The winner of Chubby Gallery 2003 

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Peppermille: It seems all da boyz frum da boyz club were voting fer mew Biggie. I kinda had trouble finding gurlz to compete wif all da boys dat entered!
Must be all da nipz tuna pizzas and donuts tou guys eat at Paddys! Did mew eggspect to win?
Biggie: Well, I did til I saw my catpurrtition! I were up against sum real chubbies!
An, you furgetted all da nachos we eat, tu!

Peppermille: How did mew get to be named Biggiefries? I hear on the catsline dat all da kitties at mewr house are named after fewd. Ize curious, how did dat happen?
Biggie: Wells, my furmeowmie were name Peaches afore I were borned, of
corse. Den my hoomin brofur name me Big Mac when I were still only
free daze ole, cuz he said it wud be a kool name fur a tom. Den Cookie were name Cookie cuz meowmie say dat a fittin name fur a black and wite girl (Oreo bean a gud name fur a black and wite boy). Den dere were onliest Pepper leff. By den my hoominz realized dat we wuz all name after fude, so dey juss goed wiff da theme and name Pepper, well, Pepper! Butts, real early on my meowmie teaze me by callin me Biggie Fries and it haff stucked.

Peppermille: Boy I bet da white cote iz trying to get mew on a diet, heh? How did mew get to be a chubby cat? What are mewr favorite foods?
Biggie: Wells, I IZ ona a diet! I losed from 23 pounz 6 ountses tu 22 pounz 8 ountses in free weeks! Butts, I iz knot all dat chubby, I juss haff a bigg barrell chess dat make me LUK fat! Teeheehee! I haff da Manx gene and mose tomz wiff a Manx gene get up to twenny pounz or efun moar. I haff mose of my tail, dough, only da lass boan or tu iz gone and what I haff leff is kinda gnarled up. I iz gnarly! Teeheehee! My fafurite
fude is Whisker Lickins, but meowmie say dat knot fude, it treats, so, I onliest get dem oncet or twicet a weak. Butts, my chubbiness were destined when I were still nursin when I were sicks mumfs ole! Teeheehee! I already wayed 10 pounz by den, which were 5 pounz more dan my furmeowmie!

Peppermille: How many kitties do mew live wif? Who iz mewr favorite?
Biggie: I liff wiff my furmeowmie and my tu fursisfurs. We also and tu haff tu outside kitties dat haff beed bandoned by deys hoomins. Meowmie feel sorry so she feed dem, tu, and dey kinda hang around outside. My fafurite is my furmeomwie Peaches, cuz she cuddle up wiff me sumtimez. Butts, I also and tu like one of da outside kitties cuz him and me is da onliest tomz.But he real skinny, he knot chubby like me.


Peppermille: Do mew haf a favorite sleeping place?
Biggie: My winder bed! It bigg enuff tu hole tu kitties, but I ofurflow it when I iz in it alone! And da couch, and sumtimez I sleep in a liddle cubby between da wall and da bedstand in my meowmie's rume.

Peppermille: I guess mewr all are inside kitties, right? Mostly I only get owt on da balconey caws we lives in a partment, but I like dat a lot.
Biggie: Yeah, I getta go on da patio in da daytime when my meowmie is home,butt dat's all. And if my meowmie notice I iz wanderin off she come jerk my butt back inside.

Peppermille: Everyone will want to visit mewr purrlace on the web. What iz da address?
Biggie: Dis is my HOME

Peppermille: Thanks so much fer letting me interview mew. Iz dere anyting else mew wud like to say?
Biggie: Yes! Chubbies rool! Diets drool! 

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  Note: This is a purr-sonal profile of Biggie that this reporter obtained from an interview wif him 9/18-03.

Marquesa P. Le' Purr