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Buffalo Trocks

               Author: Marnie , Jun/7/2001 18:20:40
               Homepage: Greyland

           Hi all,
                Just a reminder that "Buffalo Tracks" tomorrow (08 June) should ...or could ...be the
                one in which MG is interviewed. Evan Adams duly announced it last week ....but as,
                the last time they were shown, MG's episode was skipped and shown out of
                sequence- I don't know whether they'll actually air them in the correct order ...or just
                show them in the order they originally did, sigh....check it out if you can anyway!
                Marnie:)
 

  :-{ sigh - Zan, Jun/7/2001 21:52:32

                Not this little black trock ... such are the wages
                     of living in the Southern Hemisphere. sigh.



 
 

 Back to the Vikings ...

          Author: Zan , Jun/7/2001 22:17:07

                (Don't think we can have burgers in this historic
                period ... can we ? HOWEVER, I fully intend to have
                hot tea, herbal or otherwise, cause it's cold at six
                a.m. down here !! ... Think I'll have an English muffin
                or two, with leatherwood honey, as well ...
                Yummmmmmmmm !)

            BACK TO OUR HERO:

                Zan has just arrived in the Viking camp hauling her
                leather bag full of aromatic oil rubs, tea pots for
                every occasion, a soft blanket for Michael the Magnificient
                to lay on (while she ministers to his pain), a kilo
                of Lord Hi-Greylander tea mix, freshly warmed trocks
                (enough for everyone), and in a specially sealed crock --
                the clothes of Harold the Scabby and Practically Bald
                (he'll be stuck in camp awhile yet, tied up as he
                is under a bundle of furs with a stale cucumber
                sandwich shoved in his mouth back to his tonsils).

                Alright -- where's Lord Michael ? I've come to do
                as Marlene the Wolf asked !! My lord needs me -- ME!!
                (Power's a great thing, if ephemeral.) Kiki, the
                Valiant -- you got a spare bench I can work on ? ...
                Now where have those princesses gotten to ? And
                what about Nellie Chameleon Woman and Eric the Red ?
 
 
 
 

                  Hello - Nellie, Jun/8/2001 04:03:12

                     Like Marlene said, l've gone to Michaeldom.
                     Thought l'd say hello to all you struggling
                     in the Viking era. l really like it here.
 

                             Michaeldom ? - Zan, Jun/8/2001 18:30:38

                          Never heard of the place ... Now, Nellie --
                          you can't stay there when we need you so much !!
                          Who's going to help Marlene ? Who'll disguise themselves
                          and spy for Michael the Magnificient ? I know it's
                          smelly and cold in Viking land, but we NEED you, girl !!
 

                        guy's in skirts?????? - Kiki, Jun/9/2001 20:04:14

                     got to wondering what those viking guys used to wear. i passed by this big Celtic
                     festival way out in the country side today. All these good ole boys getting out of there
                     pickup trucks. Wearing plaid skirts! with those funny looking decorative bags in front.
                     Maybe to hold trocks?? hey those guys must be roasting in this heat wearing those wool
                     skirt's.
                     Did viking's wear skirts like kilts too? Give me a guy in jeans & cowboy boot's any day.
                     no skirts PLEASE!!! Kiki
 

                             Kilts !!! NOT Skirts - Zan, Jun/10/2001 00:17:45

                          Kiki -- sometimes I despair of you. ;-} Those were
                          KILTS those good ole boys had on. And I have to tell
                          you that there are many BIG CELTIC MEN (like my
                          husband !!) who wear them on formal or clan occasions !!
                          That's a sporran on the front -- that funny leather
                          bag you saw.

                          Actually they are surprisingly cool -- the air
                          circulates underneath and keeps 'things' cool, so to
                          speak.

                          On chat-Saturday we discussed the possibility of
                          carrying trocks (and hot haggis) in the sporrans
                          ... to keep 'em warm, like. All of this of course
                          had NOTHING WHATEVER to do with Michael -- we were
                          just mucking about.

                          As far as Vikings wearing KILTS, no they didn't.
                          They wore tunic thingies and trousers. In winter
                          they wore a cloak over the top to keep warm. Check
                          sites on the net -- they'll tell you exactly what
                          they wore.

                          Now I reckon some men would look absolutely fabulous
                          in jeans and cowboy boot (Michael being one of them),
                          but some don't -- like my poor hubby. But put him
                          in a kilt, and I spend all my time cuddling up to him,
                          particularly if ... No -- think I won't go there ...
 

                                  skirts - Kiki, Jun/10/2001 19:43:48

                               Zan a skirt is a skirt is askirt. guy's legs are to hairy to wear them any way!
                               & most of them have ugly knees.but whatever makes you're heart go
                               pitterpatter right????
                               Going out to buy tight jeans && lizardskin cowboy boot's f/ a special
                               guy.*sigh* if I ever saw him in a kilt i'd knock some sense back into him
                               faster than u could pour the Jack D bbq sauce on your trocks.........Kiki
 

                                       A kilt is a kilt, of course, of course ... - Zan, Jun/11/2001 01:11:50

                                    You hanging out with a special breed of hairy males
                                    with knobby knees and terrible calves ? I admit most
                                    Celts are hirsuite, but this isn't necessarily a
                                    BAD thing ... My men generally have great legs --
                                    very muscular -- so they look great in KILTS !!!
                                    You need some re-educating in construction of gender,
                                    Girlfriend. Men in KILTS are NOT feminized !!

                                    Now, rolling past that -- men MUST have a great tookis
                                    to wear jeans, not one of those flat, flabby numbers,
                                    AND a ripped stomach. Otherwise it's just pathetic,
                                    n'est pas ?


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               Author: Marlene, Jun/8/2001 05:45:38

                Zan is a little tired after hauling all her gear but
                brightens up when she sees Michael on the bench
                that Kiki has prepared for our hero.
                Please,Zan,don't put the stuff from Scabby Butt
                Harold in here!
                Magua has escorted the lovely princesses to Kiki's
                and they are holding Michael's hand and combing his
                long beautiful hair. Magua takes the princesses to
                the two trock chairs as Zan prepares for Michael's
                message.
                Zan must be a great messeuse because Michael is
                purring like a kitten! The two princesses are
                giggling in the corner.
                The message finished, Michael gets up and rolls his
                arm in a circular motion. For some unknown reason,
                Magua breaks into laughter.
                AH! Zan has received her well deserved reward------
                Michael goes over to Zan and showers a big smile
                on her. Zan's heart is beating fast as Michael,The
                Magnificent, takes her into his arms and gives Zan
                a big, grateful hug. "Thankyou,Zan! I feel great!"
                Magua,although enjoying the scene a lot, reminds
                everyone that we must get back to the business at
                hand. "Distroy Harold.The Unwashed! Eric The Red's
                orders. Michael,Magua,Marlene,The Wolf put on their
                battle gear and prepare for battle as the lovely
                princesses are left in the care of Valiant,Kiki!
 
 
 

                        Viking saga continues - Carol, Jun/8/2001 13:10:14

                     Carol who has been lurking out in the forest all night
                     appears on the scene just in time to apply sunscreen
                     to the 3M's.
                     Carol- "Thanks for warming Michael up for me,Zan! Now I
                     can give him a good slathering with my special SPF formula."
                     Michael is now loose as a goose.Marlene and Magua glare
                     at the goings on. Magua looks over at Marlene and states
                     "What are we chopped haggis?" Carol hands a crock of trocks
                     and sunscreen to Marlene and says slyly "Why don't you 2 find a
                     quiet place to share these little gifts, or maybe take a long
                     drive in Magua's blue Mohawkmobile?" The princesses decide to
                     partake of Carol's specially brewed tea and fall asleep. Zan is standing there
                     steaming (we aren't talking tea here.) Kiki gives Zan a glance,
                     and states "Me thinks we should throw the wench out!"
                     Carol-"Now look, I have this great thing to vanquish Harold with.
                     She hands Zan a bar of soap."This will really knock him out, it's
                     like what Krytonite is to Superman. Besides Zan you are the only
                     one that can really get to Harold!" Kiki says "I hate to admit
                     it but it makes sense!" Zan heads out to give 'Harold
                     the Unwashed' a bath, with Carols secret weapon. Magua and
                     Marlene hop into the Mohawkmobile geared up for a fight,
                     and take Kiki with them. This leaves Carol alone with "Michael the
                     Magnificent".:):)
 

                             Oh No, you don't !!! - Zan, Jun/8/2001 18:57:20

                          Before Zan leaves for Harold's bath house, she alerts
                          the princesses to Carol's devious plans. Marnie
                          sends one of her manly contingent to fetch a horse for
                          Michael -- she knows he'll want to join in the
                          battle.

                          While the princesses wait for the horse to
                          arrive, they feed Michael peeled grapes and fresh,hot
                          trocks.

                          Zan, by now quite cool-headed, arrives in Harold's
                          camp, rescues him from under the furs, and coaxes
                          him into the bath house, promising to very gently
                          wash his scabby skull and back. (Jeez, Carol -- you're
                          some cruel woman !! And I was NOT steaming earlier --
                          you lie like a rug !! That green-eyed monster around
                          your neck does not become you !!)
 

                                  Saga continues.... - Carol, Jun/9/2001 01:56:33

                               Whence we left Michael and Carol:) Carol was slathering
                               Michael the Magnificent. While slathering, she was also sighing and
                               slobering. Michael rests his hands on her shoulders, smiles
                               down at her, with that terrific smile of his, and says,
                               "Gee, faithful servant I'm glad you brought some protection
                               (from the sun)for me knowing how much I'm out doors and all but I just don't

                               know if I like that necklace you are wearing." "Then take it off"
                               Carol coos. Michael gently lifts the drool bucket from around
                               Carol's neck. Her frock catches on the bucket handle and
                               off it comes. She is standing there in her Viking underwear,
                               which had been hammered out by Kiki. "Care for a muffin Master?"
                               Carol says coyly. Michael can not get near Carol without puncturing
                               himself. A very clever ruse by Kiki, the inventor of the first
                               chastity bra. "Carol, you are very fetching in that outfit,
                               it's in my favorite color too, iron grey. However I'm afraid
                               I can not be unfaithful to Mrs. Magnificent. Why don't you get a fresh
                               dress on and help the princesses with their primping."
                               Just then the horse is delivered to 'Michael the Magnificent'
                               and he is off to join Magua and 'Marlene the wolf' in their mission to
                               rid the land of 'Harold scabby butt.'
 

                                       Hold On Carol! - Marlene, Jun/9/2001 06:13:02

                                    You did great,Carol, but let's tell them more on how our
                                    noble mounts were brought to us.
                                    And don't forget how the noble princesses came back
                                    from chartering the boat from The Captian and
                                    Gilligan to search the seas for Michaeldom and
                                    Nellie,only to return dissapointed and a bit down.
                                    By all means help the princesses with their primp-
                                    ing and rest then. After all your heart must be
                                    still fluttering after Michael was so close!!!!!
                                    Hold on(AS ARNIE SAID----I"LL BE BACK!)
 

