Fun: .Butt:/me 13shakes her butt 3~ 5(_/_) 3~ 5(_I_) 3~ 5(_\_) 3~5(_I_) 3~ 5(_/_) 3~ 13 as she dances around the room ...4 ChA cHa ChA !  .cutebutt:/sound # cutebutt.wav sneeks a peek at $$1 as he turns around, and tells her friends to take a look!"""(_I_)""" .silence:/sound # crickets.wav is stunned into silence.......a task not easily accomplished! .ponders:/sound # hmmm.wav ponders the meaning behind that comment...hmmm.... .bats: /me bats her eyelashes innocently at $$1 , and asks, "who me????" .playducky: 80.......8_0.......12Wanna play| 40.....4>8(12'8)_,0.....12with my| 80......8(_~_/0......12wubba ducky| 120...12~^~~^~^~^~^~0.....12 $$1 ?? .pic: 0,0_ 0,1[8,1X0,1]0,0     12 $$1 3You look so Cute !!|  1,1....00,1O1,1...0,0   12 gal 4is gonna take your picture !|  0,0.. .shyblush:stands with her 7HEAD DOWN , face 4BRIGHT RED , 12TOEING THE FLOOR , saying 13 "AW, §HUCK§ .fence: 4©1peeks over 1ÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝ13 $$1 1ÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝÝ 12fence , 10Hi There .wow: 4,1 © 4,1© 4,1© 4,1© 4,1©8,1WOW!!!! 4,1© 4,1© 4,1© 4,1© 4,1©  .cutebutt:/sound # cutebutt.wav 0,14 0,15 0,0 0,15 0,14 ,14Cute-Butt-o-meter0,14 0,15 0,0 0,15 0,14 9,1 lllllllllllll8,1llllllllll4,1IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIl5,1llllll 0,14 0,15 0,0 0,15 0,14 $snick  3 .basicangel:/me 13adjusts her halo 14`~12Å14~.:**.:`~12Å14~.:* *.:`~12Å14~.:**.:`~12Å14~.:*~12Å14~.:`**.:`~12Å14~,.:`**.:` ~12Å14~. :`*13basically looking angelic...14*.:`~12Å14~.: `* `~12Å14~.:`**.: ~12Å14~.:`**.:~12Å14~,`~12Å14~.:**.:`14`~12Å14~.:**.:`14`~12Å14~.:**.:`14`~12Å14~.:**. GIGGLES .lunatic: 6 iS 1,113R11o8F4l96,0 LiKe A 1,113L11u8N4a9T13i11C8 .lunat:6 iS 1,113R11o8F4l96,0 LiKe A 1,113L11u8N4a9T13i11C8 13,0 at $$1 .rotf: 13,8<1312 :1213o13)18 11,11I13,13I12,12I11,11I13,13I12,12I9,9I 9,2F8,12F0,12F11,2F1=4; $$1 0...4 STOP,6 STOP , 12 2 I've got to 12catch my breath,10 You've got me 4 ROFLMAO........6.hehehe .lol:4,1LOL (ô¿ô) 8,1LOL (ô¿~) 9,1LOL (~¿~) 13,1LOL (~¿ô) .outloud:> 1,8L1,13ã1,11Û1,9g1,8h1,13Í1,4ñ1,15-1,11Ø1,9ù1,8T1,15-1,9L1,8ø1,13Û1,11Ð 4 - BRAT .neener:8(1,8:Þ8)12neener8(1,8:Þ8)12neener8(1,8:Þ8)12neener8(1,8:Þ8) .smtypnts:13,1thinks 11 $$1 13 is a 8 smartypants .whine:12 Do you want some cheese to go with that 4whine 12 $$1 ??? .mmwakeup:/me 12throws 1---===(_()---===(_() ---===(_()4 Marshmellows at ---===(_()---===(_() 12 $$1  =(_() ---===(_() ---===(_() ---===(_() ---===(_().4And bops him in the head with them trying to wake him up! ha ha ha ha .dontstart: 1,4 1,8 Ððñ't §tå®t §ðmêthïñg ¥ðü ©åñ't fïñï§h!! 14--------> $$1  .tongue: 8(1,8:oÞ8)8(1,8:oÞ8)8(1,8:oÞ8)8(1,8:oÞ8)8(1,8:oÞ8)8(1,8:oÞ8  4,8 $$1 8(1,8:oÞ8)8(1,8:oÞ8)8(1,8:oÞ8)8(1,8:oÞ8)8(1,8:oÞ8)8(1,8:oÞ8)8 .duh:8,1 Duuuuhhhhhh!!!!!! .nottheif:/me 1,8is not a 2Thief! Thief is so 4ugly! |/me 1,8prefers to be called a 12Creative 3Acquisition 4Specialist! .trouble:9,2 you're in 11 Big Trouble!!!8,2 $$1 !!!  