The winner of Chubby Gallery 2002 

 ... 

Murphy Murdock

Pepper Mille: I haf been nosing around da clubs and it seems mew haf
a lot of admirers especially one little gurl dat belongs to da same club
as mew. Could dis be mew Wink?

Murphy: Dis iz my wedwink, mwe got wedwinkled last Chrismouse. Her iz de lite ub my life, my sweet baboo.

Pepper Mille: Did mew meet dere?

Murphy: Mwe met in de FIF klubb.

Pepper Mille: How long haf mew been nuzzling together?
Murphy: Mwe been togedder about 2 years, but wedwinked almos' one.


Pepper Mille: Mew cats sure haf a lot in common as fewd lovers! Murphy: Nex' tew my sweet Bini, I luff fewd!

Pepper Mille: What's mewr favorite dish?
Murphy:My fafurite dish beez Woyal Wed shrimpies, crab legz, & gwilled salmon. I luff peanut butter tew!

Pepper Mille: Mew shur are one macho Tom. Do mew belong to TOMZ RULE wif all those macho boyz?

Murphy: Yes, I dew belong tew dat klubb, & I iz also a Agent, mew know!

Pepper Mille: Oh mew, I'm talking to a SPY! Word is dat mew are not as nasty as dem offur guys! Just a southern gentlecat.

Murphy: My meowmie sez I iz a suthern gentlecat, & I twy tew wemember my mannerz, but I dew like tew go tew de pub wif de budz fur a nipz beer ebery now & den. But mos' ub my time iz spent on assignment in Da Agency, & taking my Bini on womantic weekend twips, & eating!

Pepper Mille: Do mew live wif offur kitties?

Murphy: I lib wif 4 udder kitties, my brofurs are Bentley, & Charlie.

Pepper Mille: Any gurlz?

Murphy: I hab 2 sisfurs, Tiffany & Chrissy.

Pepper Mille: Dey sure try to rule da roost if dere around. Heh Heh.

Murphy:Dey shure dew! Dey tink dey are de boss, but I let dem know ebery once in a while dat dey aren't, I bigger dan dem! Mew-hawwwwwwww

Pepper Mille: Where do mew live?

Murphy: I lib in Alabama, on de beautifur Gulf Coast, a few minutes frum Furrida.

Pepper Mille: Oh mew, mew lib furry close to me. I'm on da gulf too. Are mew an inside kitty?

Murphy: I iz now, my furst meowmie let me go & come, her died, & I wuz gonna be put tew sleep, & dis meowmie got mwe & sabed my life, I luff her. Dis meowmie donot allow us kitties outside. I stay on de screen porch mos' ub de time, & watch de critters in de woods.


Pepper Mille: Do mew haf a favorite sleeping place?
Murphy: Yes, on de screen porch, & inside on top ub de refrigerator.

Pepper Mille: Do mew haf a web page? I'm shure all da cats will want
to visit mew.

Murphy: No, my meowmie do not know how tew dew one yet, her sez her gonna learn!
Pepper Mille: Dat's too bad, but dere's lot's of helping purrlaces on da web. I'm sure she will take care of dat soon.
Anything else mew would want to tell us?

Murphy: I beez 11 years old, & dis summer meowmie got mwe a lion cut, cause my fur so thick & long, I luff it, no more hairballs, meowmie calls mwe her lion king!

Pepper Mille: Yeah I had dat a couple of times too when I was young and wouldn't let mom comb my fur. It was kinda nice not gettin' sick wif hairballs too, but I was embarrassed being a gurl and all!
Thank mew so much Murphy. I hope mew don't mind dat I purrblished mewr sexy beach photo, but I cud not resist!  I found it at FIF.   

Any of mew kitties that do not know about Fat is Fun .... check it out!

  Note: This is a purr-sonal profile of Murphy Murdock that this reporter obtained from an interview wif him.

Duchess P. M. Le' Purr