I saw this hidden option box in Microsoft Word when I hit an unknown key combo.

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The error boxes below started appearing one night after I found an OLD stash of
Purple MicroDot under my couch seats and I tried installing some weird OS2/WaRÞ mouse drivers!

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Of course, by then I'd spotted Elvis in a UFO creating crop circles on my electric football game field, so it rapidly decelerated downhill from there...

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WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger!

WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet - Hurry up

WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file - Lucky You

WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong

WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused

WinErr: 006 Malicious error - America Online found on drive

WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware

WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments

WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God only knows what the hell has happened

WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full - Please un-install America Online

WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Please free up at least 500 MB or un-install Internet Explorer

WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More! More!

WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside

WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened

WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our overpaid developers

WinErr: 013 Unexpected error, huh?

WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Feel free to try anything you can think of

WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed - Thank Bill at bgates@microsoft.com

WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Sorry about that, Chief

WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error

WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate

WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code

WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.

WinErr: 020 Error recording our own error codes - Remaining errors will be lost

WinErr: 042 Virus error - All tasks will automaticly be closed . Virus will be re-activated

WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - Please check stomach contents of all resident felines

WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered - Obviously, you are an idiot

WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep awaiting system to complete boot procedure

WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 666,507,312,583 bytes available

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