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first just some random things me and my friends have said to each other at one point or another
Robotics is starting again soon so there should be more soon!!
******in my boredom i have completely color coded the list...******
-------Jess's quotes-------
-------Lisa's quotes-------
-------Sam's Quotes-------
-------Justin's Quotes-------
-------Jeanne and Ryan's Quotes-------
-------Erin's Quotes-------
-------Kerri's Quotes-------
-------Melissa's Quotes-------
-------Nick's Quotes-------
-------Chris's Quotes-------
-------Jay's Quotes-------
-------Lang's Quotes-------
-------Crysal's Quotes-------
-------Adam's Quotes-------
-------Combination Quotes-------
You're always picking on that one!-Sam to Justin
Your mom's not a virgin!-Ryan
Aaahhh! It's ringing and vibrating again!-Jess
Why doesn't it stay? It just slides.-Jess
It's bigger than the hole Justin. I need a little one.-Lisa
It hurts to bang.-Jess
What does it do?-Ryan
It picks up balls and shoots them.-Jess in reference to above
My knees hurt.-Jess
That's from all the sliding around you did.-Erin in response to above
He's so easy though.-Erin on Mr. Robinson
Hump the wall, hump the wall, no wait, the lab table.-Lisa
Jeanne fixed it before, she tightened it.-Kerri
We undressed him with our mouse.-Justin
Do the other one.-Kerri
I just can't get up!-Jess
Oww, my knee hurts.-Jess to Justin after he pokes her-Ok that's not my knee.
I didn't know you could fit it all in there.-Justin
I didn't either, I didn't know my mouth was that big.-Jess in reference to above
I'm doin Sparky.-Jeanne
You're putting words in my mouth again! Stop it!-Sam to Justin
I can do it blindfolded now.-Jess to Sam
Before you had trouble with it, I had to show you how to do it.-Sam to Jess
That was to big. I had to exchange it for a 16. But that choked me to I settle for an 18.-Jess
Nothing ever seems to come out of my mouth that isn't sick.-Sam
It's broken. I can tell because it's not going in all the way.-Melissa to Jess
Hey! I'm not that lazy...I'll do it if someone helps.-Sam
I can't do it as fast as you want me too!-Justin
So try harder!-Sam in reference to above
Are you sure that's on straight?-Lisa
I have it down to a science.-Jess in reference to above
I guess he went in a drawer and found it himself.-Sam
I can only do one at a time, if possible. More than one is to hard!-Justin
24? I'm on 24 now!-Jess
See, I got it right, I win-Lisa in reference to above
I could definitely see Miesemer's doing it.-Lisa
I would do it!-Jess in reference to above
.7 or 3/4? What's that?-Justin
You can get up for all of 20 seconds!-Jess to Justin
Just go with me here. Oh come on!-Sam to Justin
Justin, You're not doing it right!-Sam to Justin
You gotta hold it straight maybe.-Crystal
Twist-Push-Pull...that's as far as I'm going.-Jess
Yea, I know, I'm getting there, hold on!-Justin to Sam
You're beating me by two Sam!-Jess
One now!-Justin in reference to above
I think you just put the thing in the tube!-Erin
No! I gotta break it off! Wait, how does this thing work?-Melissa
It doesn't do it right.-Jess
She wants to keep her mouth nice and closed.-Justin
I can't do it accidentally anymore-Justin
I can, that's the sad part.-Jess in reference to above
It won't open!-Jess
I can't do it when my parents are awake.-Jess
We're gonna need another one, the paper's full.-Melissa
Look you knocked over Sam's pile.-Jess
Ahhh! They're blowing away.-Jess
I like it crushed!-Jess
So do I!-Sam in reference to above
Oh my god! Would you stop it!-Sam
Pull it!-Sam
Guys, I don't think I'm on it today.-Lisa
Chew it already!-Erin
Stick the rest in my mouth.-Justin
Either get pliers or put something in her mouth.-Jess
I can't do that many in time. That's a lot.-Justin
They can go in the folder, but someone has to cradle the folder.-Jess
Let's go lock our selves in Miesemer's office.-Jess
Are you gonna suck it out like you did yesterday?-Erin
I'll pay you back for it tomorrow.-Adam to Porsche
I don't hafta be here for you to come.-Sam to Justin
But he doesn't have two nice, big, round things like the real Sam does. I know he has some, but they aren't as nice.-Justin (about Ryan)
Can we do it again? I didn't do it last time!-Sam
There's a Hoover attached to me.-Kerri
Stool Samples.-Justin
What the hell are stool samples?-Kerri
Robots can be on top of other robots for scoring.-Lisa
There are gonna be robot parts all over the field.-Melissa
No other appendages to control?-Nick
The storage containers are the only things that may be launched by the robot.-Lang
Stick it in.-Justin
Take it. I don't want it.-Jess
Now let's go. Position yourselves accordingly on the tables.-Lang
Why is Kerri in the closet?-Justin
She's in there with Miesemer's.-Jess in response to above
Don't open my zipper!-Jess to Justin
I am positioned on the table and I am not getting up.-Jess
People suck.-Jess
Yea, they do.-Kerri in reference to above.-Kerri
I'm trying to melt the ice with my tongue.-Jess
I want sex...right now!-Kerri
I guess a minute isn't long enough huh?-Lisa
That was too big. It's defective.-Lisa
If we do 20 a day for 40 days, that's 800.-Jess
That's normal for me, 20 a day.-Jess
Me and Melissa are gonna take them home too.-Lisa
We'll hafta do 200 at the end in the cram session.-Jess
Don't do that to my leg again!-Lisa
We worked long and hard to get those made.-Jess
I can't chew and quack at the same time! - Lisa
Just Blow! - Jeanne
Let me sit and finish him.... I finished him! - Jess
Would it be hard? - Nick
-------jessica------
Yesterday, I got two fishes that were humping and two that were kissing. -
Look, it's an ass, and a...they go together!