                        Oh, Baby ... - Zan, Jun/8/2001 18:46:51

                     Smiles and hugs !! Purring like a kitten ?!!
                     Can I stand this much attention ? One thing I do
                     know -- Michael sure smells better than Harold, even
                     on a hot day when he's been fighting !!!

                     So -- guess I'll boil some water over the forge for
                     hot drinks all round and bake a fresh lot of trocks.
 

                             kwitcherbitchin.... :) *g* - Kiki, Jun/8/2001 22:38:45

                          While you guys snivell & quibbel over foolishness i have a big order of horned
                          metal warhelmets to finish before the dead line on Sunday. Zan & Marlene get
                          your lazy duff's over here to the smithy & help me if i don't finish them ontime
                          it's off with my pretty little head. Those Viking's are tough customers. Kiki
                          sweating over the red hot forge. my work is never done. bring me a mug of mead
                          i;m thirsty!!!!!! No pouring water on MY forge Zan or these hats will never get
                          done. what do you think this is a sauna or something????????????
 

                                  Water your forge ? - Zan, Jun/9/2001 01:02:00

                               Hey -- I would never pour water on your forge !! You
                               think I'm a wing-nut or something ? (Although come to
                               think of it, a sauna this cold winter morning would
                               really help !!) I was just going to put a largish pot
                               of water on to boil for some of that hazelnut concoction
                               you brought last time. But if you want a mug of mead,
                               I'm right on it !!

                               As to my 'duff' being lazy, give it a break, woman --
                               I've just given Michael the shoulder rub of a lifetime,
                               and now I have to (stomach-turning; skin turning
                               bileous green) bathe Harold to set him up for defeat
                               by Michael and Co.

                               You can raz Carol all you want, though. She's the one
                               who sent me off to Harold's camp to prove my loyalty.
                               sigh. Why does everyone pick on me ? (thumb-sucking
                               and whining)
 

                                       Horns for war helmets - Carol, Jun/9/2001 02:10:48

                                    Kiki, Zan,*w*I hope you are not too attached to your head because you
                                    know the horns you ordered for those helmets? Well- the
                                    supplier says he can't get them here till next Tuesday.
                                    See ya!
 

                                            What horns ? - Zan, Jun/9/2001 18:27:39

                                         Hey !! I am NOT working on helmets, okay ??!! You
                                         sent me off to bathe Harold -- odious job, that !!
                                         Still, I'd do just about anything to prove my loyalty.

                                         But, Kiki ... Carol ... you two can just kiss my
                                         teapot !! *LMAO*
 

                                                 O.K. So we won't have horns on the helmets... - Carol, Jun/9/2001 18:54:09

                                              Zan, So did you find out what the plan is? I mean with
                                              Harold. Like when, where how, is he gonna attack?
                                              The Kava Kava, and chamomile I threw in the tea has just
                                              about worn off on the princesses, and I've been instructed
                                              by
                                              the 'Magnificent one' to help those beauties primp.
                                              Looks like my weapon is a hairbrush. Marlene gets to
                                              have a real weapon like a sword and shield.(sulking)
                                              I think I'll just sit over here and have a chocolate
                                              covered trock and some tea till I think of something.
                                              Care to join me? Maybe between the two of us we can think
                                              of a counter attack.
 

                                                 Did you say 'tea' ? - Zan, Jun/9/2001 19:54:04

                                                   No -- haven't discovered the plan ... yet. That
                                                   man takes a lot of scrubbing, and he's really enjoying
                                                   it, too !! (BLEH !!)

                                                   Still, Marlene seems to know about everything that
                                                   happens before it does ... How does she do that !!??

                                                   As to the hairbrush -- Harold could use a good
                                                   spanking.
                                                   (Sound of light going on) Maybe that will make him
                                                   talk !! Here -- give me the brush !

                                                   I'm sure Kiki has finished some swords if not all
                                                   the helmets. Weren't you helping her ? I seem to
                                                   recall her calling our duffs lazy !! Guess
                                                   'persuation' isn't in her vocab., eh ?

                                                   Nah -- no tea for me at the moment. Would like one
                                                   of those cucumber sandwiches, though, now that the
                                                   princesses are back in action.

                                                   Well, I'm off to spank ... uh ... finish scrubbing
                                                   Harold's back and trocks. See ya !!
 



 

OOPS! Correction---

               Author: Marlene, Jun/8/2001 05:54:29

                The word is "Massage" Please excuse???
                By the way,Zan, to answer your question----
                I'm a red wolf!
                Marlene
 
 
 
 

                        Re wolves ... - Zan, Jun/8/2001 19:00:21

                     I'm a timber wolf sorta girl myself. Maybe we could
                     work them into the saga somehow. Whaddaya think ?

                     (Like a fresh trock and a mug of mead ?)
 

                             Thanks! - Marlene, Jun/8/2001 23:30:28

                          Zan,
                          Don't mind if I do!



 

Buffalo Tracks - MG Appearance

               Author: Jeri, Jun/8/2001 18:38:31

                The interview with Michael was in fact, rebroadcast on today's
                show. It should air again at 8:00 p.m.

                That long hair....**sigh**
 

                Jeri
 
 
 
 
 
 

                                           Re long hair - Zan, Jun/8/2001 19:03:10

                     I agree with you completely !! Too bad it's all gone
                     now ... sigh. I estimate it will take about four
                     years to get to its previous length. Think I can
                     hold on just that long ...
 

                             'hair' brained discussion?? *g* - Kiki, Jun/8/2001 22:28:50

                          sure the long hair gave him a unique & exotic look but what ever he thinks is the
                          right thing for his career i'm all for it. We're not fans because of his hair. we're
                          fans of his talent his integrety, & his sincerity. Hair or no hair when he flashes
                          that wonderful smile, thats' all that matters.
                          Actor's change their hair & their looks all the time. So do rock stars.
                          i'd still be a true blue fan if he went as bald as a doornob. or should i say bald as
                          one of those trocks you guys are always talking about??? *g* Kiki
 

                                  Bald as a trock ... - Zan, Jun/9/2001 00:49:19

                               Well hey, Girl -- where ya been ? Of course I agree
                               that no matter how Michael wears his hair (or doesn't,
                               I'd still be a devoted fan. BUT I adore his look when
                               he has long locks -- can't help it, I'm that shallow !!
                               Still, you're right about his smile !! Glaciers have
                               melted after being treated to one of those.

                               As to trocks being hairless -- who said they were ?
 

                                       l hate bald. - Nellie, Jun/9/2001 03:03:45

                                    Well now ya got me started. l detest the bald look.
                                    guys look like dam skeletons or giant babies.
                                    Have l ever
                                    posted the e'mail from the mother of a 9yr old boy
                                    who refuses to cut his hair despite the pressure at
                                    school. He said he would not give them the
                                    satisfaction because his hair is what makes him an
                                    individual, that it is his right and more importantly
                                    his heritage.
                                    "Mommy, l'm proud to be American Indian, that's what
                                    l am now and l will be Indian tomorow."
 

                                            Bald or long locks he's still Michael!! - Carol, Jun/9/2001 04:10:48

                                         Welcome back from the beach in Michaeldom, Nellie! I love
                                         Michael
                                         best with his hair long too, butcha know what? I also
                                         loved the acting of Yul Brynner, and his head
                                         was shaved. It was the look in his eyes, the passion he
                                         conveyed of the character he was playing, that really came across.

                                         Great actor! Michael does the same thing. That's why he's soooo
                                         good!
                                         He's an actor, trying to fit into the role he was playing,
                                         I don't think he was making a social statement when he
                                         decided to cut it. Let's just pray Michael doesn't
                                         accept a role where he's playing the life of Yul Brynner or
                                         Telly Savales.
                                         How about joining in the fun with a contribution to the Viking
                                         story!
 

                                            More Power to the long hairs! - Marlene, Jun/9/2001 05:55:12

                                         Yes,most Indians are proud to be Indian I think!
                                         Finally afer so many suffering years in Mission
                                         and state schools ,where one of the first things
                                         they did with the new Indian Students was cut the
                                         boys' hair so they would look like "refined" white
                                         children. I believe it's called ASSIMILATION Make
                                         the wild heithens tame! Make them be absorbed into
                                         the white stream of life. DON'T ASK THEM! Just do it
                                         It was believed that the Indians did not have
                                         religion,so cram Cristianity down their throuts.
                                         And all Indian tribes had such beautiful spiritual
                                         religion in their every day lives----not just one
                                         day out of the week.
                                         Finally we all Americans are free to follow our
                                         own wishes and choices in life(Lenth of Hair,
                                         Religion or anything else!)
                                         So,Indians,blacks,whites,hispanics and everybody
                                         wear your hair the way you want it out of freedom
                                         of choice not because someone else says so.

                                         Of couse any guy(Indian or White or any other
                                         color who wears his hair to his waist really
                                         turns me on!!!!!
 

                                                 Give me hair down to there ... - Zan, Jun/9/2001 18:22:24

                                              Ain't it a poop that assimilation is still going on ?
                                              I, too, find that whole Christian-conversion schtick
                                              gives me the willies. I won't give to any charity
                                              that helps people in other countries unless they're
                                              non-denominational. (People shouldn't have to give
                                              up their culture and religion -- which in many cases
                                              is synonymous -- to eat and get medical care. How
                                              awful is that !!???)

                                              There are still many professions in the Western World
                                              that have a 'short-hair' policy for men. I think that's
                                              a kind of discrimination that places like Disneyland
                                              and McDonald's enforce. And if a long-haired guy
                                              goes to places like Malaysia and Indonesia, they
                                              strip-and-cavity-search him coming and going.

                                              Still, show me a man with long-hair, particularly down
                                              past his shoulderblades, and I'm draggin' my tongue
                                              on the pavement with all you lot.
 

                                            Giant Babies ... - Zan, Jun/9/2001 18:11:20

                                         Nellie, Nellie --

                                         Most guys (except for Michael and a select few others)
                                         are giant babies. sigh. Hair doesn't change that --
                                         the lack of just reveals their true nature.

                                         This mania for short hair (or no hair) sure feels
                                         like a return to Fifties conservatism to me. sigh.
                                         You'd think the new century would have brought about
                                         advocacy for individualism. What was I expecting ?
                                         The US voted in walnut-brained Bush -- Mr. Stupid
                                         AND Conservative.
 

                                       Zan - oh yeah? - Kiki, Jun/9/2001 20:13:57

                                    Zan you wrote 'As to trocks being hairless -- who said they were ?'
                                    (girl dont' you even go there!) i bet you a bottle of Jack Daniel's
                                    bourbon barbecue sauce, i say you never even SAW a real live trock up
                                    close & personal! *g* what would ya DO with one if you found one any
                                    way?*wink*
                                    Well back to the forge i got an extention from the Viking's leaderto
                                    next thursday for those horned helmets. gotcha Marlene or was it carol!
                                    Kiki
 

                                            Helmets - Carol, Jun/9/2001 22:39:05

                                         Glad to hear you got an extension! Looks like there
                                         won't be an extraction (of your head).
                                         How about taking over some of the brushing duties
                                         of the royal coffures? My arm is getting tired and
                                         that's my tea drinking arm. You don't want to see me
                                         die of thirst do you? I could use a cucumber sandwich
                                         right about now, too.
 