OUCHIES .isthinking:4,1 LOOK OUT! 8,1 $$1 4,1 is THINKING!! .marshmellows:/me throws ---===(_()---===(_() ---===(_()4 Marshmellows at ---===(_()---===(_() 12 $$1  =(_() ---===(_() ---===(_() ---===(_() ---===(_().4And bops him in the head with them ha ha ha ha .rubbrband:/me 12 fires a rubber band at 4 $$1 7(============) 12and hits the target 1(4*1_I_) .waterballn:/me 6 throws water balloons at 12 $$1 !!! 4Duck!!!!0,0 4**splat** 3**splat** 2**splat** 12**splat** 13**splat**5**splat**4**splat** 3**splat** 2**splat** 12**splat**13**splat** 5**splat** 4**splat** 3**splat** 2**splat** 12**splat** 13**splat** 12 I run away 4 4 giggling  12 as $$1 drips all over the floor!!! .dogkiss:/me 12 opens the gate to let the BIG guard dog out... points at  13 $$1  12 and says Rover... 4ATTACK! 12Rover runs over to 13 $$1 12and gives 13 $$1 12 BIG wet sloppy kisses! .crayon: 12 gives $$1 a pack of 8,1Crayola® Crayons12..13 now sit, color..4and keep outta trouble6..10 or I'll deal with ya 13myself!! .tnt: 1,4 D Y N A M I T E 5,0]5-------4.`,'.12 Here 4 $$1 12 !!! 12, CATCH !!! .snowball: 12throws a few snowballs at 4 $$1 | 14-------~o15. . . . . . 12[ $$1 ]4(shoot,missed)| 14---------------~o15. . . . . .12[ $$1 ]4(missed again)| 14-----------------------10{!!SpLaT!! 6YES !!! .frypan:3 BOPS9 $$1 6over the head, with a 10cast iron frying pan 13(Kaboink!!)6...and tells9 $$1 6...3"You better behave yourself!!" .arrows:4takes careful aim......4 and fires 4-»12»»»4»––––––––5›4 12 ........ oohhh darn missed!!|/me 4sites her target again...... 4-»12»»»4»––––––––5›4 12 ........ oohhh darn missed again!!| 12so does the 3rd!! 4-»12»»»4»––––––––5›4 12I must be shooting with my eyes closed!!| 4the fourth one hits it mark!! 4-»12»»»4»––––––––5›4 12 $$1 's  4(_I_) 3,1R12,1I7,1g9,1h8,1T 4on target!! .fan:4Hey12 $$1 4could you do me a favor and hold your head a little closer to the fan? 6Thanks. 4That whistling 4sound reminds me of a song I once heard! .blame:/me sneaks up and pinches4 $$1 10's butt real good and blames it on 4 $? 10! who conviently happens to be standing there looking dopey! he he he! .tntpants:/me 1,4 D Y N A M I T E5,0]12-------1.`,' into $$1 's pants 1,4 JUST 4,1 TO 1,4 LIVEN 4,1 HIM 1,4 UP 4,1 A 1,4 BIT .kicksign:8,2HEY $snick - LOOK OVER THERE TO THE LEFT|/me 10 quickly puts a 4,8 KICK ME 10,0 sign on $snick 's back| 4 says, Ok , everyone - free kicks here !!! .didstpd:/sound # stupid-.wav 13,1 $$1 12 did 9 something 8,1STUPID!!!! .ping:/me 6shoots 13 $$1 6with 12spit balls 6through her drink straw..... 12ooohhh you meant an 4electronic ping... .brainlag:13,2 Hey $$1 ... 