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Knightriderasaurus(ni-ri-der-a-sau-rus)n.-a creature who lives and breathes Knight Rider, reciting all 85 episodes line by line. Wants to always see K.I.T.T. and is willing to do anything to fufill that need. Knows that K.A.R.R. is no ordinary car and that Goliath is a truck, not a 20 ft oaf. Seeks to justify going 150 mph and breaking speed limits in order to stop criminals. Always wants to turbo boost and use super pursuit mode, but never for fun. A dedicated fan to the end. Recites the motto "One man can make a difference" every chance it gets.
KRAA Contest
You can now join Knight Rider Aholics Anynomous by donating 20 Knight Rider dollars.
You will be entered into a drawing:
1st place wins you an all expense paid trip to interview David Hasselhoff, who has stated he will only answer Young and The Restless questions during the interview. Please no Knight Rider or Baywatch questions, he's heard them all. Second runner ups get a blow up doll of Ann Turkel with life size characteristics such as breasts and lipstick. Third runner ups get to drive one of Knight Registries cars and go head on with a real life size Goliath(http://www.richiescustomgoliaths.com). Good luck KITT, you are going to need it (and whoever the lucky driver is) Fourth runner ups gets to go head on with KARR. Choose from two different scenarios to play out....Be John and get suffocated to death and turbo boost and be destroyed or ride off a cliff and "chicken out". Either way Death will become you. And finally fifth runners up get to meet Patricia Mcpherson and Rebecca Holden. Don't be confused if they ask you which of them was the better mechanic. No comment is the appropriate answer.
So send those 20 Knight Rider dollars to:
The Knight Rider 2000 KRAA Club
c/o Junkyarddog "The Acid Killer"
Michael Loves Bonnie Box #KITT2000
Las Vegas, Nevada 43211
Please no mail addressed to Stephanie Mason.
Thanks
Junkyarddog
The four seasons of Knight Rider by LJ:
from the writer's point of view:
season1: ok, we have this program, now what do we do?
season 2: kool, we have been renewed, time to get a little deeper into things
season 3: yay, we are still going, let's get even more deeper and have a little fun
season 4: you want us to do WHAT with that crappy budget? you have GOT to be kidding
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