                                            Re trocks and things that go bump ... - Zan, Jun/10/2001 00:26:40

                                         Glad you got an extension on turning out those horned
                                         helmets !! Too bad in a way -- I'm doing backflips
                                         imagining Michael with his hair all flat and silly
                                         from being jammed into one of those things !!
                                         (It was Carol, by the way who said the shipment hadn't
                                         come through. Think she didn't want to work with
                                         you at the forge. LMAO)

                                         And I've seen plenty of trocks ... sure I have !! I've
                                         seem 'em up close and personal as it gets, I tells ya.
                                         If I found one just laying around on its lonesome, I
                                         put back with its friends ... well to begin with,
                                         anyway. See -- there's so many uses for trocks, I'd
                                         be spoiled for choice. Guess you better put that
                                         barbeque sauce in the mail, Girl !!
 



 

Princesses ?

               Author: Zan , Jun/9/2001 20:05:33

                What's been happening with you women ? And Sonja --
                don't tell it's been all about wallpaper !!
                Frankly, I've been longing for sandwiches all week !!
 
 

                  Hog Tied - Marnie, Jun/10/2001 01:02:14
                    Homepage: Greyland

                     Hey, it's hard to get at a computer keyboard when you are gagged
                     and drugged and tied up ....which is pretty much how you guys have
                     us (though I believe Sonja is actually being held captive by a band
                     of marauding house painters *g*...No ...really!). We've been sitting
                     back ...waiting to be rescued ...and rather enjoying watching all
                     the madness unfold!!
                     ....Don't suppose someone could scratch my nose, huh?
                     Marnie:)
 

                             Poor hog ... tied - Zan, Jun/10/2001 14:28:59

                          Well, hey Girls --

                          You're not drugged any more !! Michael sent Carol
                          to help you two get gussied up. Kiki tried to co-opt
                          me and Carol, but Carol (the heartless woman) sent me
                          off to bathe Harold and get information out of him
                          about his plans, all to prove my loyalty!!

                          Before I went, I did two things: 1) I told you (you
                          had woken up and I untied you) that Michael had been
                          left behind by Marlene and Mangua; you sent one of
                          your contingent to fetch a horse for our Lord Hi-Grender
                          (whom Carol had been planning some alone time with!);
                          2)I took Carol's hairbrush (she had been working on
                          you two's coiffures) so she could take up a sword
                          instead (once she got finished helping Kiki with the
                          horned helmets); I intended to use the brush on Harold
                          ...

                          Kiki said Carol and I should get our lazy duffs over
                          to help her, but I assured her that we didn't have lazy
                          duffs: I had given Michael the shoulder rub of a life-
                          time, handed out warm, fresh trocks and tea, then gathered
                          up my stuff to go back and free Harold from under all
                          those animal skins, then bathe him in an effort to
                          get information; Carol had been sent by Michael to
                          revive you two and ... well, she was getting tired of
                          doing hair.

                          Anyway, Carol said the shipment of horns had been held
                          up. Luckily Eric was feeling in a pretty good mood
                          after I had rescued him from the drink (Nellie threw
                          him overboard by mistake, thinking he was Harold) and
                          then massaged his big, muscular body (too hairy for
                          my liking, though) with warm oils while plying him
                          with mead and a platter of hot trocks. SO, he gave
                          Kiki an extension until Thursday on weapons and helmets.

                          That's the state of affairs for the moment... as far
                          as I know, that is. Carol may be planning something
                          else devious (*g*) to get Le Magnifico (or whatever
                          that is in Viking-speak)to herself. We ALL know very
                          well that His HI-NESS may only be with princesses !!
                          Don't know what that woman is thinking !!
 

                                  totally confused thanks to Zan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Kiki, Jun/10/2001 17:41:25

                               now Zan's got the story& me totallly messed up. Well while she's summing up
                               the story i've got helmets to finish & now a new order for 1000 Viking
                               sword's by Friday. The Hi-Vi him self asked me nice so i can't say no
                               right???
                               my work is never done. and you slugs arent' helping me one bit. all you talk
                               about is bath & massage& trocks,i've been working so hard at the forge.
                               havent' had a bath or a good meal in a week. At least I'm doing something
                               USEFUL for THE CAUSE. (What IS the cause anyway zan has me so
                               confused!!!!) Send 1 of those strong young viking guy's to give me a masage i
                               need it bad my muscles are so sore.
                               Kiki
                               p.s. jack Daniel's bbq sauce on moldey haggus is pretty good to......!!!
 

                                       Sick puppy ... - Zan, Jun/11/2001 01:02:22

                                    Kiki -- what am I to do with you ? First you confuse
                                    kilts with skirts, now you're confused by the storyline.
                                    I'LL send one of those long-haired Viking lads that
                                    I've personally trained to give you a long overdue
                                    massage, Woman !!

                                    But please -- go have a sauna and wash first, loosen
                                    those muscles up !! I'll have the boy bring you food
                                    to eat while having a massage. (Promise -- no haggis
                                    or cucumber sandwiches. Like some mead, as well ?)
                                    You'll work better once you're refreshed, you know !!

                                    Calling us names, like "slugs", and telling us our
                                    duffs are lazy will not make us move in your direction,
                                    I can tell you. If you ask the princesses nicely, I
                                    bet they could spare some of their very fit lot of
                                    men to help you out, let you have a bit of a break.
                                    So be NICE, okay ?

                                    As soon as I have some definite information from Harold
                                    the Scabby (currently being washed and spank ... having
                                    his hair brushed), I'll be back ...
 

                                            ok i give up Zan - Kiki, Jun/11/2001 11:52:21

                                         hmmmmph, better watch my p's and q's around u Zan!!! *g*!! Once
                                         i see you girls voluntering to help at the forge my opinion (& snide
                                         comment's) may change!! But yeah PLEASE send over 1 of those
                                         hunky Viking boy's to do the heavy lifting f/ me?? If he can get
                                         my sauna to work that would be real nice too!! as for the
                                         princesses (psssttt,i heard they're imposters!!!)I dont' think any
                                         nicey-nice asking on my part will do ANY good,they're the ones
                                         who put me at hard labor in the smithy shop any way!!! i dont'
                                         deserve this, i am sweet & good.
                                         ((wait till those viking's see me all clean and dolled up after my
                                         bath, they;re gonna drop like flies. wonder if one of the brave
                                         leader's will fall madly in love w/me? okay Zan i know, i've been
                                         drinking to much mead, must be a little tipsy!!!))
                                         Kiki, overworked,sweaty & underfed
 

                                                 Cucumber sandwiches ... - Zan, Jun/11/2001 22:30:14

                                              Why, Kiki, you poor thing !! Didn't realise you
                                              are a "good girl", but you must know that no good
                                              girl goes unpunished ?!!

                                              Still a bath and a massage will help the sweaty and
                                              tired situation. Sorry -- don't have a Viking boy to
                                              massage you, darlin', only some Michael-vaguely-lookalikes.
                                              Will one of those do ? Oh yeah -- had Myc (your sauna
                                              and massage guy) fix your sauna for you, so no excuses
                                              now not to get squeaky.

                                              Now if you're hungry, I've been instructed by the
                                              princesses (who have excellent credentials -- saw
                                              them myself) to tell you that the national dish has
                                              not changed from cucumber sandwiches and Earl Grey
                                              Tea. However, there is a bit of variety with hot
                                              trocks and muffins, and for the purposes of this story
                                              mead to drink ... occasionally: can't let you get
                                              tipsy too often or you'll never finish those swords
                                              and helmets, eh ?

                                              Oh yeah - princesses do NOT work, except at making
                                              cucumber sanwiches and tea, and making the Lord Hi-
                                              Greylander happy.

                                              Now don't get too greedy about getting one of those
                                              Viking leaders. I'm giving Myc -- isn't that enough
                                              to suit you for awhile ? He's very, very sweet and
                                              obedient... almost like a big, friendly dog, really
                                              ...
 

                                  Hanky panky, Harold gets a spanky! - Carol, Jun/11/2001 03:46:49

                               Meanwhile back at Harold the Scabby's lair, Zan has been
                               able to perk up Harold. It seems Harold has found the
                               love of his life in Zan. (That girl really knows
                               how to use a hairbrush!) He tells her that he is to
                               kidnap the princesses to force 'Michael the Magnificent'
                               into a trap. That's where he will get in good with
                               'Eric the Red' to gain the lands that he wants.(Little does
                               Harold know that the land is really swamp land in Florida)
                               Poor Harold- not only is he scabby but he's not too
                               bright either. Even though Zan has warmed up to him
                               a little, after all he smells better now. He makes
                               the grave mistake of smiling. Uh-oh Gingivitis, only
                               two teeth are visible. He uses one tooth for ripping
                               meat off the bone and the other to chew.
                               Zan has to think of a way to warn Michael which I'm sure
                               she's scheming up right now!
 

                                       What !!?? the .... - Zan, Jun/11/2001 22:47:32

                                    (Carol -- do you sit up nights thinking of terrible
                                    things to do to me, or does this inclination for
                                    torture come spontaneously !! :-O ... Okay, then --
                                    here's what happens next...)

                                    Zan calls in an emergency dentist, who constructs
                                    dentures that look remarkably like MG's REAL teeth !!
                                    While that's being done, she whips up soft, purple
                                    velvet and doeskin clothes for Harold and replaces his
                                    cracked old boots with new, black, waterproof numbers.

                                    She noticed that once she got the dirt and scabs
                                    off Harold (which were old in any case, just hadn't
                                    fallen off) and replaced his teeth AND washed his
                                    long, brown hair, he was nearly a sight for sore
                                    eyes !!

                                    While he ate cucumber sandwiches, hot trocks and sipped
                                    Earl Grey(eyes)Tea which she had prepared for him with
                                    her own hands and for which he was remarkably grateful,
                                    she barely heard a word he was saying about the
                                    princesses and land somewhere down south, 'cause he
                                    kept smiling in her direction and patting her on the
                                    ... shoulder ...

                                    (Guess I borrowed the brush for nothing, Carol !!)
 