9,2 Brain lag is different than puter lag, you know!! .cliff: 1,11 gal 12,0 shoves 1,11 $$1 12,0 over the edge of the 3 cliff 12,0 and listens for the 4 SPLAT 12 with a statisfied grin 4,8 : .drop:/me 12runs over to $$1 grabs him firmly, tilts him back, and looks into his eyes, smiles and drops him 4.......THUMP....... .dance:/me 12approaches4 $snick ...|/me 12looks at 4 $snick 's 12feet...|/me 12draws her Glock...|/me 12starts shooting at 4 $snick 's 12feet...|/me 12tells 4 $snick 12to Dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .paper:/me smacks $$1 4WITH A ROLLED UP NEWS PAPER 2°°thwap. ° ° °. ° °splat ° °. ° °. ° ° ° ° °thwap. ° ° °. °° - say .pout:0,1 /\_/\ |0,1( 3o.o 0,1)|0,1 > 13^ 0,1< |0,14 POUT !!!1 *1 .stealbest:4h5e6h7e9h10e11h12e 13 $$1 12....I just 8,1swiped 12,0 your 4-=4,2popup4,0=-12.....just remember...you should be 13,8flattered 12, cause I only swipe from the 9,6***best***!!! .embarrassing:13,1 says 11OOPSY!!! 9 That's 8embarrassing 11!!!!! .flashlight:/me gets the 1(11,1 FLASHLIGHT8,1<)))8)))4 to look for 6 $$1  |/me calls in the8,1 darkness 13 $$1  where are you? |/me 6 checks the 8(8,8....16,1DURACELL1] batteries1 ....4DARN!! I just bought new ones. .comment:/me leans forward towards the mic|Um, no comment|/me sits back down .outloud:0,14·0I'm8·0sorry9·0hehehe11·0was13·0that4·0out8·0loud9·0?? .5th:8,2 gal 9 pleads the 11 5th!!!!! MISC .PARTY ..Mixes...:1 mixes up a batch of 4strawberry-banana margaritas 1to share with $$1 ..pours...:1pours 12 $$1 1a 4frosty margarita1...enjoy!! ..Pitcher:1mixes up a frosty pitcher of 4Strawberry Margaritas 1to share.....who wants some? ..Tune:puts a quarter in the jukebox and plays a tune to try and liven things up a bit! ..Tequila:1does the peewee herman dance while handing out shots of 9,1 Tequilla 1,0 to all her friends! 1,8I_I0,0-1,11I_I0,0-1,15I_I0,0-1,10I_I0,0-1,9I_I0,0-1,4I_I0,0--2,15SSSSSSLAM!!! 1 ..twist:puts a quarter in the jukebox and does the twist (_!_) (_/_) (_!_) (_\_) (_!_) ..rock:wants to rock and roll all nite....and party everyday!!!! ..dances:3DaNcEs 13ArOuNd 12In HeR 4UnDeRwEaR 3ImPeRsOnAtInG 13ToM cRuIsE 12 in 6RiSkY4 BuSiNeSs!!!!!! .food ..LIFESAVER:/me 13offers $$1 a pack of 15,15.0,2L1,9I0,3F0,4E1,8S0,10A0,4V0,3E1,9R0,5S15,15. 12 to $1 and says... "Enjoy! ..coffeeall:/me hands mugs of fresh hot coffee to all in # :4[1,5__4]D [1,5__4]D [1,5__4]D ..dominos: 0,1: : 0,1: : 0,1: : 0,1: : 0,1: : 4,4...0,0...0,12 DOMINOS 0,0...4,4... 0,1: : 0,1: : 0,1: : 0,1: : 0,1: : .typos etc. ..needhelp:12If you are experiencing 13 teknikal difacultyes, 12& its relativaly simple, I have some 13eggspeereance, 12pleze stand bye gal will help you. 4Whats your problem? ..ink:/me says 1Ooo14oh 15n14o i th15ink m14y ke15ybo14ard i15s ru14nn15ing out of ink!!! ..refill:/me hands 4 $$1 10an ink refill 1,0[1,1|_|1,0] ..empty:/me is running on 1,8 E1,4\1,8---------F ..bdtype:8,12 Bad typists of the world 12,8untie!! ..monster:1 gal glares evilly at the horrifying 10typo-monster. 