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  1. Question : How does DTC promote family planning?
    Answer : It requires that people "peechhe se chadhen"

  2. How about the varioous buses where the mischieviuos scratched and made --
    'Kewal Hilayen' out of 'Kewal Mehilayen' !!!!

  3. There was A phirang guy we knew who was visiting Delhi.
    Being a newbie, he was advised by everyone against travelling by DTC.
    However, adventurous as he was, he boarded a DTC bus one day and much to his consternation, noticed the following on the back of the seat:

    Look under your seat
    There WOULD be a bomb
    Raise Alarm
    Earn AWARD

    This was his first ever DTC ride, and needless to say, his last one!


  4. Before it was called DTC it was called as DTU(Delhi Traffic Union) but was popularly known as DTU(Don't Trust Us).

  5. Also in DTC, DMS goes for free, no tickets. DMS stands not for Delhi Milk Scheme but for Dhaka Mukki Staff..

  6. DTC: Delhiwaaloonki Tangentoodo Corporation


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