                                            Re: What !!?? the .... - Carol, Jun/12/2001 02:22:10

                                         Zan, you are waaay too kind to Harold. This borders on
                                         giving aid and comfort to the enemy. You better be careful
                                         you may be brought up before the high command. You
                                         were only on a spy mission, REMEMBER, not a makeover for GQ
                                         magazine.
                                         Meanwhile back at the forge....
                                         We discovered that the bench you used to give Michael
                                         a massage has an imprint of the Magnificent ones body
                                         in it. (Kinda like the Shroud of Turin thing)Only a god
                                         could do such a thing.(Or you've got some strong arms,GIRL!!)
                                         The princesses have actually done something besides drink tea
                                         and eat cucumber sandwiches.They sewed the prettiest little
                                         velvet cover for the bench and put it in the corner.
                                         Made a little shrine out of the thing. It's really
                                         something to see.
                                         Kiki has me working the bellows and helping out hammering
                                         the helmets. If there's one thing I hate it's slaving
                                         over a hot forge all day. And you thought you had it bad
                                         having to give poor Harold a bath!
                                         All we heard from the 3M's is that while they were out
                                         in the meadows they found some gooey substance and invented
                                         Scotch tape and post-it notes. It's going to be a long night
                                         thinking up where this story is gonna go, and no trocklets
                                         in sight.(sigh)
 

                                                 Trocklets galore !! - Zan, Jun/12/2001 16:55:46

                                              "Imprint of the Lord Hi-Greylander", huh ? Didn't
                                              know the ladies had needlework skills. Knew Marnie
                                              was artistic, but not crafty !! ;-} Well, we need
                                              a new shrine in Greyland. Wonder which province it'll
                                              be located in ? Since I made the imprint massaging
                                              Michael, think it ought to go where I live -- Hero!

                                              As to bathing Harold not being such a bad job, those
                                              dried and crusty scabs were, frankly, disgusting to
                                              remove. And when he smiled up at me with those two
                                              teeth of his and breathed that rotten tooth smell into
                                              my face ... Yeech !! Nearly hurled in the bath water.
                                              Couldn't go on trying to deceive him convincingly
                                              without getting the dentist in to fix him up, now could
                                              I ? And REALLY, he had to have some new clothes --
                                              his old ones were ... practically standing up by
                                              themselves, they were so caked in crud !!

                                              So...so...I'm not being disloyal to Michael; I just
                                              needed another interest in life, that's all !! Now,
                                              I'll be ... returning to the princesses to ... report ...
                                              something ... or other ... probably ... maybe ...
                                              Know one thing, though -- won't be working over a
                                              hot forge any time soon !!

                                              (Here's something for you to eat, Carol -- nice hot
                                              trocks and a bucket of milk to give you the energy
                                              to keep on working with Kiki. *g*)

                                              (MARLENE -- where are you ? We need you to carry us
                                              forward a bit !! Besides -- I happen to have an
                                              entire platter of cucumber sandwiches just waiting
                                              for you. There's a fresh pot of tea, too !! Join us,
                                              eh ?)
 

                                                      Re: Trocklets galore !! - Carol, Jun/12/2001 22:29:51

                                                   Zan, I never doubted your loyalty for a minute.*g*
                                                   I wish Marlene would tell us what she's
                                                   been doing out there with Magua and Michael. She's
                                                   been awfully quite. Hey, you don't suppose???? Naw,
                                                   she's probably honing her battle skills.

                                                   Thanks, for sending over the trocks and milk! The
                                                   delivery guy was a hunk! I now have a reason
                                                   to smile again.:) Hey, where's my hair brush? I need
                                                   it back, quickly! Can you have the same guy bring it
                                                   to me!? He has the cutest dimples. I think he said his
                                                   name is Hans.

                                                   The princesses have been in front of the mirror
                                                   practicing
                                                   their curtseying and greeting skills. Nice line of
                                                   work...Huh?
                                                   I think they're getting pretty tired of hanging around
                                                   a forge.
 

                                                           Trying to Recover!!! - Anon, Jun/13/2001 14:52:22

                                                        Thanks Carol for thinking of me.
                                                        I was sending my idea on Viking Saga and was cut

                                                        off from my server. Lightning struck and burnt
                                                        me
                                                        out or at least my PC. When I'm back in
                                                        operation
                                                        I'll have another Viking thing.

                                                        By the way just read Michael's plans to keep his
                                                        short hair cut. Think I'll cry BUT--- ALL OUR
                                                        GOOD
                                                        WISHES FOR HIS FUTURE ROLES----RIGHT
                                                        ????
                                                        SEE YEA! Marlene



 
 
 

Howdy

               Author: Sonja, Jun/11/2001 06:51:17

                *Sonja peeping out from a pile of old 'smelling-of-dog-pee' carpet underfelt, hair and nose
                covered in wall-paper remover and paint*

                Howdy all...got a few things I have to sort out here in my mansion in Delchany
                Province...renovations are such a drag, but guess they GOTTA be done every now and then!
                *sigh* Hey but wait a minute....I'm supposed to be trussed up to a pole next to Marnie
                awaiting rescue am I not? And for goodness sake will someone scratch Marnie's nose...she's
                driving me nuts twitching it!! *g*

                Hey Kiki...good to have you pop in again....like 'old times' 'ey? And NO..we will NOT be
                changing the Greyland National Dish from the Royal Cucumber Sandwich, to the 'Veggie'
                burger!! LOL!! (hmm...but maybe we'd be more inclined to if you'd just scratch Marnie's nose
                for her!!)
 
 
 
 

                        Re: Howdy - Marnie, Jun/11/2001 19:36:11
                    Homepage: Greyland

                     Kiki may scratch my "Royal" nose ...providing she puts down the red-hot pincers first
                     ...feeling a bit of "Man in the Iron Mask" kinda trepidation coming on!!
                     Talking of things Michael (yes, I know I digress) but I see there's a little news about
                     "Till the End of Time"....
                     "Linda Fiorentino says the producers of the now defunct biographical film project
                     about Georgia O'Keefe ( in which MG was to appear) added explicit nude scenes to the
                     script without her approval. The accusation surfaced in a cross complaint the actress
                     filed in response to a lawsuit from the German studio Art Oko Film, producers of "Till
                     the End of Time". The producers sued Fiorentino in April for five million US alleging
                     she halted production by repeatedly failing to appear on the set. Fiorentiono claims the
                     filmmakers altered the original script to include 'unnecessary, prurient sex scenes
                     emphasizing full frontal nudity' that she refused to perform."
                     Guess there's no chance of it being resurrected now ...pity ....I was kinda looking
                     forward to those prurient sex scenes ...teehee!!
                     Marnie:)
 

                             Prurience ? Did someone mention ...? - Zan, Jun/11/2001 22:56:13

                          sigh. It's always the way, isn't it ? Is this chick
                          ashamed of her body or aren't they paying enough ?
                          What part was Michael playing ?

                          Now you princesses, please read my entry below entitled
                          "Poor hog-tied", and then any entries after that by
                          others and myself. You ladies have been free for
                          quite some time, you know. So Marnie -- you can
                          scratch your own nose without fear of hot pincers !!
                          Sonja -- at least in this storyline, you are NOT under
                          a pile of dog-pee soaked carpet underlay !!

                          (MUST have a hot drink now and retire to my boudoir.
                          Could use a muffin or two before I go ...)
 

                             Til the end of time - Nellie, Jun/12/2001 03:19:32

                          l skimmed thru some of Georgia O'keefe's bio-
                          But she did not go to
                          New Mexico til later life (middle age) and she
                          was married.
                          l figure Michael probably had a small part in
                          it during the New Mexico days.
                          Probably not worth his time anyway.
                          Something better is meant for him.
 

                        Re: Re: Howdy - Kiki, Jun/12/2001 12:09:57
                         Homepage: O'Keeffe

                          I read some where that when she was older she had this young handsome faithfull
                          boy-toy. now i dont' know what part MG was going to play but.....!!!!!!!! how come
                          only the older ladie's get boy-toys why not us??? *wink* Kiki
 

                                  Re Boy toys ... - Zan, Jun/12/2001 16:22:08

                               Nellie -- think you're probably right about the part
                               not being worth MG's time. Guess he had to pay a bill
                               or something, huh ?

                               Kiki -- didn't I send you a Boy-toy yesterday ? Anyway,
                               maybe at your age, toys are boys and vice-versa, eh ?
                               *g*

                               Georgia always had beautiful young male things around,
                               married, elderly and even when she was unwell. The
                               thing is, she was never very interested in the ...
                               physical side of things. It was more her appreciation
                               of beauty in its many forms.

                               So maybe that actress was right to baulk: it wasn't
                               true to Georgia's life. The producers probably thought
                               they needed to paint her as some sort of sexual predator
                               and exhibitionist to 'sell' the product. sigh. That
                               happens a lot, eh ?
 

                                       TTEOT - Nellie, Jun/13/2001 03:06:41

                                    l would say 3 cheers for Linda Fiorentino
                                    for having dignity, class and self respect.



 
 
 

Questions answered

               Author: Marnie , Jun/13/2001 04:11:57
 

                Hi all,
                MG has answered some of the questions that were sent to him recently ....so go here to the OS
                to check it all out.
                I believe more are to be answered over the next while so keep checking back!!
   Marnie:)
 

                        HAIR!!!!! - Deanna, Jun/13/2001 06:21:04

                     NO plans on having long hair again ...WOW!!!!!
 

                             hair today gone tommorow?? - Kiki, Jun/13/2001 13:16:03

                          i read MG's answer & thought ' more power to him' he's sticking to his guns. he
                          knows this is right for him.
                          Lets' support him.
                          At least now he wont' have hat hair under that fancy horn helmet i'm making him
                          right now at the forge!!!I was up all nite working on it.........
                          Kiki
 

                   Hair ... sigh. - Zan, Jun/13/2001 10:40:20

                     I know Michael will still be the same talented actor
                     and great human being with short hair, but ... Still,
                     my husband keeps his short for the same reason Micheal
                     does (ease of care), and I know how much trouble long
                     locks are to look after (mine's down to my waist).
                     So ... guess we'll just have to see how he goes in
                     these new parts he hopes to attract -- which I'm sure
                     will be brilliant !! Gorgeous is gorgeous after all.
 

                             Waaaaaaaaaah! - Carol, Jun/13/2001 12:33:29

                          Yep, no doubt about it, Michael is gorgeous! Still
                          I feel a little bummed out that he's not planning to
                          grow his hair back.

                          I think I need a double plate of chocolate trocklets!
 

                                  Trocklets .. - Zan, Jun/13/2001 16:03:30

                               Why, here's some for you -- specially made ... uh ..
                               hot ... uh -- chocolate-covered, even ... so ... uh ,,
                               here -- nibble these, console yourself about Michael's
                               hair ...
 

                                       Sob,Sob....Sigh... - Carol, Jun/14/2001 01:28:57

                                    Fanks fer de shrocklets. (that means Thanks for the
                                    trocklets)Sorry, my mouth was full. I feel so much
                                    better now.(sigh)



 
 
 

tweet tweet!!!

               Author: Nellie, Jun/14/2001 03:34:27

                So Michael's wife gave him the bird!!!

