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Featuring some of our highways finest.
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Center Line Bovine Tastes real good, straight from the hood. |
$4.95 |
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The Chicken That didn't cross the road. |
$3.95 |
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Flat Cat Served as a single or as a stack. |
$2.95 |
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Full Course Horse When you're THAT hungry. |
$25.50 |
| Chunk of Skunk | $1.95 |
| Smidgen of Pigeon | $1.95 |
| Road Toad ala Mode | $1.65 |
| Shake 'n' Bake Snake | $2.25 |
| Swirl of Squirrel | $1.50 |
| Whipporwill on a Grill | $3.30 |
| Narrow Sparrow | $1.75 |
| Rigor Mortis Tortoise | $6.75 |
| Loin of Lion |
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| Slice of Sloth | $6.60 |
| Shish-Ka-Bobcat | $4.50 |
| Slab of Lab | $2.95 |
| Pit Bull Pot Pie | $1.95 |
| Cocker Cutlets | $3.95 |
| Shar-Pei Filet | $5.95 |
| Poodles 'n' Noodles | $5.95 |
| Snippet o' Whippet | $4.50 |
| Collie Hit by a Trolley | $3.95 |
| German Shepard Pie | $3.95 |
| Round of Hound | $4.95 |
| Deep Pit Bull | $6.50 |
| Carnage Asada | $3.95 |
| Perro Burrito | .79¢ |
| Rack of Raccoon | $3.95 |
| Smear of Deer | $4.95 |
| Awesome Possum | $1.65 |
| Cheap Sheep | .95 |
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Bowel of Owl (Chitlen de Hooters) |
$1.95 |
| Midnight Cowboy | Market Price |
| D.U.I. Delight | $3.95 |
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Wham-Bam Ham and Eggs Special Pirelli processed pig. |
$4.95 |
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Highway Hash Hi-beam creamed (selection varies daily) |
$3.95 |
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Smashed Browns Compact version of Highway Hash |
$4.20 |
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Baja Bow-Wow Huevos rancheros con fido refritos |
$2.95 |
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Mowed Down Ground Round (100% fenderloin) Not too rare, please! |
$5.95 |
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Crepes Corvette Oozing with our special filling! |
$3.95 |
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City Slicker Dead rat - served flat. |
$1.10 |
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Stack O' Cats No more kitty litter. |
$2.50 |
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Flap Jackrabbits Fast and fluffy. |
$3.95 |
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No Brakes Hotcakes We call 'em “Rubber Made” |
$2.25 |
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Offal Waffles All-season radial pattern. |
$2.75 |
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HairBall au Gratin Ok, cough it up! |
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| Short Splat | .95¢ |
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Hushed Puppies (or smushed puppies) |
$1.50 |
| Spoon o' Coon | $1.95 |
| Fork o' Stork | $1.95 |
| Peanut Butter and Smelly Sandwich | $1.50 |
| “Not So Lucky” Rabbit's Foot | $1.95 |
| Malt o' Wheel | $1.50 |
| Snake Flakes | $1.50 |
| Shredded Tweet | $1.25 |
| Mice Krispies | .99¢ |
| Goat Meal | $1.95 |
| Cap'n Kangaroo Crunch | $1.95 |
| Spread of Tread | .99¢ |
| Crosswalk Croissant | .85¢ |
| Great Danish | $1.25 |
| Supra Sausage | $1.95 |
| Sticky Buns | $1.95 |
| Brake O' Bits | $1.50 |
| French Poodle Fries | $1.20 |
• Item availability varies on local traffic volume •
Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? Visit my Undocumented Windows Errors site
A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for oncoming traffic.
