She is
shot a
quelling glance by Picard before all eyes are drawn back to the alien presence.
The
dark- eyed, compelling form smiles and opens his mouth to say………….
To be cont…."
..opens his mouth to say.... - Sonja,
Oct/25/1999 06:14:20
......"Anybody got a cucumber sandwich for a hungry alien?"......
...cont...... - Sonja, Oct/25/1999
06:33:53
There was a stunned silence, till Gin, who was still keeping a cool
cucumber head through all this (it MUST be that mattress!) jumped
forward and said;
"Have you come to the right place!" and emptied all the crew's lunch
boxes at the feet of the glowing alien.
Inti whispered to Laura standing next to her. "Hmmm, d'you think if we
eat enough cucumber our skin will glow like that?"
The bevy of women pressed forward towards the alien, as if mesmerized.
Some even fell into a graceful swoon as the reached the outer rim of the
alien's 'glowing' aura.
Captain Picard pushed through the throng of hypnotized women. "It's
some kind of force field, Number One! Data, what are the chances these
women can break free?!"
Data cocked his head to one side and said;
"I'm afraid this is beyond my understanding, Captain. These women are
under the influence of a highly emotional force based solely on human
'feelings'. I have no understanding of this phenomenon, Sir."
to be cont......
The Mirror Cracked! - Marnie, Nov/4/1999
06:55:36
*Marnie finally escaping from all the Halloween shenanigans at the
MG Fans list mulls
over the fate of the women …and whether they would actually want
to be rescued from
the thrall they are held in …deciding they probably wouldn't (after
all, it is MG we're
talking about) but never being known to let sleeping dogs lie, she
picks up the
narrative…..*
Picard roughly grabs at the nearest swaying female and shakes the
slack-jawed form by
the shoulders. “Snap out of it!” he bellows and although Nessie (for
it is she who is
being so roughly man-handled) would normally be happy to hear
Picard recite from the
phone book (being a fan of his eloquent, silver tongue) all she is
aware of is the resonant
voice in her head, the timbre of which far surpasses anything Picard
could muster.
Suddenly, there's a blinding flash and another glorious alien
appears ---a mirror
image of the first and just as compelling. The first Alien roars,
“No-o-o!!” and starts to
grapple furiously with his counterpart. The ladies, their
enthralment interrupted, (ooyah)
start blinking their eyes and looking around in confusion…..and are
bemused even more
by the sight of two …yes TWO….divine aliens locked in a battle for
supremacy. Just when it
seems that things can't get any stranger there is heard the
unmistakable whine of the
transporter and a whole plethora of strangely garbed females
materialize and, darn it
…they look so familiar …except,judging by their demeanour,
yes…..,its the wicked Mirror
Greylanders from the evil alternate universe. The battle is joined
….Marnie takes great
pleasure in smacking the "Evil- illiterate-Sonja" in the …knees.
Meanwhile Sonja, eyeing the
strange armour "Evil-Marnie" (who has obviously seen Star wars
one too many times)is wearing, says,
"Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
What will the outcome of the melee be? Will good triumph over
evil? ….and does it
really matter if one of the aliens is a bad guy, anyway …after all
they're both MG?
To be cont….
Marnie
me of little faith =) - ~gin~, Nov/6/1999 21:25:09
i was starting to think this story was going to be "totally suspended
in time"...with no end...OhOh!! there WAS a beginning right?? *lol*
OhNoooooooooooooo......2 MGs?? can you even imagine the
forcefield that 2 would require....
*lol*
~gin~
Stolen Women Captured Hearts Video
Author: Kim T, Oct/24/1999 12:48:41
I just recently located this web
site. (Thank God, it took long enough.)
I have been in dire search of
this video for two months, and I unfortunately missed the airing in
August.
I see where some of you were
discussing swapping videos. I would be soooo interrested in this. If
anyone
as a copy I would be happy to
pay the overnite shipping both ways. Thanks for any help you can give
- I'm
getting desperate.
Stolen
Women Captured Hearts Video - Kim T,
Oct/24/1999 12:48:41
(No Title) - sandi, Oct/25/1999 15:40:56
I have and extra copy contact me off line
Sandi
YIPEEEEEE! - Sonja, Oct/28/1999 08:17:19
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Yippee...clarification - Inti, Oct/29/1999 12:18:40
Don't get your knickers in a knot, Sonja. Unfortunately
Harsh Realm was summarily canceled this week. A
disappointment to fans who have been checking their
TV listings every week. Who knows, maybe some cable
network might decide to air the remaining episodes?
Let's keep our fingers crossed. Inti