                Michael comes in from a days shooting
                and hollers "Lucy, l'm home"

                (if anyone wonders why l said this
                go to the updates page)
 
 
 

                        Lucy wanna cracker??? - Sonja, Jun/14/2001 06:11:23

                     *g* Ah, a new addition at the Greyeyes home! Probably just as well its a bird, what with
                     Michael's allergies! *g*

                     So now we have to decide....does the Hi-Greylander get given a Cockatiel??
                     Hmmm...would probably put Havoc's nose somewhat outta joint, ey, Marn? Or *gulp*
                     Havoc could be found with a sheepish look on his face and several gobby-gooey
                     'exotic-bird' type feather's sticking out of his chops!! Aaaaaagh!!
                     LOL! Methinks we need a Royal Keeper of the Cockatiel : Assignment: Protect Lucy
                     from Havoc!!
 

                             WOW - Carol, Jun/14/2001 12:05:03

                          Read update, so Michael was in my backyard so to speak.
                          So near and yet so far.(sigh) I hope he enjoys the bird, they're
                          kinda messy though. "Hey Lucy you got some splainin
                          to do!!"
 

                             Position open!! - Marnie, Jun/15/2001 07:28:44
                         Homepage: FAQ 4

                          Yup ...we'll definitely need a volunteer to be "Keeper of the Cockatiel"
                          ...otherwise Havoc is quite willing to take the job!! He has the perfect place picked
                          out to keep her ...um ...safe!! teehee!

                          (He'll just love her ...and squeeze her...and play with her.....*g*)
                          Marnie:)
 

                                  Re: Position open!! - Carol, Jun/15/2001 11:54:54

                               The last time I volunteered to clean up after an animal
                               (company cat) it adopted me. I am cleaning up after
                               my sister's three cockatiels. Yuk! Bart (her dog) liked the
                               picture of Havoc very much. Bark, of approval!Bark!Bark! Arf Arf!

                               If MG's role in 'Sunshine State' is of Billy Trucks
                               does that make him a trucklet?
 

                                       Trucklet?? - Sonja, Jun/16/2001 08:05:32

                                    Oh Carol!! ROTFL!!!! Thanks for giving me my morning chuckle.
                                    ('Trucklet', indeed!). Oh my!! *holding my sides which are splitting from
                                    laughing!*

                                    As for Havoc..."Bad dog!! Drop Lucy this minute!! DROP her, I say!!!"
                                    *g*
 

                                            Yeah, trucklet! - Carol, Jun/16/2001 19:04:02

                                         A little chuckle for your truckle!
                                         I've run dry on the viking saga..HELP!
 

                                  cartoon - Kiki, Jun/15/2001 12:41:47

                               Marnie that cartoon is just G*R*E*A*T!!!! you're so clever!! Kiki
 



 
 

A possible ending ...

          Author: Zan , Jun/18/2001 18:30:42

                Think it's time to wind up the Viking thing and move
                on, eh ? So, this is how I see it. (If anyone wants
                to fill in details so we have a 'complete' story, please
                go right ahead.)

                Michael the Magnificent sends word to the princesses
                by carrier cockatiel (that's right -- it's LUCY !!)
                that Harold's men have been routed. (Which in any
                case wasn't too hard to do, since most hadn't been
                paid in months, were hungry and lonely, and quite
                frankly, needed employment that wasn't so demoralising.
                [Being regularly defeated by big Vikings and their
                supporters is bad for morale !!])

                Kiki throws down her hammer in disgust -- and there
                she was nearly finished with the order from Erik, too.
                She faces off with Erik (who likes a woman
                with strength AND sassiness); they end up in a huge
                ... um ... wrestling match, from which Kiki emerges
                triumphant and much, much richer. She takes off with
                the toy-boy Zan gave ... uh ... sent her, as well as
                her forge and tools, and goes to live in the Florida
                Keys where she founds a chain of taverns specialising
                in mead and general Viking fare.

                When Marlene arrives back in the Viking Village, Erik
                sees her in a new light: she's the warrioress femme
                fatale of his dreams: strong, beautiful, intelligent,
                funny and able to drink him under the table ... Plus
                she's willing to muck in with the best of them when
                it comes to fighting, working and ... loving. He
                sets out to court her big-time. (She's still trying
                to make up her mind ... Mainly because Mangua has
                gone all love-sick and follows her around like a
                bear on a leash.)

                Nellie's decided the cold and snow isn't her idea of
                heaven, and so has decamped to a Southern
                fifedom called Michaeldom (visited frequently by the
                Lord Hi-Greylander himself) where she spends a lot
                of time in a hammock slung between two coconut palms
                right on the beach. She's writing her masterpiece,
                soon to be published in Greylands.

                Carol packed her brushes and trocklet-making gear
                and headed back to Florida with one of Zan's Michael
                clone-boys. She has set up a business called "Organic
                Foods and Whole-massages", which includes a tea
                shop where she serves hot trocks to international
                acclaim. (Kiki and she visit each other frequently.)

                The princesses were last seen in Michael's wake as he
                headed South, as well, to find his family of origin.
                He was planning a longish visit in Greylands before
                moving on. And as we all know, wherever Michael goes,
                there go the princesses (and now Lucy, too ... when
                Havoc isn't keeping her 'safe' in that secret spot of
                his, that is).

                Harold decided to give away the Viking business, especially
                now that it seems his papa would remarry and produce
                more heirs for him to squabble with. He was tired
                of hiding out in distant places, getting dirty and
                staying that way until eventually nobody would come
                near him because of his smell and those festering
                boils.

                Now that he has new teeth and really spiffy
                clothes, not to mention the fact that he sports the
                aroma of aromatic oils, he's headed South to some
                big cities where he's gotten modelling jobs with
                magazines like GQ. Because of his title as Prince,
                he's the toast of the Jet-Set, persued by many rich, fabulously
                gorgeous women (who often tell him he smiles just
                like Michael Greyeyes).

                Zan's gone back to Greylands where she continues to
               give massages to the Lord Hi-Greylander as required
                (have aromatic oils, will travel), and also trains
                newcomer men in the arts of massage and aromatherapy,
                as well as how to prepare trocks, cucumber sandwiches
                and muffins for the women dwelling in Michael's kingdom.
                She'd like to write an opera for Michael ... but
                that's another story.

                (For heaven's sake, someone pass me a fresh cup of tea
                and a trock !! I'm parched and hungry with all this
                writing.)
 
 
 

                        Re: A possible ending ... - Carol, Jun/19/2001 00:10:09

                     Gadzooks lassie!!! *g* Why did ye not write a few words?
                     Do you still have fingerprints?

                     And they all lived happily ever after.
 

                             Re: A possible ending ... - Deanna, Jun/19/2001 04:59:35

                          OR do you STILL have fingertips.
 

                          Could be they both rode off into the sunset.
 

                             Re WRITING ... full-stop .... - Zan, Jun/20/2001 01:03:45

                          Well, gee ... I mean ... I ... um ... that REALLY was
                          just a short bit compared to what I USUALLY write on
                          other projects. Too much, huh ?

                          Can't say I'm sorry, though, 'cause participating in
                          these story thingies has broken a serious writer's
                          block I've had for at least a year and a half.
                          (My supervisor at uni. was despairing of my ever finishing
                          the thesis. I was despairing 'cause I haven't written
                          anything for myself for closer to two years !! This
                          is tantamount to death for a creative person who expresses
                          herself in that way.)

                          So anyway, we're now to free to move on, eh ? If I
                          had to look at one more hairy Viking, I was gunna
                          hurl !! Never used so much wax in my life as I did
                          in those camps and villages; I found it all so
                          objectionable. At least our Lord Hi-Greylander wasn't
                          /isn't hirsuite !!
 

                                  Re: Re WRITING ... full-stop .... - Carol, Jun/20/2001 22:07:28

                               I enjoyed every word.

                               Get ready for a ride into the new frontier. Looks
                               like Marnie's gonna take us for a fly on the WTS.Wheeeee!
 

                        Partched throat after that!! *g* - Sonja, Jun/19/2001 05:15:18

                     Wow....well done Zan! LOL! Well 'ended off'!!! You sure DESERVE a good cuppa char
                     after that m'dear!! *Sonja slurps her tea from the saucer...Zan shakes her head in
                     disgust. "Can't take her anywhere!"*

                     OK, so who's going to start a NEW tale? How about our old staple "Twas a dark and
                     stormy night...." ? No? OK, let's see.....

                     "The tall, lean muscled Vulcan (who looked amazingly like someone we know as the
                     Hi-Greylander....except this guy has pointed ears!) stood at the bridge of his speeding
                     ship and stared out at the Cosmos. He knew he HAD to find the long lost Federation
                     Star Ship 'Voyager' before the Evil 'Nark' found it first, and blew his sister, who was
                     an officer aboard the lost ship, and all its crew, into oblivion!.......

                     Any takers? Hmmm....and BTW, don't we have another ST story in the pipe-line
                     Marnie? Marnie??!! Ummmm, anybody seen Marn? She's taken off with the beginnings
                     of an Andy Mooseheart/Star Trek story, and WON'T SHARE!! *bwahh-haa!!*
 

                        plot buster!! - Marnie, Jun/19/2001 05:51:10
                         Homepage: FAQ 4

                          Sheesh ...can't tell you nuthin' without you blurting it all over the web, sigh!
                          Teehee ...s'coming ...s'coming ....but as I recall someone has had me rather busy the
                          last few days fixing pics and computer problems ...where's my Super Marnie
                          outfit when I need it?
                         Marnie:)
                          PS read a rather cute quote on a Sherman Alexie/Smoke Signals page in reference
                          to casting the film,
                          "Indian actors were eager to take part. ''We had our choice,'' Alexie said.
                          ''Michael Greyeyes,who's had lead roles in movies like 'Crazy Horse,' came in for
                          three lines. He said, 'That's all right, I just want to be a part of it.'''
                          ...and we're all glad he was, huh?
 

                             Startrek? - Nellie, Jun/19/2001 18:41:44

                          Hey how about Andromeda-- you know the one with
                          the 6'4" Nietzschean with the loong hair, Tyr Anazasi
                          Put him at odds with Greyplanet's leader, Pelongris!
                          Rev Bem has big ears if you want big pointy ears!!!
                          Anyone seen this show other than me and Marlene?
                          BTW Marlene is still down due to that electrical
                          hit. She hopes to be back on line before the end
                          of the week.
                          Zan you did great.
                          l'm still at Michaeldom and dream about
                          the days when he was Crazy Horse, Tokalah and Gooch
                          *sings Streisand's Memories-of the hair you used to
                          have*
                          *walks away ducking flying objects*
                          (Sorry l'm having lack of sleep day)
 

                             Destination -- ? - Zan, Jun/20/2001 00:51:03

                          Nellie -- sorry, Girl -- never heard of 'Andromeda',
                          but sounds philosophically interesting if nothing else !!

                          Anyway, Marnie -- seems like a promising tack to
                          follow once you have it nutted out to your satisfaction.
                          (And I hid that damned outfit, Marnie -- it was
                          getting a bit on the nose and up mine, if you catch my
                          drift ...)