1She picks it up and strangles it by it's scrawny little neck. When the thing is 4destroyed, 1She smiles as a 6new calm 1sweeps over her. ..broke:I dropped my keyboard| And now it does this!!| do you think I broke it? .GEEZ ..space: 12Ground Control to Major4 $$1 !!! 12Come in3 $$1 !!|12I know you are there, so talk to me4 $$1 !!!| 12Let me know you are alive and not lost in 6CYBERSPACE!! ..whatnext: 13,1I have been 15kicked, 8banned, 4talked about, 9cussed at, 12lied to, 13and 15laughed at, 13BUT 13,1the 8,1ONLY 13,1reason I 8"0hang out in this 8C4r11A12z13Y 0P8l4A11c12E8"13,1is to see 11,1õ0¿11õ 13,1JUST 4WHAT 12WILL 13happen 11NEXT ..tshirt: /me has Been There Done That and got the T-Shirt & the hat To Prove It ..annoyops:4,1 Please DO Not: 1,0 Arggivate, Bother, Worry, Badger,Infuriate, Heckle,Harrass, Adgitate, Hassel, Distress, Grate,Ruffle, Irk, Enrage, Pester, Humiliate, Plague, Offend, Persercute,Insult, Inflame, Irritate, Neddle, Disquite, Provoke, Nettle, Rile,Affront, Mock, Beset, Nag, Tease, Torment, Disturbe, Anoy, Taute,OR Vex 4,1 THE OPERATORS ..Nixkick0,1 $$1 13has 15kicked, 8banned, 4talked about, 9teased, 12 taunted, 13and 15laughed at me, 13BUT 13,1the 8,1ONLY 13,1reason I 8"0hang out in this 8C4r11A12z13Y 0P8l4A11c12E8"13,1is to see 11,1õ0¿11õ 13,1JUST 4WHAT 0,1 $$1 will do next ! ! ! .bandaid: Does $$1 need a bandaid 7,7.16,13(:::::[]::::::)7,7. ? Awwwwww poor baby!! .swims:Swims around the room to see if she can see anyone she knows!! 2¸.·´¯`·.¸ 3><((((º>2 .·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ 4<º))))><2 .·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸6 ><((((º>2 ¸.·´¯`·..·´¯`·.¸6 ><((((º>2 .·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ·.¸.·´¯`·.¸7 ><((((º>2 .·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸8 <º))))><2 .·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸ 9><((((º>2 ¸.·´¯`·..·´¯`·.¸10 ><((((º>2 .·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ·. .feelgood:0,0_____4,1" I FEEL GOOD ! " 0,0____10 thanks for asking 4 $$1 ! .whoopie:3,1.4,1'8,1*2,1.4,1~8,1.3,1*12,1`11,1*4,1~8,1*13,1.12,1.4,1*6,1`13,1.2,1*13,1~8,1WHOOPIE!!!3,1.4,1'8,1*2,1.4,1~8,1.3,1*12,1`11,1*4,1~8,1*13,1.12,1.4,1*6,1`13,1.2,1*13,1~ .ouch:Ouch 6 !! 12 Ouch 6!! 12 Ouch 6 !! 12 Ouch 6 !! 12 Ouch 6 !! 12 Ouch 6 !! 