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Posted by King Hippo on July 13, 19100 at 04:21:03 in 172.167.56.116 :
Eggplant Wizard: Forget the food. This is a chance of a lifetime. (That used to be a game show)
King Hippo: Forget the food!?
Eggplant Wizard: Don't you get it? If Link and Zelda are gone, there won't be anyone left on Hyrule but their flunkies.
King Hippo: [nods] They'll give us food.
Eggplant Wizard: No, Banana Brain! The alarms been turned off. We can steal the Triforce for ourselves.
King Hippo: Then we can make Ganon's servants give us food.
[Eggplant Wizard blinks and looks annoyed]
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