                          Sonja -- glad to see you onboard the board !! (Thanks
                          for the tea, by the way: it's blinking cold down here,
                          South of the border/equator !! As to slurping from the
                          saucer -- I usually follow my dog's example and lick
                          it out. It's particularly tasty if there are crumbs
                          from muffins and bits of trocks floating about. Yum!)

                          Kiki -- you sound happy down on Ramrod Key with my
                          former cohort. So, mead was a big hit, eh ? Think
                          you'll be coming into outer space with us ? You can
                          bring your Toy with you, 'kay ?

                          Carol -- what about it: you with us hearty space
                          travellers ?

                          (Need more tea ... and a muffin smeared in honey ...
                          and a nice, hot trock ... sigh ... life is good ...
 

                                  Spaced out? - Kiki, Jun/20/2001 11:41:36

                               hey Zan i'm not a sci-fi fan so i'll pass on this next story line ok? Will lay
                               back under my palm tree waiting for the mead to ferment. ToyBoy/BoyToy
                               is SOOOO sweet to me. if your space ship needs to crash land it can crash
                               on the beach here in the Key's. BT/TB is a good mechanic (he's fixed all my
                               spare parts TEE HEE! i mean the spare parts for the mead vats, i know what
                               you were thinking..........).see ya soon. Kiki
 

                                  Re: Destination -- ? - Carol, Jun/20/2001 21:57:28

                               Count me in! I will brush up on my Ferengi, and Cardashian
                               dialects!
 

                        post card from the Keys - Kiki, Jun/19/2001 12:09:07

                     yes that's why i've been SOOOO quiet lately. Boy-toy is keeping me happy we're
                     building our grass hut on the beach here on Ramrod Key. bussiness is booming these
                     parrotheads love my mead!!!!! oh, BoyToy sweetie come & slather more SPF45 sun block
                     on my shoulder's. Bye girls, love ya, come see us in the KEYS!! luv Kiki
 

                        WOW!!!! GREAT!!!!! - Marlene, Jun/20/2001 14:26:08

                     I just loved your wrap up of Vikings.
                     I'm still here in Modem never, never land. YACK!!!
                     Hope to have my PC up and running maybe today.
                     In the meantime----Greetings to all!!!!
                     Marlene



 
 
 

Skipped Parts

               Author: Jeri, Jun/20/2001 02:51:36

                Just finished watching Skipped Parts. I'm not sure what I was expecting to see,
                but it's not what I saw.

                Ladies...it's a hoot! And Michael...is gorgeous as usual..and funny!

                I won't give anything away, except to say it's certainly a 'different' type of
                movie!
 
 
 
 

                        What? - Nellie, Jun/20/2001 03:09:33

                     Well it's not out for another week. how did you get
                     to see it so soon????????????????
 

                             Re: What? - Jeri, Jun/20/2001 12:13:14

                          Wow, that's strange! The movie was released here in Canada yesterday, both in
                          VHS and in DVD. I just assumed that it was released everywhere on the dame date.
 

                          Jeri
 

                        How????????????? - Kiki, Jun/20/2001 11:35:52

                     Jeri how'd you get to see it so soon i ordered mine from amazon it's not here yet!!!!

                      i'm SOOOOO jealous girl!
                     So tell us about that bathtub scene we're like dying to know. Kiki
 

                             Hank, Lydia and the Moose, a.k.a. 'The Bathtub' Scene - Jeri, Jun/20/2001 12:29:52

                          I really don't want to give a whole lot away about the movie, especially if you
                          guys have to wait another week to see it.

                          I think what surprised me about the movie was that I was sort of expecting something
                          along the lines of SWCH, at least in the love scenes. You know, that raw, sensual
                          passion that we all love about Michael. That's not there in Skipped Parts.
                          Don't get me wrong...Michael's sexy as hell in the movie, but heck, it'd be darn near
                          impossible for him not to be.

                          The love scenes in this movie are more playful than sensual. There is a bathtub
                          scene, and yes, there is a moosehead, but no passionate tussles in the soap bubbles.
                          It was just Hank and Lydia taking a bath together and her son walks into the bathroom
                          and finds them there. LOL..Hank (Michael) looks decidedly uncomfortable to be found in
                          such a situation, but it doesn't seem to bother Lydia or her son one bit.

                          So, I was a tiny bit disappointed that there was no passionate embraces in the bathtub,
                          but hey, Michael wasn't hard to look at, ya know? WhooooHooooo!
 

                          Jeri
 

                                  Thanx Jeri but... - Kiki, Jun/20/2001 13:34:47

                               ....but how'd ya manage to see it before the rest of us?? loved your description, thanks. PS can
                               we all have a pajama party at your house & watch your DVD??? Luv,Kiki
 

                                       pajama party at Jeris' tonite - Kiki, Jun/20/2001 13:42:44

                                    sorry Jeri just read your other message. okay everybody Canada's real nice this time of
                                    year. bring your sleeping bag's & flannel pj's f/ the party at Jeri's tonite!!! I'll bring
                                    plenty of mead. can we roast trocks over the camp fire like marshmello's? (can i bring
                                    BT/TB to keep me warm it gets kinda cold there at nite?)
                                    Kiki
 

                                            LOL..Sure! The more, the merrier..... - Jeri, Jun/20/2001 19:36:20

                                         I'm not sure about the roasting trocks over an open campfire (the
                                         neighbours might object), but you may need a little something extra
                                         to keep you warm...it is a tad cool at night here.

                                         Mind you, there is one scene in the movie where Michael, a.k.a. 'Hank'
                                         goes running around in a spiffy pair of baby blue boxers (and nothing
                                         else). That'll warm you up..LOL!!

                                         Jeri
 

                                            Oh thanks! - Nellie, Jun/20/2001 21:17:06

                                              Thanks for the "baby blue boxers only"
                                              We are having a dam heat wave here and
                                              l'm doing my best to stay cool!(Bet he looks cute)
                                              Just like the styles, U.S.is the last to
                                              get them.---er, videos, not shorts!!!!
                                              Marlene said she had asked when she
                                              can expect Skipped parts and the l think she said
                                              they told her around the first week in July. (Amazon)
                                              l order from Big Star and have no idea.
                                              l still think Michael should not have cut his hair.
                                              What happens if he gets offered a big part in major
                                              film where they want him looking like he did as
                                              Crazy Horse. Will he turn it down because he'll
                                              have to wear a wig?? after all, look what he did
                                              for a pilot just because the wig didn't look
                                              right. Could you cry??!!!!
 

                                                      Re: Oh thanks! - Carol, Jun/20/2001 22:02:20

                                                   The suspense is killing me. Michael in Baby blue boxer shorts
                                                   and nothing else!!! WOW!!! and double WOW!!!
 

                                                           BABYB BLUE BOXERS!!!!! - Marlene, Jun/21/2001 07:18:31

                                                        I got a half working modem but had to react to the
                                                        boxers. ------WOOOW and double WOOOW!
                                                        I can hardly wait for my copy of Skipped Parts.
 

                                                                Jeri!!!!! - Kiki, Jun/21/2001 11:44:50

                                                             Baby blue boxer's, you trying to kill us or something girl?
                                                             that was mean. knowing we have to wait till June 26 when
                                                             its' released down here!!! Hmmm in the mean time maybe i'll
                                                             go over to KMart. & get some blue boxer's at the bluelight
                                                             special for BoyToy to match his blue eyes. & pretend its'
                                                             Hank Elkrunner!!!! Maybe KMart has a special on mooseheads
                                                             for the bathtub, in the Martha Stewart section??? Kiki
 

                                                                     Heya Kiki...sorry about that....*g* - Jeri, Jun/21/2001 14:53:03

                                                                  I just didn't want to give folks the impression that the
                                                                  movie doesn't
                                                                  have it's...err....highlights????, especially after I said it
                                                                  was definitely
                                                                  a different sort of movie.

                                                                  This movie surprised me in so many ways, not just the
                                                                  storyline. The commedy
                                                                  spots come when you least expect them and the
                                                                  interplay between the characters
                                                                  of Hank and Lydia is great.

                                                                  Now as for that moosehead...it's either a sporting
                                                                  goods store or Toys R Us.
                                                                  Hmmmmm...after watching Hank and Lydia...it's gotta
                                                                  be Toys R Us...*giggle*.
 

                                                                  Jeri
 

                                                       LOL...just wait Carol! - Jeri, Jun/21/2001 15:00:19

                                                        ..till you see him in the bathtub!!
 

                                                        Jeri
 

                                                 I agree, but what can we do *sigh* - Jeri, Jun/21/2001 02:53:01

                                                   From the sounds of it, this will be one of the last new films we'll see
                                                   Michael
                                                   with long hair. Michael's gorgeous no matter how long his hair is (or isn't
                                                   as is now the case), but there's just something about that long hair.

                                                   When he first appears in SP, I thought "OMG..no man has a right to be
                                                   that
                                                   beautiful". The hair...the body (I just about hyperventillated watching
                                                   Crazy
                                                   Horse)..the talent. The man has it all and then some.

                                                   It's great to see Michael in a contemporary movie. We'll just have to
                                                   hope that
                                                   somewhere along the way, he's going to get the break into the big
                                                   Hollywood
                                                   projects that he deserves. Right??

                                                   Jeri
 

                                                           Big Hollywood Projects for Michael! - Marlene, Jun/21/2001 07:24:27

                                                        I agree Jeri!
                                                        Hope Michael gets some real big time parts and
                                                        gains stardom. He is so talented and handsome!



 
 
 
 

Vicarious Thrills

               Author: Marnie , Jun/22/2001 02:08:13
               Homepage: FAQ 4

                Hi gals and guys, sorry haven't been around too much ...never mind, if you can't have Marnie
                sightings ...how about some of the Hi-G? Yes, got to see Skipped Parts, which I really enjoyed ...MG
                was, of course, stupendous! Plus I think he'd been working out ...if only to heft JJL up the stairs!!
                Now, ....thought you might like to see a "Small Wonder"....but of what? Hank in the bathtub
                .....*thump* ....Hank in those baby blue boxers? * thump, thump* ...or Hank being rather forcefully
                seduced by JJL?!! Nah, I chose the most vicarious image of all! A man cooking supper! *teehee* (It
                was macaroni and cheese again ...seems to be a bit of a theme with him!LOL) Marnie:)










                *Marnie ducks and runs from the room...*
 
 
 
 

                    Brave Lady!! - Jeri, Jun/22/2001 03:45:57

                     Gee Marnie, you really like to live dangerously huh? LOL!!!

                     Have to agree with you...our Mikey does look rather...ahemm...
                     'buff' in SP eh?? Nice....verrrrrrry nice.

                     Mind you, it's a little hard on little 'ole me. Every time the
                     man takes off his shirt, I hyperventillate...but what a way to
                     go!!!
 