12 Ouch 6 !! .trax: 0,0.0,11,1.4Q1,1.0,0__4 STOP RIGHT THERE!!0,0..................m.......................................3,3._.0,3STATE3,3.._..0| 0,0.0,11,1.8Q1,1.0,10,0__3 YOU STOLE0,0...............;:'.,';,.';".10=,1_____\13Ø1_\\_____0,0......._......3,3...0,3BORDER3,3...0| 0,0.0,11,1.9Q1,1.0,10,0__.3A POPUP !!0,0............1~~~.;:',;.':,';(0,10o-8Popup Bandit0,10-o)0,0............3,3~0,3CROSSING3,3^0| 0,0.0,00,0^1,1I0,0.0,00,00,0 ____0,0...........................1~~~~;',';:',;',;':',(1,15@)======(1,15@)0,0.........................13,13I| 8,1 - - - - - - - - - -11 $$1 is makin' trax after stealing the popups 8,1- - - - - - - - .grab: 10,8C13,8o2,8u4,8l10,8d13,8 2,8I4,8 10,8j13,8u2,8s4,8t10,8 13,8g2,8r4,8a10,8b13,8 2,8a4,8 10,8c13,8o2,8p10,8y 13,8O2,8f 4,8T10,8h13,8a2,8t? .outbatter:0,0..........13,0(Y)|0,0.........13,0(12°13-12°13)|13()14[1,1***0,14Energizer0,013()|0,0.......13,0(_)-(_)|12 $$1 4keeps 1Going 14And 3Going 4[Lets 3go 12take 13out 10 $$1 `s 12Batteries] .barrel:5XXXXXXX 6You've got me over a barrel on that one,9 $$1 ! 5XXXXXXX  4he 6he 11he 9he .GM: 8,1GM9GM3GM10GM12GM6GM13GM11GM| 8,1GM9GM3GM10GM12GM6GM13GM11GM| 8,1GM9GM3GM10GM12GM6GM13GM11GM| 8,1GM9GM3GM10GM12GM6GM13GM11GM comments .Look: 4o00o1_12©2¿12©1_4o00o1_ 12 Look its $$1 1_4o00o1_ 12©2¿12©1 _4o00o1_ .SGwarning:4SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: 12CHATTING has been known to consume time, cause insanity, wreak havoc,inspire hopes and dreams, and cause the user to sit hunched over12a computer, 4bloodshot 12eyeballs staring at the monitor until the wee hours of the morning! Further,12chatting causes a poor diet, flat butt, and ability to avoid going to the bathroom for unbelieveable amounts of time. .weather:/me is in 13Tehachapi, California, USA 12where it is3 $time (PDT) 12on4 $day 12,2 $date 2. The Temperature is $$?="Current Temperature"ºF .Kewl:0,15 0,14 0,13 0,12 0,11 0,10 0,9 0,8 0,7 0,6 0,5 0,4 08,4K119E81311W110L116 !83!13!0,15 0,14 0,13 0,12 0,11 0,10 0,9 0,8 0,7 0 .canadian: This is for my Canadian 4,4C4*4,4C Friends! .1800: 0,13 <2>3<4>5<6>7<8>9<10>13 0-8 for a Hot and Sexy time call 1 800 SomeOneElse. .EMERGENCYTEST:9,1The following is a test of my emergency broadcast equipment 4,1" AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! " 9,1This has been a test of my emergency broadcast equipment. Had this been a real emergency, the sound you just heard would have been followed by lots more just like it. This concludes the test of my emergency broadcast equipment." .rules: 10 The RULES of # are as follows:| 13 Rule #1 - Women in # are always right. ;-)| 12 Rule #2 - When in doubt, refer to Rule #1 of # .explicit: 8,1 RESTRICTED1,8 SEXUALLY8,1 EXPLICIT1,8 MATERIAL8,1 BEYOND1,8 THIS8,1 POINT1,8 ENTER8,1 AT1,8 OWN8,1 RISK .spotsteal:0,04I12'13v4e12 13b4e12e13n4 12w13o4r12k13i4n12g13 4f12o13r4 12S13p4o12t13t4e12n13 4S12t13e4e12l13 4t12o13d4a12y13-4-12e13v4e12r13y4t12h13i4n12g13 4I1213s4p12o13t4,12 13I4 12s13t4e12a13l4!12!13!4 .potatohd:/me 12 sits on the couch with her perfect mate..MrPotatoHead..he's tanned and cute and i can rearrange his face if i catch him lookin at another woman! hehehe .blondkey: 1,88,1C1,8a8,1U1,8t8,1I1,8o8,1N1,88,1 keep it simple blonde at keys!