Anywhere you put it, it's out of place.
It's a little tight back here, could we move it out a bit?
Sliding...sliding...getting stuck now.
I could do this with both my hands.
Justin, hurry your ass up.
I'm moving too slow and it's not working very well.
That doesn't work like that!
I'm doing what I'm doing really well.
No!!! Pink on green doesn't work!
It's not a hard object...it's a soft object.
But they'll be on top of each other.
I'm laying down, and once I lay down I don't get up.
'Tis an eraser! *about 10 seconds after we threw it at her*
Chiffanod...roll it and cut into long, thin strips like a joint.
We can do a team, then Southold, then another team, then Southold, etc.
I totally suck you guys!
Maybe we can do Southold all three days Lisa!
Tomorrow we get to bake and eat our cookies and see how much they suck.
It's much better in the summer when it's hot.
Sam was behind me so I couldn't put my head there, then Jeanne and Erin were pushing me out and I fell.
I got my leg stuck. Horizontal, vertical, and parallel. My muscles stretched and it felt good.
I got all relaxed, meditating, and my finger started twitching.
I feel like this top is gonna blow off soon.
Daddy gives out the money (f***, f***, dammit).
I need my dash.
It's sticky now that the covering came off, feel it.
As you can see, I'm clearly not left-handed.
Too many loud noises!
Jeanne has this thing today with bending over and laying on Lisa.
Eeyore's too slow, Piglet's too small, Pooh's too big and Tigger's just too bouncy.
------LISA-----
Ooooh ooooh! Finger! Bad spot! Ooooh ooooh!
You making him squiggle is making me hurt Sam.
Tell Kerri to go screw her button machine.
I'll pinch your ass if you do that again to Jeanne, Justin.
He'll be as good as you soon Jess.
He's gonna have as many little Dashes on the board as you do.
We wanted to attack his head, with the eyes and nose...or just the demented looking one, whichever.
Jeanne has to bail me and Melissa out of her when she becomes President.
Her favorite thing is Clifford, and she's only 7!
She's half an hour early.
--------SAMANTHA-------
It was better than your massage...it put me right to sleep.
It's easier to do when it's wet.
I like playing with this thing, it's really fun.
I don't have to do it...you just did it for me.
Go ahead. Get into it already...oh crap.
I'm putting the cap back, hold on.
It's not supposed to go hit-poke-hit-poke kids.
Ok, I'm up...you happy now?
------JUSTIN------
Yes Sam, I left it in my pants.
So that's where the other half of my kitty was!
I'm getting it from both sides now.
Shouldn't you work in from the corners, instead of Sam in the middle and Jeanne on the right?
Tons of ass-poking pleasure going on here.
----JEANNE AND RYAN----
I don't care what I do, this or that.---Jeanne
Erin's doing good.---Jeanne
Alright guys, Jessica's coming.---Jeanne
The covering came off.---Jeanne
-----ERIN-----
Come on, it's all dribbling down your mouth.
Mr. Bozza, he just peeked his head in.
~Quotes from jessica's party~
I can't reach, my arms aren't that long.
Jock is jocular potpourri.
I can't breathe when you do that.
OK, I can't get back in.
Justin did you use these ones or are they new? Did you tally them?
The amount of people we've fed at this table is amazing.
Let Justin catch up people.
No one EVER eats me!
That was definitely my leg buddy!
She definitely shot it back in her face.
I can't be losing to her!
Guys, you're all screwing me up.
Get off my head.
I'll play with you.
We can't play that without people movers.
Keep him off me, he hurt me last time.
Where the hell are your legs!?
For one thing, it's too short, even for me.
Monkeys in a barrel could work.
It's really little.
If it hurt, it's only because you squiggled.
Chugging Ginger Ale makes it all better.
Everyone'll have 3 and Jess'll have 80,000.
Pull your finger his way and pull hard.
Well next time put your finger here instead of there like I said!
Who does it like that, seriously?
I saw it the other day and it wasn't really black and blue.
Don't worry Nick; he likes it in back.
He can't concentrate on two things at once.
I want the red thing.
What position do you prefer Melissa?
Here down (points) and arms are all I need.
Can I get a stack for me and him please?
I go there once in awhile and see you in there all the time.
That website didn't teach me anything I didn't know.
You should go between her feet so you hold her better Ryan.
But you don't stop when I say so!