                     Jeri
 

                    Mac & cheese? - Nellie, Jun/22/2001 22:40:36

                     So where else did he cook?
                     was it is Lost child?
                     l remember him washing dishes and clearing the
                     table.
                     Aaww! can't you picture him at home in
                     his baby blue skivvies, cooking macaroni. teehee!!
                     with the cocketiel perched on his head!!!and Nancy
                     in the corner laughing and taking his picture!!
                     l can see it now!!!

                     *really dodging flying objects now*
 

                         Earl Greyeyes Coffee? - Marnie, Jun/23/2001 01:27:24
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                          'Twas in "The Hero" (though he just complained about the food a lot, didn't actually
                          see him cook it)where Frank (MG) and Charlie (Peter Kelly Gaudreault)seemed to live
                          on 'mac and cheese'...and 'Cap'n Crunch' in rootbeer!
                          Hey Jeri, Hank asks a question near the end of the movie ...How many women d'ya
                          think would run up coffee pot in hand?!! teehee
                          Marnie(who'll really be in trouble when the others find out what she's talking
                          about!!LOL)
                          *throwing out the Early Greyeyes tea and putting the coffee pot on ....gotta keep it
                          coming!!*
 

                                  Oh Ya! - Jeri, Jun/23/2001 02:26:54

                               LOL...I know EXACTLY which line you're talking about. Just about
                               choked on my tea when he came out with that one!!! Under most
                               circumstances, he'd be WEARING the coffeepot after a line like that!

                               How'd you like the fit of Lydia's uniform??? LOL...
 

                               Jeri
 

                                       Awright! now...... - Nellie, Jun/23/2001 03:14:59

                                    please stop talking about the movie scenes-
                                    it's hard on us who still have to see it!!
                                    You lucky rascals!!!!!!!!!!
 

                                        Lost! - Marlene, Jun/23/2001 06:52:09

                                         I agree with Nellie! I'm still trying to imagine
                                         the baby blue boxers!
                                         You guys just make us more lost all the time! TEE
                                         HEE!!!
                                         Think I'll check my order on Amazon!
                                         Bye All!
 

                                  boxer's & coffee &mac-chs - Kiki, Jun/23/2001 10:28:58

                               Jeri & Marnie your both SOOOOOO cruel!!! :)
                               cant wait to get my copy next week!!!!! got some blue boxer's f/ BoyToy at
                               kMart & he makes me cappuchino's. but i wanna see Hank instead!!!!!!!Luv Kiki
                               eating left over mac&chs f/ breakfast.......
 

                                   You might be a Michael Greyeyes fan if.......... - Carol, Jun/23/2001 15:58:34

                                    You might be a Michael Greyeyes fan if you camp outside
                                    the video store waiting to buy/rent his latest movie release.
 

                                        Sad, but true.... - Jeri, Jun/23/2001 20:50:58

                                         ..but hey, I wasn't the first to rent the movie in my local store. There
                                         were 4 available to rent (VHS) and I took the last one on the shelf.

                                         So who do you suppose rented the first three on the very first day of
                                         it's
                                         release??

                                         hehehehe

                                         Jeri
 

                              Coffee comment now i get it!!!!! - Kiki, Jun/27/2001 15:48:33

                               Marnie you were driving me nutty as a fruit cake w/your comment about MG
                               saying something about Coffee. NOW I GET IT!! TEE HEE! Never expected to
                               hear him say THAT!!! **wink** Luv, Kiki making a BIG pot of hazelnut java........
 

                                   service with a smile - Marnie, Jun/28/2001 14:23:39
                                   Homepage: FAQ 4

                                    I tell ya, like Jeri I nearly choked...it was just so unexpected!*g* Then I
                                    hooted with laughter imagining a mad dash of women for the coffee pot!
                                    *g*
                                    Marnie
 



 

Cruelty to helpless animals ...

               Author: Zan , Jun/23/2001 17:03:35

                Alright Marnie and Jeri -- enough is enough !! The
                rest of us haven't had an opportunity to see Michael
                cooking, bathing or ... in baby blue boxers, OR saying
                really awful lines. So ... look ... just cut it out
                until we get a chance to see the blinking thing !!

                Meantime -- do private email and stop torturing us,
                'kay !!?? :-{
 
 
 
 

                        Okeydokey...I promise..... - Jeri, Jun/23/2001 20:57:14

                     Just when do you guys get to see it?? I still don't understand why it
                     wasn't released at the same time.
 
 

                     Jeri
 

                        Can't stop me ...nope ...no way!! - Marnie, Jun/23/2001 21:59:43
                    Homepage: FAQ 4

                     Ah well, the old timers know I'm a terrible tease ...and besides ...er ....this is a Michael
                     Greyeyes Message Board (...and we certainly ain't off topic!!)...where, gosh, we discuss
                     his projects and promote the same ...and drive everyone into such a frenzy that they
                     must rush out to buy ALL his videos! Besides which, Jeri and I have both neither
                     'busted a plot' nor given actual dialogue. However ...should you really wish me stop
                     posting 'small wonders' ...I'll consider it. Hhhmm? Nah ...and just to ease poor
                     Marlenes's 'blue boxer' quandary ....here's a teeny-tiny glimpse!









                     Marnie:)(somebody STOP me!!!LOL)
 

                             Oh Marnie, you bad girl--thankyou! - Nellie, Jun/24/2001 02:04:11

                          l saw that picture and l gasped and clutched my
                          chest! "Medics, help!! l'm having a Greyeyes attack!"
                          AY-AY-AY!AY-AY-AY!AY-YA-AY!AY-AY-AY!AY-AY-AY!!!!!

                          *Medics calm hyperventilating Nellie who's gone into
                          a near state of shock due to unexpectingly seeing
                          somthing sooo absolutely magnificent*
 

                             I tried to stop you !!! *g* - Zan, Jun/24/2001 09:17:56

                          But of course, no one listens to little ole me !! ;-}
                          Now you've gone all the way in the torture stakes and
                          put the Magnificent One (in blue boxer shorts, no less)
                          on the messageboard ... Makes me want to start a new
                          story line on Michael as the next middle-weight champion
                          of the Western World ... or something ... that requires
                          him to appear in those blue numbers ... again ... only
                          SATIN this time ... Of course he could always be a
                          surf lifesaver on a beautiful white beach here in Oz
                          saving princesses (and us other mere mortals) on a
                          daily (or hour-to-hour) basis. Ummmm -- mouth-to-mouth
                          resusitation on a regular basis ... Sounds like a plan
                          to me !! (Sydney) Harbour Watch ...
 

                                  Satin Baby Blues - Marlene, Jun/24/2001 22:31:04

                               I'd love to see Michael in sharp satin boxer shorts
                               in the prize ring. Of course not for real(only in a
                               story----wouldn't want that handsome face getting
                               messed up for real)
                               I wonder if his pet,Lucy has learned any words as
                               yet. I think that type of bird could learn to talk.
                               If so Michael and Nancy will probably teach it
                               ballet routines!
 

                                   PS! - Marlene, Jun/24/2001 22:38:27

                                    It was a toss up last night between me watching
                                    Stolen Women Captured Hearts or Crazy Horse!
                                    Crazy Horse won out.
                                    I'll be so glad when my dvd of Skipped Parts arrives
                                    -----I checked with Amazon again----June 27th tru
                                    July 3rd or something like that.
                                    Oh well that will give me time to hitch up the DVD
                                    player
                                    that I got months ago! TEE HEE!
 

                                        SWCH or CH - Nellie, Jun/25/2001 03:33:19

                                         l chose Stolen Women. Love the scene where
                                         she fits the shirt to his shoulders moving
                                         aside that beautiful hair we will never see
                                         again after Skippy, and of course, The Kiss!!!!
 

                                             Hold On Nellie! - Marlene, Jun/25/2001 06:03:01

                                              You never can tell in the intertainment business!
                                              Michael might have to let his hair grow again if it
                                              means a big part(Staring Role)
                                              I loved that scene of Janine moving his hair aside,
                                              also! The final emotional filled ending I could play
                                              over and over and still get moved to
                                              tears!
 

                         LOL...You've done it now Marnie!!! - Jeri, Jun/24/2001 11:08:01

                          ROTFL...if that little glimse of heaven doesn't start a stampede to
                          the local video stores when the movie's released in the U.S., I don't
                          know what will!!!

                          Hmmmmm....think I'll pay another visit to the video store today..
 

                          hehehe

                          Jeri
 

                              Oh! Those baby blues!!! - Carol, Jun/24/2001 19:12:55

                               Thanks, Marnie, what a picture!!! I give it a Baby, Oh baby rating!!!
                               What a tease you are!!!*g* Had to content myself with a rerun of "Crazy
                               Horse"

                               Zan, I like the idea of Michael in baby blue bathing trunks
                               coming to save me. If this be drowning pour another MG video on me.
                               More mouth to mouth, please! I'm not resuscitated yet!
 

                         Note to Marnie! - Marlene, Jun/25/2001 06:18:05

                          THANKS MARNIE-------I NEEDED THAT!!!!!

                          The picture that is!---"WOOF-WOOF" says this wolf!
 

                             ...gulpppppp!!! - Kiki, Jun/25/2001 13:05:53

                          Marnie!!! thats' cruel & unusual punishment dont you know we still have to wait for
                          our copies here????? tee hee
                          Kiki
 
 
 



Did anyone see that episode of millenium?

               Author: Jade , Jun/25/2001 16:44:20

                I was wandering if anyone got to see Stolen Women Captured Hearts& The episode of
                Millenium when it came out? I dont know because I followed the proper time and date
                according to the calander but I missed them. So did they really come out after all?
                Could some informaed fan please inform me? I feel like left in the dark.
                Thank you if you do...
                JADE
 
 

                      SWCH - Marnie, Jun/26/2001 06:03:23
                                         Hi Jade, SWCH was on as scheduled ...several fans saw it ...and a whole bunch of new
                     fans came and signed the petition to have it released on video. Plus the participants on
                     the Lifetime Message Boards were proposing MG for hunk of the month right after it
                     was shown and others just wanted to know who the heck that gorgeous guy was!! It may
                     be you got the channels confused, it was on the Lifetime Movie Network which, I
                     believe, has to be subscribed to and not the Lifetime TV network which is available on
                     regular cable. (Though it has been shown on that too ....just not this time) As for
                     Millennium I don't get FX either so hopefully someone else will know if it was aired as
                     advertised!
                     Marnie:)
 



FAQ's

               Author: Marnie , Jun/26/2001 06:59:27
 

                Hi all you US residents, Enjoy "Skipped Parts" today ...I understand it should be in SOME
                video stores ...so better run to get your copy!teehee
                Also, drop in on the OS (click above)....they have more questions answered. Hey, Nellie
                ...seems you were right about who Lucy is named after!*g*
                Marnie:)
 
 
 

                                      Lucy - Nellie, Jun/27/2001 02:53:47

                     Yep. That's why l said he can now holler
                     "Lucy l'm home!" when he comes thru the door.
                     Maybe eventually they will get a Ricky!!
                     Hey Michael do you know the words to "l Love Lucy?"
                     Sure is my favorite show too.
                     P>S>l have a red cat l named Lucy.
 

                             Mr.ED!!!! - Marlene, Jun/27/2001 04:29:30

                          Seems to me I read someplace that Michael use to
                          watch the reruns of Mister Ed--the Talking Horse
                          series also.
                          Maybe they will get a Ricky someday.
                          They sure do love their "Lucy"
 



 

               Skipped parts FINALLLY!!!!

               Author: Kiki, Jun/27/2001 14:53:13

                got to see Skipped parts last nite & LOVED IT!!!! cant' wait to watch it again,what a great performance by
                MG, one of his best yet. What did you all think?? Luv, Kiki
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

                        Not yet :( - Carol, Jun/27/2001 23:58:45

                     Went to rent SP at my fav. video store. Even though they
                     said they would have it in they have not received it
                     yet, from their distributor. Big disappointment.:(
 

                             Poor carol....... - Kiki, Jun/28/2001 00:17:30

                          Carol i just watched for the 2nd time. hey try seeing the trailor lovescene in slow-mo!!!! *wink*
                          wow MG is SOOOO good in this movie.
                          any body else notice the scene at the kitchen table. Hank & lidia are argueing, there's a loaf of
                          bread & some eggs on the table. Hank gets up all angry& leaves. Lidia is there at the table with
                          the bread but no eggs in site!! Blooper???
                          my cousin's used to live in Wyoming. Xmas they have tons of snow, in the movie they are riding
                          there bikes on Xmas & almost no snow!!
                          yea i know i need to get a life, instead of looking for blooper's!!!
                          Luv, Liki
 

                                  Impatient - Nellie, Jun/28/2001 02:07:44

                               Since the copy l ordered hasn't been sent yet,
                               l called our local video store and sure enough they
                               had just gotten it in so l reserved it. l went over
                               there and as l turned the corner my eye caught the
                               poster- quickly l looked for Michael in the montage
                               -Negative! so no picture and no name. Made me mad.
                               They should have included Michael in the poster.
                               Anyway l am going to watch it tonite.
                               can't wait to see it!
 

                                       SP Cover - Jeri, Jun/28/2001 11:33:38

                                    Hi Nellie,

                                    Yes, I noticed that too. He plays a substantial part in the film and
                                    yet to look at the movie poster or video cover, you'd never know he was
                                    in the film.

                                    I guess to the distributors, he just isn't that well known. (What do they
                                    know huh??..LOL).

                                    So how did you enjoy the film?
 

                                    Jeri
 

                                            SP - Nellie, Jun/28/2001 21:24:22

                                         Well l loved Michael in it. He looked terrific,
                                         (as usual)except for that stupid white hat.
                                         The black one was much better. And his performance
                                         was tops.
                                         Oh that eggs disappearance was very noticable.
                                         Sloppy work in continuity.
                                         l took video back this AM and gal that runs store is
                                         VERY impressed with Michael's looks and performance.
                                         He'll gather a bunch more fans, even
                                         tho the publicity idiots or whatever you call them,
                                         screwed up.
                                         l have always thought it was so ridiculous that
                                         PB got billing over Michael in SWCH. l'd never
                                         even heard of him.
                                         Michael was included in The Lost Child video cover,
                                         even tho' he had a very small part in it.
                                         Go figure!
 

                                What about the rest of us sods ?!! - Zan, Jun/28/2001 02:51:19

                               Asked at my video shop(s) -- they've never even heard
                               of SP !! Some times I loathe living in a city at the
                               bum-end of a continent at the bum-end of the earth !!
                               All I want to do is ... watch our object of devotion ...
                               sort of ... bloopers or not !!

                               Nellie -- I think we should write to the producers of
                               the movie en masse and complain about MG's non-appearance/
                               credit in the film. How blinking dare they !!!
 

                                       GOOD IDEA! - Marlene, Jun/28/2001 05:02:17

                                    Zan, Iagree we must be able to complain to someone,
                                    somehow!!!
                                    I did see the video cover on Amazon---It made me mad
                                    also.
                                    And in SWCH they listed Bergan but not Michael in
                                    advertisements.
                                    Just whose responsible for this outrage?????
                                    Any ideas,Marnie?
 

                                            Mystifying - Marnie, Jun/28/2001 14:00:06
                                                            Well, that would be whomever is working on the promotions and design
                                         ...obviously they haven't figured out what a draw he'd be on the cover. I mean,
                                         he is one of the most photogenic guys I've seen (not that I think he'd be
                                         Quasimodo in person, LOL) but he has cheekbones you could ski down and the
                                         camera just seems to love him. Now you'd think with all that ....plus being one of
                                         the principals it would be a "no-brainer" to feature him ...especially as I think
                                         it would be mostly women renting the film in the first place. Just goes to show
                                         that some people don't know a good thing when they see it! *g*
                                        However with SWCH ....I could not figure out why MG did not have first or
                                         second billing ...I know at that point PB was more well known but MG was the
                                         male lead! It's mystifyng!
                                         Marnie
 

                                     There, there.... - Marnie, Jun/28/2001 14:06:21
 

                                    On the other hand Sonja did get to see "Fallen Knight" first and got to torture us
                                    with snippets!! LOL I think it was in Australia too, before it ever got to North
                                    America. *g*
                                    Marnie
 

                                      Here Neither!
                                      - Marlene, Jun/29/2001 01:43:38

                                         Well I tried to find SP among the new arrivals today.
                                         No luck! They said they won't be getting it in either!
                                         They don't know why! And that's here in Hot Springs
                                         So Dakota!
                                         However I checked my order with Amazon and it went
                                         out today! I'll get it sometime,just don't sabbatage
                                         the boat it's on Zan, as it goes around the horn!
 

                                                 Got it! Saw it! Loved it! - Carol, Jun/29/2001 02:05:16

                                              All I can say is WoooooooooHoooooooooooooo!Michael is very HOT!!!
                                              I tried a few other video stores.I asked the clerk it they
                                              had SP and the kid behind the counter said, "Yeah I just put it out
                                              an hour ago, we've got 3 copies, it's the one with
                                              Drew Barrymore" I said "Yes, and Jennifer Jason Leigh
                                              and Michael Greyeyes." He looked at me funny and said
                                              "Who?" As he picked up the video box we both looked at
                                              the picture and no Michael! His name did not seem to
                                              even be listed on the front!!Unbelievable!!! Anyway
                                              I finally viewed it and Michael is truly Magnificent!!!
 

                                                      ITA..he's even gorgeous when he's playing.... - Jeri, Jun/29/2001 03:09:38

                                                   drunk! Never thought I'd see Michael portraying someone who 10
                                                   sheets
                                                   to the wind.

                                                   That white hat though....!
 

                                                   Jeri
 

                                                          White Hat! - Marlene, Jun/29/2001 04:39:12

                                                        -----and Drunk?????
                                                        I sure wish the mail in the 2001 would be a little
                                                        bit faster. It gets more nerve raking with each
                                                        little bit about SP
                                                        Oh well,they say all good things come to those that
                                                        wait! Michael is worth it!!!!!!!
 

                                                               Skipped Parts - Carol, Jun/29/2001 22:36:57

                                                             Marlene--this movie is terrific!!! Can't wait till
                                                             you see it!The only way they could have made it better
                                                             is with more scenes of MG.I told everybody in work
                                                             about
                                                             it. Some are going to rent it this weekend. I expect
                                                             a full report from them on Monday. LOL.

                                                             I'm feeling sad for our fellow fans, around the world,
                                                             that
                                                             can not view this movie:( Do I need to get my uncle
                                                             Guido after anybody for this tragedy?
 

                                                                     Uncle Guido ? - Zan, Jun/30/2001 04:50:46

                                                                  Yes -- get your Uncle right on this situation ... and
                                                                  the case for having SWCH brought out on video
                                                                  IMMEDIATELY !!

                                                                  I mean, here you guys are seeing this fabulous man
                                                                  doing all sorts of things I'm interested in seeing,
                                                                  and ... and ... kissing ... one of those long, nice
                                                                  ones with plenty of lip ... and ... sigh.

                                                                  Marlene -- sorry, Mate, but if I knew which boat
                                                                  your
                                                                  video was on, I'd be rummaging through the
                                                                  containers
                                                                  as we 'speak,' I'm THAT desperate !! ;-}
 

                                                                White hat .... ummmm ... - Zan, Jun/30/2001 04:54:30

                                                             Yeah -- Marnie put a still of the Big M. on the email
                                                             wearing that number. Took my ... breath ... something
                                                             ... right out of my lungs. You forget just how
                                                             gorgeous the man is, then you see a picture, and ...
 
 
 



               SP : The OS GB *grin*

               Author: Sonja, Jun/29/2001 06:01:08

                All of you gals who are bragging you've SEEN Skipped Parts (SP) *sulk* (LOL), it might be
                an idea to hop over to the OS GB (Official Site Guest Book) and leave an encouraging
                message for Michael there?! *taking a deep breath and trying not to turn green with envy!*

                He does read his messages and everyone likes to hear they've done a good job! So let him
                know how wonderful you thought he is in this movie!

                Sonja *dreaming of the day we will FINALLY get SP here in South Africa* (sigh)
 
 
 
 

                        Great suggestion Sonja! - Jeri, Jun/29/2001 18:29:03

                     I've done just as you suggested...thanks! Is there no possibility of
                     getting Skipped Parts out there?

                     Jeri
 

                             SP in SA - Sonja, Jun/30/2001 08:17:17

                          There's ALWAYS a chance well get 'Skipped Parts' here. I must call our local
                          distributers and see if they have it on their catalogues, and if not, put in a
                          reguest! As Marnie mentioned before, WE got to see "The Minion" (or "Fallen
                          Knight" as it was renamed later) before the American continent! *g* My one and
                          only 'scoop' LOL!!
 

                        RE:SP:The OS GB *grin* - ruth.brown1@ntlworld.com..., Jun/29/2001 19:49:18

                     I agree Sonja,we can't get SP in England either.
                     BOO HOO SOB SOB
                     crying into my Corn Flakes,
                     tearfully yours,Ruth


Ode to Marnie!

               Author: Marlene, Jun/30/2001 05:48:42

                Oh! Thankyou,thankyou,thankyou Marnie dear
                Believe me I am sincere!
                I copied that little boxer gem-came out great
                Up on my pc it goes
                So I can say Goodnight to Michael,each night when
                it's late!
 
 
 
 

                       Odes, Poems, and Tales!! - Sonja, Jun/30/2001 08:20:34

                     Ah 'tis wonderful to see an Ode again....we LOVE odes, other poems, and tall tales in
                     Greyland...keep 'em coming as the inspiration takes ya!!
 

                       Creativity - Marnie, Jul/3/2001 01:14:47
 

                     Teehee ...thanks Marlene. See how creative MG makes us? He's an inspiration all right!
                     LOL
                     Marnie
 



 
 

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