I can't get past the part where you use your pinkies.
Damn, it doesn't work anymore.
My back hurts; I've been on the floor for too long.
Melissa, can you do something with the Tor dude?
It's because you're beating her for once.
What should you do in case of fallout?...Reinsert and take shorter strokes.
Oh! THAT blackmale on Kerri.
My pen ran out of ink.
Don't rush me here Jeanne!
Whatever it was, it was big.
I can't keep going!
I think I have 6 Sam.
Tor has a nice poop chute.
If you wanna get wet, that's your business.
Sam! You do have a penis!
Are you hog tying her?---Ryan
Yea Jess, extremely large.---Jeanne
Jess can do the pinky thing.---Jeanne
Put yours in there and turn.---Jeanne
Owww, watch my back please.---Ryan
What color are they, blue or green?---Jeanne
There's a foot in my way of Jess.---Jeanne
Close your mouth and push out on your lips.---Jeanne
Tighter Ryan!---Jeanne
Ooooh, ooooh! Can I do that?
It went down my pants and she wants it.
I wanted to get out but went further and further in.
I love Tor, and his six-pack.
You'll hafta do better than that to even phase me girls.
I guess he isn't hollow after all.
Everytime you use Tor you gotta put a quarter in.
Didn't you tell us it's the other way around?
I'm good at touching numbers!
It woulda been more effective if you tied her arms too.
Don't do it on top of me!---Chris
Now we're being resourceful!---Nick
My shoelaces? NO, use yours.---Nick
Just twist'em to tie'em.---Chris
You should put bleach on it, or light it on fire.---Nick
Whip her good Jay.---Nick
It's so tiny; how'd it eat 5 pounds?---Nick
Please drop that banana.---Nick
You look like Tor when you do that with your eyes.---Nick
Why can't I get more than one?---Chris
Is he hollow?---Chris
Foot in my ass...parents'll think I went to an orgy.---Nick
That looks TOO different.---Chris
Put it back on...I like it.---Kerri
Is it good?...Is it good now?---Melissa
What did Adam say to Eve?...Stand back, I don't know how big it gets.---Melissa
The last time I went over there I got jumped on.---Kerri
But I had 4 people on me last time!---Kerri
Leave his pants alone!---Melissa
I can sit up if someone puts my leg over my head.---Kerri
I need to get out of this area fast.---Kerri
I get the couch!---Kerri
“Fact or Crap”…it’s all crap to me.---Melissa
I'll get them some other time.---Melissa
Squiggling makes everything worse.
Why do you have a game of adult trivia?
How would you describe a quickie?...done in under 3 minutes, duh!---Lisa and Jason
Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?...Um, bad aim?---Sam and Nick
Any color, shape, or size?...Whatever works Ryan.---Ryan and Jess
Sam's beating me....I am not, it's Lisa!---Jess and Sam
1 touch 1, 2 touch 4, 3 touch 2, etc...---Jason/Lisa and game
You girls suck bigtime!...That's why we're girls!---Jason and Lisa
Is it fuzzy?...It is fuzzy; there's no gel in it.---Jeanne and Ryan
I can't get up!...There's no openings? There's gotta be some openings...I thought it'd be easy to get through one of gaps between people.---Kerri, Nick, and Kerri
Oooooh, I wanna play too!---Jason and Ryan
There's a million ways to do it.---Jess
Now I wanna try it.---Melissa
Owww, owww, let go!---Jeanne and Jess
Wait wait! It's still saveable.---Jess
I did it!!---Jeanne
If you want I'll pull it out of my ass pocket.---Melissa
Less ---> more = molest her more---Jeanne/Lisa
When I found him, he was full of water...Sure it was water???---Lisa and Jason
If Tor wants to play I say let him play!...You would!---Nick and Jess
COMBO QUOTES & OTHERS
Lisa and her imaginary clothing... joan/melissa
I made a perfect pound sign...That's 'cause you're a perfect pounder---Justin and Lisa
Is that more comfortable, doing it against the wall rather than the floor?...Yes, very much. Gravity makes it alot easier to do.---Nick and Jeanne
Speak Sam!...Arf!---Justin and Sam
So you start playing animals now?...Well as you get into it, you wanna please the other person so you could make animal noises like 'Arf!'...or when they pay you enough.---Jess, Sam, and then Jess
It's lemonade...It's quite bitter, not like lemonade.---Ashley and Michele
Hang-On Hank and Bucking Billy---woodworking manual
Now just other random quotes
"I don't want anybody's souls. Now your bodies, yes! Alright! In fact, I'd like to fuck about each and every one of you here tonight. I reckon we could make the windows rumble with a little cheap and meaningless sex." - Richard O'Brien
~ If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
~"its not the same with out the pelvic thrust" turtle
~ "Zappo Bacteria" turtle
~"im a band nerd and a nerd, im a band nerd squared" kerri
~ "You can have anything in life for the incy price of your soul, and a butload of pain"- spawn
~Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.-perfect example... robotics
~Anyone who says never say never never tried slamming a revolving door
~"Its just a flesh wound" monty python
~Hello may we have your liver (just sign the little white card)
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Dont rush me im screwing up as fast as i can
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